Thursday, August 16, 2012
Please Give to the Wedge-Shaped Vertabrae Victims Fund
Because it’s not easy to go through life seeing the world like it’s the super-villain’s Lair from Adam West era Batman.
Send all donations, in the form of balled-up $20 bills, to O.D.’s Liquor Store in Biloxi, MS, c/o Dark Sock, esq.
I will throw in an extra $5 so that taint can grow some chest hair like a real man!
“God Bless” indeed.
Is this the coroner’s photo of when they found Zyzz with his “friend” in that bath house?
I’ll bet you €10 that this picture was taken on Ibiza.
All this pear is slaying me.
If you’re shopping at Hot Topic and you’re over 17 years oldYou might be a pussy
If you wear Elroy Jetson’s hairdo to a club You might be a pussy
God bless us, one and all.
Man, Christina Ricci’s career really hit the skids after “Beetlejuice”.
If your scrawny chick can bench more than you You might be a pussy
If you have worked on your “head – tilt” camera pose, You might be a pussy.
If you have star tattoos on both shoulders (or just one), You might be a pussy.
God bless pear gives me a chubby. Just sayin
MacGayver
God Bless pear for Hall Of Pear.
God Bless, that’s poetry in lotion.
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TMI, sorry
Put her in the Hall of Pear! Excellent!
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Execute her! Bogus!
If you wear a fishnet body sock, you might hunger for the peen.
Did I miss the memo?
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This is now PBCwDb*?
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(Porky Bland Chicks with Douchebags)
Nah, double bubble Columbian pear for the Hall of Pear.
But the Hall of Pear only takes solo butt entries. Just like Plinky’s Mom.
I think this calls for a quorum of some kind. I nominate Judge Ralph Macchio to preside. He was the Karate Kid and if anyone knows about injustice its that guy.
Chestbrah?
“The Columbians” are probably the first candidates for hall of pear,,,,faces etc.
But as for non- facial pear pics, Gbless is incredible.
Agreed Crude, Peen Hunger for the fishnet dude.
The consecrated triangle created by the lowered blue jeans and the globular perfection of God Bless Pear’s divine butt cheeks is truly Heavenly.
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What makes the God Bless Pear even more sexier is the blurred Darth Vader head replica in background.
Aw,Grandma knitted a nice shirt for her grandson.
I wish there was Smell-O-Vision for “God” Bless Pear because when she farts it has to smell like fresh baked cookies cooling in the window of a cinnnamon factory run by Mexican dwarfs.
You might be a pussy if you wear your sister’s shirts and sport a hot-ironed mullet.
Hot Ironed Mullet – that’s the ticket.
I was staring at this DB’s hair and just couldn’t figure it out, Thanks Douchey Wall, good lookin’ out.
The fishnet top screams “faggot”. His fetish is licking male anal tattoos.