Sunday, September 16, 2012

Can They Jam Their Privates in Your Privates?

Where post-irony douchebaggery goes to die in a hall of self-referential mirrors.

# posted by douchebag1
7:48 am September, 16 Douchble Helix said...

I’m not gonna watch.

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I know! Let’s get Mikey! He’ll watch anything!

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Somebody lemme know. I’m *not* going first.

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ps Thanks Chief for giving your twin wigga man-crush a rest on this ersatz Sabbath day.

7:53 am September, 16 Troy Tempest said...

I got to 48 seconds and bailed. It hurt too much.

8:51 am September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These Jews (respect) ain’t no threat to Andy Samberg. Bad effort though, F+

8:56 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I only made it to the 42 second point when I felt a gurgling sensation in my bowels. I knew at that point there were only 2 things to do, keep watching and potentially shart myself or grab the sports section and take care of business. Thank goodness for Lysol® air freshener.

9:44 am September, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

can I jam steak knives into my eyes and ears to end the torture. that really sucked.

9:48 am September, 16 REv Chad said...

@Et Tu

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Wager on last thread.

10:34 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Yes, let’s wager but it’ll have to 4 O’clock games.

Steelers v Jets?

10:45 am September, 16 Rev Chad said...

@Et Tu

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Jets for the win?

10:51 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is awesome.

10:51 am September, 16 The D ude (remote loc) said...

38 sec and The Dude couldn’t take any more. Because the sound was on.

10:54 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard smells like herbal essence conditioner.

10:55 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is actually a small clinging chinchilla.

10:57 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard can be used to clean baked on barbecue sauce.

11:01 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is soft and fluffy like the fur of an Easter bunny.

11:02 am September, 16 hermit said...

Andrew Luck’s neckbeard sheds water like a www ll era tent.

11:24 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Ok, you got the Jets I got the Stillers. Straight up no spread? and if there is a spread hopefully it’s some drunken hott and her holy white triangle.

11:56 am September, 16 Rev Chad Raving Drunk. Son said...

OK. $20 CDN floating around $1.02 USD for the Jets. I heard Eva Longoria lets Sanchez and Tebow DP her two days before away games. Son.

12:25 pm September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

It’s a bet.

12:41 pm September, 16 The Casual Teabagger said...

I would have rather watched 3 minutes and 28 seconds of Andrew Luck combing his neckbeard. I’m gonna go jam my privates in my eye now.

1:25 pm September, 16 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

I watched the whole thing (because of the brunette).

2:26 pm September, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I didn’t pay attention to the time stamp I just bailed after they started trying to sing, that was some top notch synthesizer work… can you jam your privates in a meat grinder so you prevent any further soiling of the gene pool?

2:44 pm September, 16 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I couldn’t even get past the 30 second mark. That was like eating glass.

Someone tie these idiots down in front of a freight train, at least they’ll serve a worthy purpose by greasing the the undercarriage…..

3:25 pm September, 16 creature said...

nothing funny there…just plain bad! these folks are a drain on the economy & culture

3:44 pm September, 16 creature said...

Andrew Luck’s neck beard looks like Plinky’s mother’s unshorn cooter, but smaller….much smaller

4:20 pm September, 16 hermit said...

^ and with far fewer body crabs………….i hope

4:45 pm September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know who or what Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is but it sounds like it’s riddled with Orb Spiders, that and I is $20 CDN richer after dem Stillers took care of their busyness today.

5:00 pm September, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Close tags much?

5:35 pm September, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

I don’t get it.

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Oh and Vin. Nice find. Women like this are argument for return to second class status.

9:03 pm September, 23 Jenny Jenz said...

haha! That is something else.. You people are fucking morons, this is clearly a joke

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