Thursday, August 9, 2012

Papa Smurf Got Eaten by a Brothabag

Serves him right for trying to peep into Kelly’s cabana.

# posted by douchebag1
6:32 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kelly will regret her Muleskinning ways. Muleskinning, I says.

6:34 am August, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Smurfs! ATTACK!

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Either that, or Kelly needs to see her gynocologist ASAP.

6:36 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d eat her Smurfberries.

6:37 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d stick it in her Gargamel.

6:38 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her blue my balls.

6:51 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Death-tongue for cutie

7:02 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you see an ugly, bottle blonde there’s usually a BroBag lurking nearby.

7:15 am August, 9 Vincenzio said...

Her hair reminds me of Play-doh on a hot day. He is already black and blue so my work is done here.

7:25 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Just wait until the horde of Chinese millionaires come for our Bleeths, Wallnuts. Even Dreuche fill finally get some play (albeit from a 2 inch micro-phallus that barely parts her labia minora), but you and I will be out in the cold. And by out in the cold I mean in the garage jerking off to CK’s model mayhem page. Not together, mind you, unless you want to??

7:39 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kelly has a deep spiritual side. I can tell because she wrote Tao on her solo cup in black sharpie. She probably has a couple of verses from the I Ching tattooed onto her prolapse.

7:49 am August, 9 CB Popped said...

She looks thrilled.

8:33 am August, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She looks pretty haggared I bet she’ll let smurf off inside her.

8:36 am August, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The both look like they’ve been hitting the sizzurp pretty hard next step bath salts and smurfing on the face.

9:04 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

The beauty of these two inbibing sweetened, blended cocktails in the 100 degree Vegas burnlight is twofold.

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One, they will be playing really bad at the tables, thus insuring that the casinos I routinely hammer will make their profit off others and be there to pay me boatloads

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Secondly, they’ll most likely forget to drink water during the sweet-y goodness of Cadilac Margaritas and Daquiris so they’ll have the most hellacious hellfire hangover with no cure. To this I say: >>>>> AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaa fuckwits !<<<<

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>>>>> AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaa fuckwits !<<<<< , I says

5:07 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

um,you should have that looked at bro.

9:25 pm August, 9 Sofa King said...

Windex on the rocks was two for one during Happy Hour.

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