Wednesday, September 19, 2012

BroRandy Tatts a Tribute to Walter Benjamin

BroRandy’s Last Angel describes the witness to history left behind in the subaltern absences of hegemony.

Amanda’s taut suckle thighs offer choral harmonies of ecstatic gnostic revelations. Like the ancient Sanskrit warlords of Kuudu, I fondle and pokey prod my way to revelation through the sins of antiquity.

# posted by douchebag1
12:19 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

She’s just trying to squeeze one out and he’s helpin’. Notta douche!

12:25 pm September, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Amanda is all sorts of soft, supple, milfy, goodness.

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Why is Brorandy drinking his own urine ?

12:29 pm September, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Is that tat who brorandy hopes he looks like after the operation?

Everything about that punk screams ‘pussy who got beat up in the schoolyard every day and was always chosen last for teams.’

Amanda’s kinda cute. Need moar pics before giving a final rating, though.

12:42 pm September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Brorandy’s grimace gives it away that he is experiencing lumbar compression because he can’t hold two heavy things in hands at the same time. Fuccen wuss.

12:42 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Don Cheadle’s about to freeze the action and tell the camera, “LOOK at this fuccen douche!”

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Galweather & Stearn

12:45 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If by “taut”, you mean that bikini top is under dangerously high tension, then yes.

12:45 pm September, 19 Wheezer said...

@Magnum Douche:

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That’s “Mr. White’s special tonic” he’s drinking. Mr. White has been AWOL for some time, so I think he’s out in the field doing some live ‘bag mocking and serving them his own brand of foamy lager.

12:50 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amanda’s legs look toned, probably from carrying around that flabby mid-section.

1:18 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s an angel? I thought it was it a tequila worm emerging from a hairy vajayjay, and after seeing it’s shadow predicting 6 more weeks of painful urination.

1:38 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

Classic mud-horn assist.

1:45 pm September, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

You’re right, haven’t read a good one from Mr. White in some time. Isn’t there some sort of mocker alert, like the bat signal, we can send out to call back em back ?

1:47 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

When middle age hits and he inevitable beer gut developes his tattoo will look like Totie Fields hitting a high F#

1:51 pm September, 19 Stephanie said...

When douchettes don’t eat enough fiber.

1:52 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

Cobra Commander tattoo. Awesomes. C’mon dudes, notta douche.

1:59 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

No wait, he’s like a total douche because um…he’s fucking a chick other dudes want to fuck. Yeah, that’s it.

2:19 pm September, 19 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ahhh the Ubiquitous RxEHAB Sippy Cup a luxurious liquid refeshment acoutrement that is standard issue as soon as every douche deboards the plane at McCarren.

2:20 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

@Magnum PI Douche, whenever baghunters disappear I like to believe its because they’re having sex with hot women thus negating their biological need to mock the competition. I mean think about it, if you’re getting quality tang 24 to the 7 why would you need to hate on anybody? Right on Mr. White for getting your nut off in an actual woman.

2:49 pm September, 19 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A tip of the cap to BroRandy for assisting her in getting that big ripper that’s been rolling and rumbling around in her rippling gunt for the better part of a drunken afternoon out. Farts as well all know are like snow flakes no two are alike and I’m guessing with all that rich Las Vegas food we’ve got something that reverberated with a deep, robust basso profundo resonance, while rattling the cochleas of any and all unsuspecting douche and Bleeth within a 10 yard radius numb with chainsaw like volume. Glorious! Glorious I says!

3:19 pm September, 19 The Dude said...

Never bothering to get a tattoo remains one of my better life choices.

4:00 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

And if my theory is correct that can only mean that our boy Plinky is balllllllls deep in some tight wet pussy. I mean Plinky! Who woulda thunk it? Definitely not his Mom, that’s fer damn sure.

4:30 pm September, 19 Bruinflak said...

Amanda = sign me up.

4:53 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

And by ballllllllls deep I mean, you know when the scrote sac slaps the taint of a woman during some serious doggy style action? I mean like slap, like the tsunami waves hitting the shore. Just over and over again with unrelenting force and frequency. I mean thats what I mean by balls deep.

5:35 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^

“scrote sac slaps the taint… during some serious doggie”

Easy there, Dr. Clitbender. You are either having a bad dry spell and are fuzzy on how things fit together, or you somehow managed to get the beans above the frank.

5:44 pm September, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Vin, That Totie Fields gag is like The Spanish Inquisition. No one ever expects it.

7:04 pm September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

Listen Dude McCrudeshoes, it may in fact have been awhile, but I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes. Wait, on second thought its like the balls slapping the labia majora occasionally grazing the clit. Thanks for letting me rectify that, I wouldn’t want people to think I was a total idiot.

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