Friday, August 3, 2012

Manuel Uses Doucheface to Hide Deep Insecurities About His Lovemaking Abilities with Kaylie

Kaylie’s youth filled celebration of female doe-eye hints at winterberries, kaleidoscopic sunrises, tangerine trees, and the DB1 hiding in her closet fondling her used gyroscope.

# posted by douchebag1
9:10 am August, 3 The Dude said...

His insecurities are likely the only deep thing about Manuel.

9:26 am August, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

I don’t know if I’ll be more ashamed if I’m right or if I’m wrong on who this is.

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Fifteen year old Kendall Jenner. The daughter of Olympic gold medal winning lesbian softball coach and one of the Kardashian ham danglers.

9:43 am August, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kaylie is violating one of the key tennets of dating; never get involved with a guy who has a smaller upper body than you do.

10:07 am August, 3 The Dude said...

I don’t think that’s Kendall Jenner. You oughta be ashamed at yourself, UFO!

10:18 am August, 3 Dan said...

yes it is one of the Jenner girls. Check out the background and you’ll see a fashion photo of her. Put it all together and she’s hanging off some gay male model she met on the shoot.

10:39 am August, 3 FredN. said...

The chick is 16.

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While that means I’d fuck her (google her pics), she prolly shouldn’t be on the main page.

10:44 am August, 3 FredN. said...

…because dudes are gonna say shit like I just did.

11:01 am August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Judging by picture Manuel looks to be a H-Mo and if that really is a Kartrashian then it won’t long til she gets the “fever” to follow in her sisters footsteps.

11:10 am August, 3 Bruce Jenners Facelift said...

I approve of this HCwDB posting!

11:17 am August, 3 jonezy said...

I don’t think that dude eats at Chick-fil-A anymore.

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Or at the Ham Dangler Inn.

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She is delightful.

11:46 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oh shit, Korean douchebag attack!

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Prepare the launch codes…

1:31 pm August, 3 Prince Ahmed Al FaDuche said...

im still waiting for Kylie Jenner sex tape

2:03 pm August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s no Chamagne Katie.

2:47 pm August, 3 DarkSock said...

Renob is my favorite chamagne.

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Haiku front pagers are now up. Damn you, Day Job! King Alcohol and I will kill you yet!!!

3:04 pm August, 3 Stephanie said...

Manuel overbite says the fries will be done in 2 minutes.

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