Monday, August 6, 2012

Mack the Nozzle Approves of the HCwDB of the Month

HCwDB duperlegend, Mack the Nozzle, approves of the HCwDB of the Month.

And while Mack’s life has spiraled since Francine left him and his face tatts prevented him from getting that job as the night manager at Shakey’s, he’s determined to “Party-fo-life” or die trying.

The punk ladies from the chorus of the touring company for “American Idiot 2: White Suburban Punks Buy Toilet Paper” tolerate Mack’s imbibings with fateful aplomb, and then excuse themselves to go home and watch DVR’d episodes of Bachelor Pad.

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8:55 am August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Doe eyed, bedazzled head band wearing hott oh I wish I could see the rest of your bod. Your smile is all that is warm puppies and premature ejaculation.

9:14 am August, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Mack the Noz and Mack the Noz Transgender look alike Douchebag/Bleeth combo life form both disgust me in a way only 87 year old Uncle Pete’s day old Depends used to do. Thanks for that you two ugly mofo’s

9:16 am August, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Never, in the whole history of human civilization, has the party life looked so morbidly unappealing. Mack and catatonic Jane Lynch bleeth believe they are putting the Fun back in Fungus.

9:18 am August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Midol.

9:22 am August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Francine, my beauty Queen, I hope you don’t have a cock between your legs.”

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From “Francine” by Vin Douchal. Magic music.

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Throw everybody a link to that Vin.

9:30 am August, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Anyone else notice how Mack the Noz’s protruding belly and sunken chest fit perfectly into Connie Coed’s s-shaped curves? It’s like they have some kind of symbiotic douch-bleeth relationship, with nutrients such as Red Bull and vodka passing though his navel and into her vagina maw.

10:03 am August, 6 Duck Duck Douche said...

@rev, it’s enshrined to the left via Francine’s entry in the HoH but here’s a link anyway:

http://www.myspace.com/vindouchal

10:17 am August, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I imagine this is what one would see if one peered into the toilet in hell used by Stalin after a night of cannibal fricassee washed down with generous helpings of turnip vodka.

10:32 am August, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Billy Midol tranny bleeth is suffering from a killer case of abdominal bloat, and when I say killer, I mean as in killing my boner. She is backed up from days of taking hits of Ketamine with Red Bull and Vodka highballs, and eventually will take a Doody Largeman that will challenge the sewer system of Chula Vista.

11:08 am August, 6 Bobzilla said...

Is that Francine on the right? More like Mancine now.

11:54 am August, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Thanks for the props , dudes

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