Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Where's Fizzleface?
Somewhere in this midterm gathering of collegiate hotts and nerds, I’ve carefully hidden a Fizzleface.
Look closely.
Can you take away his bottle of L.A. Looks hair gel and flush it down the unisex toilet?
American Pile
Moments later, a torrent of vomit left his mouth as he hurled all over Suzie Cheerleader.
Dear 80’s,
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You sucked. Please don’t cycle back in a nostalgic haze of misremembered good times. There were none. You sucked , stay away
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Sincerely,
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Cockkswain Vindemyer Vava Voom Jizzlode Douchalalabad
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P.S. Electronic drums? Are you shitting me? Stay away I says
Looks like the new border AVATAR.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/15/travel/computer-border-official-avatar/index.html
Ah yes. Pledge week. He’s carrying a purse.
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It was then that Kyle realized the hamster wasn’t dead.
Looks like a “Saved By the Bell” remake. Except with less nostalgia and more annoying tweenyboppers who will grow into full-fledged fratbags.
Kyle regretted riding to the rave in the back of Todd’s truck.
I thought the blonde dude was wearing an off the shoulder Flashdance shirt and that his over the shoulder boulder holder was showing. Turns out he’s just wearing a purse to accentuate his boatneck tee.
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Herpsters idolize the 80’s. Isn’t it a blast to become everything you once hated?
Corey Haim called from rehab and he wants his identity back.
Pee Wee Herman hasn’t aged a bit.
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Jerk-offs
^oops, make that the grave not rehab.
Anyone who serves these 2 guys at a restaurant or fast food drive through,please spit into their meal before you serve them.
Like Luke and Laura before us, I did rape and marry my wife. It was a legitimate rape as Mr. Akin suggests and did result in a pregnancy. What a fucking pregnancy it was, Son? And of course it ended in an unfortunate abortion which changed my life for the worse. Rapists should not be forced to marry and have children with their victims, Son. Punish the woman. Vote Romney cause he’s not gonna change fuck all but he might get that Obama gone and leave us, nay, you the Americans, some hope of not becoming a third world country in my victims children’s future in 2056, Man.
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This message was brought to you by the first trimmings off the bushes growing in full sunlight that have barely flowered yet, Wow!.
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Conservative Sons
An endorsement from Rev Chad is the equivalent of friendly fire. God Bless you right wing nut jobs.
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Kirk Camerons
As I saw this picture a commercial for Brut cologne was on the telly. The BrutZombieDouchebag Apocalypse is upon us. Also, I’m watching this show American Guns and there is a blonde gun selling bleeth that has induced a renob, whilst Mrs Wallnuts is dozing.
Can you say, “bleeth?.
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http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-guns/paige-wyatt-bio.html
17 years old and lost already. And so are we.
JEBUS!
Try #2…WTF is going on with this place tonight?
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JEBUS!
That is one slack faced yokel. If someone got wood from that, I hope it was a 34″ baseball bat to the shins.
Fuck this pic.
You wanna know why the 80’s were great,,,bc nobody,,NOBODY – texted or twittered, or masturbated in front of computers.
THATS fucking why.
Weepsterbaters.
Now let me go fwap in peace…..maybe to a faux early image of Dreuche.
@ CB
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Fuck that noise. Using your logic we’d have never seen Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson nor Blake Lively’s delicious jibblies.
@ DoucheyWallnuts
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As much I loves me my firearms, I can’t stand to watch that fuccen show. That bleeth maaaaay be 1% smarter than the firearms she sells and the scripting of it is terrible. If the daddy on that show ever offered me the shit money he “offers” to other people for their guns I’d just stand there and laugh and laugh and laugh. No one in the gun business does things his way. Not unless they only want to be in business for only one day. The mommy has super huge fake tittays that squeak when she walks (and talks) and she’s the least annoying of the bunch. If you watch to watch anything about guns, watch Top Shot when it starts back up (on the History Channel I think).
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You got any good stories about Jimmy Durante? Now he was my kind of entertainer.