Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Long Journey of Stupid Red Triangle Head, his Sidekick Dieter Von Crappybeer, and Kelly

What began in an orphanage in Timbuk3, lived through much of the turmoil of the great Kardashian Glute Wars of the late 2009s, and ended in a rickshaw in outer Reno, is a sad tale of woe, wood grain alcohol, and a cute schnauzer named Peppy.

Yup.

I got no ideas what I’m saying.

My last day in NYC as a semi-resident. I shed a salty fuccen tear, and munch on a bagel.

# posted by douchebag1
6:36 am August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Homoerotic Canadian Rowing 8 celebrate their silver medal with a sista. The question this brings to my silly mind is whether the team blows the cockswain or the cockswain blows the team. Rowers are blowers.

6:37 am August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cockswain. He he!

6:51 am August, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

Kelly needs to see a dermatologist about that skin tag that is beginning to fester on her back.

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And she needs to see one of D. Walnuts “associates” about the two festering boils she’s standing next to.

7:01 am August, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

What’s the tattoo of? Looks like Jessica Rabbit playing nurse with Marvin the Martian.

7:13 am August, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

I volunteer to help him maintain that black eye.

7:14 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The only thing missing is the sign on thier forheads that says “Please Deposit Load Here” with an arrow pointing down.

7:19 am August, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that guy in background gesturing that he likes to suck small weenis?

7:50 am August, 1 Troy Tempest said...

DB1 – I hope you had a Pumpernickel Bagel with Whitefish spread and onions. That’s my favourite Bagel, and it’s ONLY available in NYC area, AFAIK. Can’t get it here in Toronto for love or money. There was ONE place you could get it in SF, but they closed. And besides – SF water sucks for making bagels (Great for sourdough, sucky for bagels).

8:10 am August, 1 The Dudes in the Pic said...

Woooo! Don’t be hating. I’m a Capricorn and my friend is a Gemini. We should all hang out sometime.

8:14 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These three are so pedantic that they would not get out of the qualifying bracket of douches into the medal round. Pedantic, I says.

8:47 am August, 1 every which way but douche said...

I can see why the Diseased Cock in the middle has a black eye. But the guy on right is Douche by Association. I think he got caught up hanging with the “cool crowd” and by “cool crowd” I mean syphllis and warts.

9:02 am August, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Fuckin’ New York, fuckin’ these ^ douches, fuckin’ this fuckin’ heat , fuckin’ Olympic athlete’s story lines, fuckin’ A ……….

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Leafy greens

9:07 am August, 1 Said said...

I’m trying to figure out the thought process going on in fire fwip’s head:

“I want to make it look like I use it to wipe bloody assholes!”

9:07 am August, 1 The Dude said...

Fuck! I need a bagel and a brain.

9:35 am August, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

An aluminum bottle of Miller lite? I know what to do with that. Bend over, boys, this isn’t gonna hurt me a bit.

10:31 am August, 1 Stephanie said...

They “Hey!” brothers,Siamese twins recently separated at the head.

10:35 am August, 1 Stephanie said...

The one in the center has a shiner someone hit him in the face,or he walked into a wall.

11:46 am August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Salsa Shark needs a better side-kick than Wazzzzzup Boi and tatt (is that a chick who is willing to pull out her own intestines to get off his chest?) to be able to get close to mid-grade Kelly.

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