Thursday, August 23, 2012

Stone Phillip Will Not React To You

No, not even you, Trickster Paid-to-Pose Energy Drink Swilling Giggle Hotts.

EDIT: Props to Douche Ellington in the comments threads for noticing the genius photobomb taking place in this pic by Chet Largeman (named in the threads by “this just in…”). I did indeed miss the pudwhackery, revolted by swole as I was.

# posted by douchebag1
2:19 pm August, 23 Douche Ellington said...

DB1, normally your observation skills are paramount, but you failed to acknowledge the best part of this picture, one of the best photobombs. Ever.

2:28 pm August, 23 This just in... said...

Chet Largeman, peers behind a woman’s posterior and finally gets his chance to shine.

2:36 pm August, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

WTF?? Is his head screwed on backwards?

2:38 pm August, 23 massadouchetts said...

And then Quagmire peeks in and says, “Giggity!”

2:56 pm August, 23 Bueller said...

Ginger Smallman? Is that you?

3:31 pm August, 23 Stephanie said...

Who let the ape in?

4:36 pm August, 23 Voulez-vous douchez? said...

I have reason to believe that this pic was submitted with “Gingerbomb” in the subject line several moons ago… but tis no matter. What matters is the orange poo which blinds mine eyes afresh.

4:58 pm August, 23 massadouchetts said...

Even his forehead has six-pack abs…weird

5:23 pm August, 23 This just in... said...

Bunny Hott failed Mimery 101 by using props. And I’m pretty sure this douches nipples have six pack abs.

5:37 pm August, 23 This just in... said...

In between strip billiards and partying with Ryan Lochte, Prince Harry enjoys photobombing the commonfolk.

5:56 pm August, 23 Sir Douche said...

Stone Phillip looks pissed off.

7:45 pm August, 23 Vin J Douchal said...

This Red Sox v Angels game is now 12-12 in the tenth inning. This is two underachieving franchises doing everything in their power to piss off their fan base and remind us that it’s still summer, do something better with your evenings. Fuck me it sucks to watch the Bosox but its like a train wreck, you can’t look away

10:05 pm August, 23 DarkSock said...

Stone Phillip was moved to anger when he realized his awesome photo pose was once again ruined by the flailing clitoris of Plinky’s Mom, who goes by the name of MIKE HUNT.

11:28 pm August, 23 Little Willie said...

Angry faggot has been juicing too much and not getting enough dick in either end but he prefers it in the rear. The photo bombing retard had momentarily slipped away from his handlers who tazered him a while before putting the straight jacket back on. The gals in the picture are kinda chunky and not really worth mentioning.

11:31 pm August, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Woah. Ron Pearlman?

1:47 am August, 24 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The photo bomb looks like Prince Harry after being spanked by the Queen for his hijinks in Vegas…

3:35 am August, 24 CB Popped said...

I like the photobomb dude,,,he’s kinda mocking the poseurs, and Angry DB.

He looks funny.

Still like the screen name Danny Bonadouchey.

3:44 am August, 24 CB Popped said...

That guy’s socks are ridiculous.

4:51 am August, 24 FoghornLeghorn said...

At first glance I thought Bunny Hott was a dwarf and this group didn’t look that bad.

5:32 am August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin

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Fuccen Sox piss me off too. I watched the whole fuccen game thinking that they just might un-fuck themselves and it seemed to happen in the 9th only for them to do what has been happening all fuccen year. And Bobby Fucking V doesn’t even challenge the home run in the 10th? Fuccen lame-ass shit I tells ya.

6:30 am August, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

And then Quagmire peeks in and says, “Giggity!”

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Thread winnah. And by “winnah” I mean winnah.

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Fuccen Sox

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Six days till college football comes to take the few neuron cycles I’ve wasted on the Sox and put them to use somewhere else.

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On the otherhand, the fuccen NHL looks like they’re headed to Lockout City…

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