Wednesday, September 12, 2012
C-Hott's Adventures in Hott Chickery and Asian Ballerz
Hottie party girl and all around Vegas adventurer, C-Hott, writes in with a first person account of her adventures in Asian Pimpin’:
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Yes I’m sadly one of the girls in this picture, it was this great idea of his “Lets have you two on each side of me and I’ll throw money around”
the results.. are the following photos
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Your intrepid reporter was on the scene with the important and hard-hitting followup questions:
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Are you the blonde or the brunette?
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And C-Hott’s response:
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Brunette. WE are actually engaged now haha. Three cheers for lesbian love.
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Of course. Of course you are. Does a story like this end any other way?
I can actually appreciate the honesty of a party girl who admits that she was paid cash by a sexually ambiguous asian to have a bi-sexual encounter in sin city. Really I can.
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Ok, no I can’t.
Asian Pimp needs his glass eye rebalanced.
Wow, if you’ll do that for $124 what else would you do for $125?
So I’m imagining him tossing money (mostly singles) around the room yelling “GANGHAM-STYLE!” while they ignored the ever-loving shit outta him and kissed a few times. Am I right?
Oh C-Hott how I yearn to be present when you and blondie consummate your relationship. I’ll be the guy over in the corner quietly cheering you two on and by cheering I mean joyful weepsterbation celebrating sapphic love.
WE are actually engaged now haha. Three cheers for lesbian love.
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Hope it works out to your, ummm, satisfaction.
Somebody is a big high rolla!!! And by that I mean his winnings from a 15 hour Pai Gow poker marathon and 25 cents a hand at one of the dirt casinos in North Vegas.
Leslie Chow would say THIS
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Then This
That “Tuts My Barra” guy sure knows how to spend his money.
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Asbestos Flaygons
These movies all start out the same, Chang Hungus came over to fix the internet connection…
@ Rev
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As long as he doesn’t buy you an anal ring.
Ben Franklin just shit himself in his grave
I tHoUGht It WaS ThrEE WomeN. wAiT, yOu MeAn It isN’t?
New sexual identity category: The Looksbien. Chicks who go “gay” for male attention. “OMG we’re lesbians now! Until dudes stop paying attention to us making out! And then its back to bring old peen.”
This looks like it should be an interesting situation, but I’m afraid it’s not.
@HoneyDouche & Reverend Chad:
That asian guy ain’t the guy in the video. He’s actually the Numbah Won Son of THIS APAC Ultra-Pimp Pseudo-Metrosessual Pseudo-Douche Gangsta:
Does rolling around in bed with a gaysian count as a threesome?
Bedbugs found some money.
Wanna know something else? Asian guy is gayballs.
Can’t comment…too busy ‘bating.
Just opened a money market account in the spank bank, cuz my pockets run deep. Thanks C-Hott.
Girl in the center has far nicer skin than the other two.