Thursday, September 13, 2012
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“Frank Brody, less famous older brother of actor Adrien Brody, struggled for years with an addiction to Pez, coconut oil, and flesh-pillow suffocation fantasies.”
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Her boobs exploded
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
After a five hour tanning session, the hairdresser offered her a bowl of jizz.
I vote notta for frizzy-haired Frank. But her, is she the same one from the previous post? Because she also looks like a carp.
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So Vin, here’s a carp pic I hope you’ll approve of.
New Gillette commercial featuring the “Disasters Of Style”
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Fuck you Andre 300!
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Pamela Manderson’s “Tool Time the Movie”, a film without a box coming to a Redbox near you.
He looks like the result if Tim Burton, Bob Dylan and Gene Wilder went through the Brundle-Fly machine.
It’s like some sort of cosmic yin-yang joke here. So twisted yet so mesmerizing.
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“Look to the cookie Jerry. Look to the cookie.”
I’m afraid the battle against the Doucheosity of Frank Jr. and all the others is Far From Over.
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See what I did there?
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Balboas.
Mutt and Merloni
“Hahaha, I call them the twins, not my boobs, silly, the nodules on my uterus….”
Is he a douche – yeah. But NOTHING like blondie here. Holy Fucc, she is like The Master Bleeth or something. She could give Samurai Scrote a run for his money.
Salt and Pepper
In a world of fake, she’s completely artificial. In Every Dream Home, a Heartache, but not with her around… She’s the worst of all worlds – a pneumatic body and a laugh that would stun a grackle.
Hahaha, YES!! I do call them Brittany and Abby
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Seriously ^ click on that link ^
Moldy Chum.com, where you can prove your whopper fish story. “It was THIS big! Go to moldy chum and see for yourself ! “
Since when did the free clinic start hosting Black and White Balls?
I want to give him a Notta but no self respecting dude wears white jeans.
Even her clitoral hood doesn’t have tan lines.
hey boss, enuff with this wretched broad already…Mugzilla needs to be followed with some frothy pear!
Sideshow Knob poses with Bath Salts Pamela Anderson in the laundry room while waiting for his enormous shoes to dry.
I haven’t seen that much porch beef packed into cowhide since the Iowa State Fair.
“The wardrobe designer from Breakin’ 2 – Electric Boogaloo called. They want their outfit back, douchebag”
This is Ground Control to Major Douche: It’s OK to step outside the pod bay door without your helmet on.
After killing Reggie Bannister to impress the Tall Lady, Mike stops for a brief photo-op, then it’s off to peddle his delicious frozen milk wares to the kiddies. And by frozen milk wares I mean boobie-juice…and frothy vaginal cream sammiches.
Ok, I’ll be the first to say, she must be one of those adult film actresses. Can anyone in the gallery name her ?
Phil Spector III poses with his latest find “Leather Heather and the Zippers” at their cd release party of, “Mallomar in Palomar”
OK, I’ll say it. That’s the ugliest Tardis I’ve ever seen.
He has nearly reached perfection with his real doll, but he knows the wired remote has to go.
I retract my previous statement and change it to “No self respecting man is allowed to wear white jeans unless he is in the Dairy business.”And from what I can surmise from the pic, those udders excrete saline and Grandpa issues.
After discussing their latest observations on Higgs boson stability, Professor Wilder relaxes with his graduate assistant Charles.
Well, whatever. I would bang the hell outta that broad.
^ I don’t know Fred, when you unzip that leather it looks like she might expand like a tube of Pop n’ Fresh dough.
She’s got huge tracts of land
she scares me. my dick just did the “turtle”
Do not accept candy from bath salts Gene Wilder.
This hott has a little simian thing going, no? Throw a banana her way and stand back.
You guys are lying to yourselves. A girl who goes out with the worst hair, worst lips, worst-huge tits…she’s just gonna do the worst things imaginable in bed. Seriously.
This is what the Festrunk Brothers from Czechoslovakia called ‘big American breasts” . See vintage Saturday Night Live if you’re too young to remember.
And Frank,has really bad taste.
“yup, she jerked my schlong clean off my torso, but, I came so hard my goth black togs turned lilly white” Frank says with a smirk
If the chief was a lot older, that would be Frank Allen, Jr. – Woody’s big brother.
Ralph Cirella macks on another guest of the Howard Stern show. What a dick!
I dunno. I think she has one mean overbite. Seriously!
^c’mon man, she looks like a Grip!
Grip? Fixodent grip?
“Mommie, was I breast fed as a child? Can you show me how you did it?”
He already has crabs.
Man in white would be accused of “whoop-de-doo” campaigning with buxom broad, except Louie Gohmert already accused Barack Obama of it this morning.
Phil Specter with one of the lessor known Ronnettes…Manfrieda
“The Oompa-Loompas started copping attitude, so I send them back and made this – her breasts produce Yoo-Hoo and when you go down on her it’s like licking a Sugar Daddy.” said Douchey Wonka.
Barry Man-A-Ho and Mandy