Thursday, August 30, 2012

Six Boobs Sitting on Bench

One boob turns to the other and says, “I’m cold. Does it feel a bit nipple out here?”

Uhm.

Yeah.

I blame my parents.

# posted by douchebag1
3:23 pm August, 30 The Dude said...

Boobies good. Choadscrapes bad.

3:30 pm August, 30 Jasper said...

Finally!!! With all this political ol’ Jasper here was worried he would never get to type the word boobies again. Boobies. God bless America. I’ve done soiled my britches. I tip my bottle of old guy moonshine to y’all. Thems some fine ass tittays.

3:32 pm August, 30 Jasper said...

*political talk. I’m for the T Party, as long as the T stands for Tits. You fellers feel me on that one right.

3:38 pm August, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

Theres some low hanging fruit on big blue there.

3:39 pm August, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bag on the right says “Hey, Lane Bryant models need lovin too. Yo !”

3:44 pm August, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

More shameful Canadian content. Toronto Maple Leafs bikini = autobleeth.

3:58 pm August, 30 Incognito said...

pornstars

4:04 pm August, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

I’m having trouble finding fault with the stage-1 bag on the left. He’s at least having a good time. The bag on the right should get back to changing my oil though.

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grease monkeys

4:06 pm August, 30 Jeff said...

Booooooooobies! I just gased up the ol’ motorboat if you know what I’m sayin’. Hell to the yeah! Who wants a piece of the Jeff yogurt cannon? Instead of shooting shirts it shoot my man yogurt. And we are not talking Yoplait here, we are talking Plain Lucerne. And it is heading towards these boobs stat like. My penis train is about to pull into Ejaculation Station. All aboard (Offer does not apply to fatties)!

4:11 pm August, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I would greatly enjoy titty slapping those Winnebagos whilst doing the wheel barrow on big blue!

4:20 pm August, 30 Jeff said...

I would enjoy soft vaginal with the bleeth on the left. And then we would cuddle. This is of course after buying her dinner. But then it is game on!!!

4:50 pm August, 30 Stephanie said...

Just look at Jim Bob on the left.

5:04 pm August, 30 Wheezer said...

Vinnie Lavenderazzi on da right dere’s pointin’ at da sky and sayin’, “Yo, dat sun’s bright, bro!”

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Good boy, Vinnie, even if you aren’t. Now you and your brah need to leave the ladies alone. They look a little annoyed by your Axe stench.

5:09 pm August, 30 Guid is Good said...

Oh my….

5:21 pm August, 30 Vin J Douchal said...

@ right douche. Prunes. You’d be amazed

6:12 pm August, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Was this picture taken in the 70s?

6:43 pm August, 30 creature said...

need me a cricket bat to swat all them boobs!

6:44 pm August, 30 creature said...

2 across chops…

guess which ones

9:11 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Boobs.

9:11 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Teats A’Dangle.

9:11 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Rib Sacs.

9:11 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Dairy Domes

9:12 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Infant Silos

9:12 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Sternum Hens

9:12 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Mons Boobis.

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Sons.

9:13 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

i like milk turtles.

11:26 pm August, 30 The Dude said...

“Tempted by the fruit of a mother…”

3:38 am August, 31 Guid is Good said...

I’m a little bit worried about what those red and blue gunt curtains might be hiding…. but what the hell.

5:24 am August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin

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Thought you’d get a kick outta this:

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http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=18158

3:26 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

I love stripes on curved surfaces; they remind me of warped conic sections in solid geometry class.

8:40 am September, 2 Wheezer said...

[They’re! Not! Going! Anywhere! And haven’t for 104 years!

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Suggested Replacement: Alter Bridge, “All Hope Is Gone”

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Alter Bridge (ex-Creed) is a perpetuation of a horrible thing, just like the Cubs.]

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Salty. Fuccen. Tears…..

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