Wednesday, September 12, 2012

C-Hott's Adventures in Hott Chickery and Asian Ballerz

Hottie party girl and all around Vegas adventurer, C-Hott, writes in with a first person account of her adventures in Asian Pimpin’:

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Yes I’m sadly one of the girls in this picture, it was this great idea of his “Lets have you two on each side of me and I’ll throw money around”

the results.. are the following photos

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Your intrepid reporter was on the scene with the important and hard-hitting followup questions:

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Are you the blonde or the brunette?

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And C-Hott’s response:

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Brunette. WE are actually engaged now haha. Three cheers for lesbian love.

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Of course. Of course you are. Does a story like this end any other way?

# posted by douchebag1
9:22 am September, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I can actually appreciate the honesty of a party girl who admits that she was paid cash by a sexually ambiguous asian to have a bi-sexual encounter in sin city. Really I can.

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Ok, no I can’t.

9:26 am September, 12 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Asian Pimp needs his glass eye rebalanced.

9:41 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow, if you’ll do that for $124 what else would you do for $125?

9:43 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So I’m imagining him tossing money (mostly singles) around the room yelling “GANGHAM-STYLE!” while they ignored the ever-loving shit outta him and kissed a few times. Am I right?

9:47 am September, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh C-Hott how I yearn to be present when you and blondie consummate your relationship. I’ll be the guy over in the corner quietly cheering you two on and by cheering I mean joyful weepsterbation celebrating sapphic love.

9:58 am September, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

WE are actually engaged now haha. Three cheers for lesbian love.

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Hope it works out to your, ummm, satisfaction.

10:07 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somebody is a big high rolla!!! And by that I mean his winnings from a 15 hour Pai Gow poker marathon and 25 cents a hand at one of the dirt casinos in North Vegas.

10:16 am September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Leslie Chow would say THIS

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Then This

10:18 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That “Tuts My Barra” guy sure knows how to spend his money.

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Asbestos Flaygons

11:03 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

These movies all start out the same, Chang Hungus came over to fix the internet connection…

11:03 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev

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As long as he doesn’t buy you an anal ring.

11:10 am September, 12 jonezy said...

Ben Franklin just shit himself in his grave

11:18 am September, 12 Anonymous said...

I tHoUGht It WaS ThrEE WomeN. wAiT, yOu MeAn It isN’t?

12:21 pm September, 12 The Casual Teabagger said...

New sexual identity category: The Looksbien. Chicks who go “gay” for male attention. “OMG we’re lesbians now! Until dudes stop paying attention to us making out! And then its back to bring old peen.”

2:25 pm September, 12 FoghornLeghorn said...

This looks like it should be an interesting situation, but I’m afraid it’s not.

4:10 pm September, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

@HoneyDouche & Reverend Chad:

That asian guy ain’t the guy in the video. He’s actually the Numbah Won Son of THIS APAC Ultra-Pimp Pseudo-Metrosessual Pseudo-Douche Gangsta:

4:14 pm September, 12 Guid is Good said...

Does rolling around in bed with a gaysian count as a threesome?

4:32 pm September, 12 Stephanie said...

Bedbugs found some money.

6:46 pm September, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Wanna know something else? Asian guy is gayballs.

9:51 pm September, 12 DarkSock said...

Can’t comment…too busy ‘bating.

10:46 pm September, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Just opened a money market account in the spank bank, cuz my pockets run deep. Thanks C-Hott.

12:38 am September, 13 Douche Moore said...

Girl in the center has far nicer skin than the other two.

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