Thursday, August 30, 2012

M Dawg Gut Punches the Baby Tebus

Douche of the soul is a festering rot, and M Dawg pukes it in spades.

The Ladies of the 3pm-9pm Tuesday shift at the Platinum Club regret nothing. Except that one thing. You know what. Lets not talk about it. The bathrooms at the Ladies Foot Locker still smell like cinnamon.

# posted by douchebag1
12:40 pm August, 30 Stephanie said...

All 3 can super glue yourselves together and kill each other,please.

12:56 pm August, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

If any of these folks ever met a real, actual, genuine black person, they’d curl up into a ball and start crying.

1:25 pm August, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Can we start a new category…? I nominate these three as “Most Human Centipede Worthy”?

1:32 pm August, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He’ll be punching the clown later when the hots devour his paycheck from The Buckle and move onto the next mark.

1:32 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Mons Without Hats

1:42 pm August, 30 The Dude said...

I like boobies. And tortoises. Because pronouncing ~tortoise~ is challenging to any person unfamiliar with the English language.

2:24 pm August, 30 Anonymous said...

hE rEmOVeD a DIdGEt foR InSrAnCe REasONs. fAcT.

2:44 pm August, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thank you god:

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http://www.eonline.com/news/342141/mtv-announces-jersey-shore-to-end-after-upcoming-sixth-season

5:13 pm August, 30 Wheezer said...

Doc Bunsen, thanks for the link! We all need to go there and run that message board, especially ‘Sock with his theories on his equine micturation. Or maybe hermit and RevChad with their pharmaceutical fables.

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Or DW could even tell some stories about “old Jersey”…..

6:42 pm August, 30 creature said...

like blondie bird fan w big fake cans…go O’s!

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