Thursday, August 16, 2012

Please Give to the Wedge-Shaped Vertabrae Victims Fund

Because it’s not easy to go through life seeing the world like it’s the super-villain’s Lair from Adam West era Batman.

Send all donations, in the form of balled-up $20 bills, to O.D.’s Liquor Store in Biloxi, MS, c/o Dark Sock, esq.

 God Bless.

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:31 pm August, 16 Evilmoose said...

I will throw in an extra $5 so that taint can grow some chest hair like a real man!

1:37 pm August, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“God Bless” indeed.

1:50 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this the coroner’s photo of when they found Zyzz with his “friend” in that bath house?

2:02 pm August, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

I’ll bet you €10 that this picture was taken on Ibiza.

All this pear is slaying me.

2:11 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

If you’re shopping at Hot Topic and you’re over 17 years oldYou might be a pussy

2:12 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

If you wear Elroy Jetson’s hairdo to a club You might be a pussy

2:12 pm August, 16 Douchble Helix said...

God bless us, one and all.

2:22 pm August, 16 Sally said...

Man, Christina Ricci’s career really hit the skids after “Beetlejuice”.

2:44 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

If your scrawny chick can bench more than you You might be a pussy

3:10 pm August, 16 CB Popped said...

If you have worked on your “head – tilt” camera pose, You might be a pussy.

3:16 pm August, 16 CB Popped said...

If you have star tattoos on both shoulders (or just one), You might be a pussy.

3:21 pm August, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

God bless pear gives me a chubby. Just sayin

3:27 pm August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

MacGayver

4:15 pm August, 16 CB Popped said...

God Bless pear for Hall Of Pear.

4:26 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

God Bless, that’s poetry in lotion.

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TMI, sorry

4:28 pm August, 16 Sally said...

Put her in the Hall of Pear! Excellent!

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Execute her! Bogus!

5:10 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you wear a fishnet body sock, you might hunger for the peen.

5:11 pm August, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Did I miss the memo?

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This is now PBCwDb*?

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(Porky Bland Chicks with Douchebags)

5:12 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nah, double bubble Columbian pear for the Hall of Pear.

5:25 pm August, 16 Sally said...

But the Hall of Pear only takes solo butt entries. Just like Plinky’s Mom.

5:29 pm August, 16 Sally said...

I think this calls for a quorum of some kind. I nominate Judge Ralph Macchio to preside. He was the Karate Kid and if anyone knows about injustice its that guy.

6:17 pm August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chestbrah?

6:20 pm August, 16 CB Popped said...

“The Columbians” are probably the first candidates for hall of pear,,,,faces etc.

But as for non- facial pear pics, Gbless is incredible.

Agreed Crude, Peen Hunger for the fishnet dude.

6:56 pm August, 16 hermit said...

The consecrated triangle created by the lowered blue jeans and the globular perfection of God Bless Pear’s divine butt cheeks is truly Heavenly.

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.Amen

8:18 pm August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

What makes the God Bless Pear even more sexier is the blurred Darth Vader head replica in background.

8:52 pm August, 16 Stephanie said...

Aw,Grandma knitted a nice shirt for her grandson.

9:35 pm August, 16 Sally said...

I wish there was Smell-O-Vision for “God” Bless Pear because when she farts it has to smell like fresh baked cookies cooling in the window of a cinnnamon factory run by Mexican dwarfs.

4:24 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You might be a pussy if you wear your sister’s shirts and sport a hot-ironed mullet.

4:43 am August, 17 CB Popped said...

Hot Ironed Mullet – that’s the ticket.

I was staring at this DB’s hair and just couldn’t figure it out, Thanks Douchey Wall, good lookin’ out.

9:35 pm August, 20 Little Willie said...

The fishnet top screams “faggot”. His fetish is licking male anal tattoos.

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