Tuesday, August 7, 2012

One Singular Crotchsation

In honor of passing of the great composer and songwriter, Marvin Hamlisch, I can only pay tribute HCwDB-style.

With kaleidoscopic Broadway spectacular douche crotch.

And a confused Vegas showgirl, who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and now hopes she gets it, she hopes she gets it. And by it, she means not-crabs.

# posted by douchebag1
6:46 am August, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

All sorts of stuff going on in this photo, the comments should be good this morning. Nice ass cheek on black bikini.

7:02 am August, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Scabies

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Pabst

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Cockrings

7:04 am August, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude traded two inches of thigh for bulge.

7:09 am August, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Girl in the aviators just spotted the Showgirl’s penis tuck.

Finkle is Einhorn

7:16 am August, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Hey, she’s just there for the booze.

7:18 am August, 7 DarkSock said...

Welcome to LongTorsovania…

7:35 am August, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Asian pear in the background is worthy of a closer look. And by closer look, I mean porn.

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The bystanders in this pic are as interesting as the subjects. Aside from Asian Pear, you have your Hugo Largeman making a strategic retreat to look for camel toe near the kiddie pool. You’ve got Boris Hi-Hair with the worst blowout in history (and that is saying something). And woo-girl Touchdown Tina who likes a good ball between the uprights.

7:50 am August, 7 Troy Tempest said...

this should be considered for the Guggenheim Award. As ETD noted – there’s a lot going on in this image, and none of it is good.

7:52 am August, 7 Troy Tempest said...

The girl from Logisitics is giving her O face. You know what I mean. See you guys there.

7:56 am August, 7 Troy Tempest said...

that’s a strategically placed elbow – otherwise it would be Largeman’s buttcrack photobomb.

7:57 am August, 7 Troy Tempest said...

Black bikini’s butt is sweet, but she has the shortest legs. Give her 3 inches of leg and she’d be damn near perfect.

8:10 am August, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There is nothing better than a semi-sweet Moet champagne, preferably pink and a bit warm, in a white plastic cup contaminated with heavy metals from the Chinese factory that made it, and drunk amidst the dregs of LV humanity.

8:47 am August, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Why did I check in with this site AFTER eating lunch?

8:51 am August, 7 DarkSock said...

@ Troy: I’ll giver her 3″ of leg alright….

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Wait…

8:53 am August, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Perry the Platypus was tragically late in his attempt to stop Dr. Dooffenshmurtz from using his Leg Shrinkinator.

9:21 am August, 7 Vin Douchal said...

I’m catching a lateral lisp and annoying toe fungus medication scent from this cat.

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I’m also catching a Chibuli & Coconut SPF 30 and sweat stained ass line on the bikini bottom from Maggie Milf.

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AmIright?

1:14 pm August, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

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I’ve just come back online after visiting Independence Hall in Philadelphia. Is this really one man’s highest expression of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness”?

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If Patrick Henry foresaw this, he’d just say “Give me Death!”.

2:09 pm August, 7 Stephanie said...

Banana hammocks are NEVER a good idea. This should teach everyone a lesson who come to this site.

5:15 pm August, 7 diedouche said...

I hope he chokes on a lime

12:54 am August, 8 Monk said...

The total luridness of the photo seems to have distracted from the two glaring in-your-face bits of evidence that this event might not have occurred in normal space/time.To wit:

1) The chain supported signage with bizarre message hanging from the scrote.

2) Orange lensed lunettes de soleil with optically confusing horizontal lines. Mail ordered from the back pages of Popular Mechanics… guaranteed to give the wearer ability to see through clothing.

The horror… the horror….

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