Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Mandarin Orange Comes to Jesus

Mandarin Orange.

Still out there.

Still bothering second tier vaguely manish Kardashian sisters with Jesus bling and skin cancer.

# posted by douchebag1
1:51 pm August, 1 The Dude said...

Mandy really gets around those Kardashian globes.

1:59 pm August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Kunty Kardashian, the long lost progeny of Robert Kardashian and a real doll has finally surfaced! She makes a cameo next week on “Keeping Up with The Kardouchians” when she has to get her veneer fixed after chipping it on those anal beads shes chomping down on.

I Can’t trust Asians who worship western dieties it seems strange to me, plus he looks like he’s about spew a quart of used pork fried rice on her ample jizz magnets

2:10 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That look on his face screams “Man I shouldn’t have let her put those in her mouth first! They’re only gonna make my shaolin pebble seem that much smaller! Roofies first damnit!”

2:15 pm August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Poor bastard is still glowing like a firefly from Fukushima.

2:29 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How come the Chinese keep all the good ones and we get the retards? China has the swimmers, we get the self-tanners.

2:40 pm August, 1 Lorenzo Llamas said...

Can someone please tell me how to post a YouTube video in the comments. I have a lamaPear video that will kick all y’alls cat videos to the curb. Real lama butts in real time. I just need.figure out out to put my USB port on overdrive so my RAM doesn’t reboot before I get the kill screen again? Ya dig?

2:40 pm August, 1 Sir Douche said...

Are they doing an Asian version of Jersey Shore?

2:47 pm August, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

At least he’s focused his momentary attention in the right place.

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Meanwhile, she’s giving the raven-haired eye of stark-raving.

2:48 pm August, 1 Vin Douchal said...

@ Lorenzo Llamas

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This site has taken a decidely Soviet turn and YouTubes can only be placed by Db1 or Darksock.

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So I guess you get the same “fuck off” as me or anyone else when it comes to youtubes.

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As delivered by Mandarin Orange

2:58 pm August, 1 Lorenzo Llamas said...

@Vin Douchal, but…its lama pear.

3:37 pm August, 1 Duck Duck Douche said...

She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes

And points all her own sitting way up high

Way up firm and high

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Still waiting on the thunder.

5:34 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Lorenzo Llamas

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Talk a gander at these instructions.

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https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/db/Lemonparty.jpg

5:37 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ I meant this one.

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5:49 pm August, 1 Guid is Good said...

Less mandarins. More cantaloupes.

6:11 pm August, 1 Anonymous said...

Sorry Kim chubby…no refunds for Asians

7:01 pm August, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s making that face because only moments ago, those beads were violently pulled from his asshole like someone was starting a lawnmower.

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True story.

7:17 pm August, 1 The Dude said...

Alright Med, once I’m done laughing, how do I forget that sound??

8:44 pm August, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Now the good Rev figures out how to make his embeds work correctly.

10:55 pm August, 1 Stephanie said...

Radioactive turd makes a great glow light stick.

1:40 pm August, 2 jonezy said...

well, I’m pretty sure by clicking Rev’s jpg link above that this site will be banned at work from now on and I’ll go the way of Pfah, Plinky, Crucial and the rest- gotta remember to never, under any circumstances, click a Rev link while on the company dime.

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Olympinads.

2:41 pm August, 2 Techno Dan said...

Rev Chad Kroeger: That pic did not blind me, but I wish it did. I will now gouge my eyes out. Truly horrid. And it is said that this kind of thing is totally normal? God help us.

5:38 pm August, 3 horncusker said...

Not shopped at all – not one bit…

(facepalm)

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