Thursday, September 13, 2012

Caption This Pic

“Frank Brody, less famous older brother of actor Adrien Brody, struggled for years with an addiction to Pez, coconut oil, and flesh-pillow suffocation fantasies.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:32 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs exploded

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

11:33 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After a five hour tanning session, the hairdresser offered her a bowl of jizz.

11:35 am September, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

I vote notta for frizzy-haired Frank. But her, is she the same one from the previous post? Because she also looks like a carp.

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So Vin, here’s a carp pic I hope you’ll approve of.

11:36 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New Gillette commercial featuring the “Disasters Of Style”

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Fuck you Andre 300!

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11:44 am September, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pamela Manderson’s “Tool Time the Movie”, a film without a box coming to a Redbox near you.

11:45 am September, 13 skrag2112 said...

He looks like the result if Tim Burton, Bob Dylan and Gene Wilder went through the Brundle-Fly machine.

11:50 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s like some sort of cosmic yin-yang joke here. So twisted yet so mesmerizing.

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“Look to the cookie Jerry. Look to the cookie.”

11:59 am September, 13 Douchble Helix said...

I’m afraid the battle against the Doucheosity of Frank Jr. and all the others is Far From Over.

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See what I did there?

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Balboas.

12:11 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Mutt and Merloni

12:12 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hahaha, I call them the twins, not my boobs, silly, the nodules on my uterus….”

12:13 pm September, 13 Troy Tempest said...

Is he a douche – yeah. But NOTHING like blondie here. Holy Fucc, she is like The Master Bleeth or something. She could give Samurai Scrote a run for his money.

12:15 pm September, 13 Cpt. Fr3sh said...

Salt and Pepper

12:15 pm September, 13 Troy Tempest said...

In a world of fake, she’s completely artificial. In Every Dream Home, a Heartache, but not with her around… She’s the worst of all worlds – a pneumatic body and a laugh that would stun a grackle.

12:16 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hahaha, YES!! I do call them Brittany and Abby

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Seriously ^ click on that link ^

12:22 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Moldy Chum.com, where you can prove your whopper fish story. “It was THIS big! Go to moldy chum and see for yourself ! “

12:22 pm September, 13 The Casual Teabagger said...

Since when did the free clinic start hosting Black and White Balls?

12:25 pm September, 13 The Casual Teabagger said...

I want to give him a Notta but no self respecting dude wears white jeans.

12:28 pm September, 13 The Casual Teabagger said...

Even her clitoral hood doesn’t have tan lines.

12:31 pm September, 13 creature said...

hey boss, enuff with this wretched broad already…Mugzilla needs to be followed with some frothy pear!

12:33 pm September, 13 hermit said...

Sideshow Knob poses with Bath Salts Pamela Anderson in the laundry room while waiting for his enormous shoes to dry.

12:40 pm September, 13 hermit said...

I haven’t seen that much porch beef packed into cowhide since the Iowa State Fair.

12:45 pm September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“The wardrobe designer from Breakin’ 2 – Electric Boogaloo called. They want their outfit back, douchebag”

12:54 pm September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is Ground Control to Major Douche: It’s OK to step outside the pod bay door without your helmet on.

12:57 pm September, 13 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

After killing Reggie Bannister to impress the Tall Lady, Mike stops for a brief photo-op, then it’s off to peddle his delicious frozen milk wares to the kiddies. And by frozen milk wares I mean boobie-juice…and frothy vaginal cream sammiches.

1:16 pm September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ok, I’ll be the first to say, she must be one of those adult film actresses. Can anyone in the gallery name her ?

1:20 pm September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Phil Spector III poses with his latest find “Leather Heather and the Zippers” at their cd release party of, “Mallomar in Palomar”

1:25 pm September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, I’ll say it. That’s the ugliest Tardis I’ve ever seen.

1:25 pm September, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

He has nearly reached perfection with his real doll, but he knows the wired remote has to go.

1:27 pm September, 13 The Casual Teabagger said...

I retract my previous statement and change it to “No self respecting man is allowed to wear white jeans unless he is in the Dairy business.”And from what I can surmise from the pic, those udders excrete saline and Grandpa issues.

1:27 pm September, 13 FoghornLeghorn said...

After discussing their latest observations on Higgs boson stability, Professor Wilder relaxes with his graduate assistant Charles.

1:31 pm September, 13 FredN. said...

Well, whatever. I would bang the hell outta that broad.

1:50 pm September, 13 hermit said...

^ I don’t know Fred, when you unzip that leather it looks like she might expand like a tube of Pop n’ Fresh dough.

1:54 pm September, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

She’s got huge tracts of land

2:10 pm September, 13 douche bagel said...

she scares me. my dick just did the “turtle”

2:11 pm September, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Do not accept candy from bath salts Gene Wilder.

2:13 pm September, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This hott has a little simian thing going, no? Throw a banana her way and stand back.

2:58 pm September, 13 FredN. said...

You guys are lying to yourselves. A girl who goes out with the worst hair, worst lips, worst-huge tits…she’s just gonna do the worst things imaginable in bed. Seriously.

3:02 pm September, 13 Stephanie said...

This is what the Festrunk Brothers from Czechoslovakia called ‘big American breasts” . See vintage Saturday Night Live if you’re too young to remember.

And Frank,has really bad taste.

3:24 pm September, 13 creature said...

“yup, she jerked my schlong clean off my torso, but, I came so hard my goth black togs turned lilly white” Frank says with a smirk

3:27 pm September, 13 Douchble Helix said...

If the chief was a lot older, that would be Frank Allen, Jr. – Woody’s big brother.

3:28 pm September, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ralph Cirella macks on another guest of the Howard Stern show. What a dick!

4:03 pm September, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I dunno. I think she has one mean overbite. Seriously!

4:23 pm September, 13 creature said...

^c’mon man, she looks like a Grip!

5:21 pm September, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Grip? Fixodent grip?

6:36 pm September, 13 The Dude said...

“Mommie, was I breast fed as a child? Can you show me how you did it?”

7:28 pm September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He already has crabs.

9:12 pm September, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Man in white would be accused of “whoop-de-doo” campaigning with buxom broad, except Louie Gohmert already accused Barack Obama of it this morning.

9:32 pm September, 13 creature said...

Phil Specter with one of the lessor known Ronnettes…Manfrieda

5:42 am September, 14 Douche Wayne said...

“The Oompa-Loompas started copping attitude, so I send them back and made this – her breasts produce Yoo-Hoo and when you go down on her it’s like licking a Sugar Daddy.” said Douchey Wonka.

11:28 pm September, 21 Slimshadyy said...

Barry Man-A-Ho and Mandy

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