Thursday, September 6, 2012

Crimson Billy Forgot His Peen

An interesting footnote to history, “Crimson Billy Forgot His Peen” was actually the working title for Woody Guthrie’s dust bowl anthem of 1932, “This Douche is Your Douche.”

Overpriced Veronica has a cute Long Island accent. But that still doesn’t justify how much she paid for that purse.

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Billy, Billy, Billy…Waxing your eyebrows in the dark is not going to get you the look you desire.

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Did Veronica get some random letters welded together to put on her purses?

9:19 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

CB ate too many spicy rolls from that Bento box. The camera’s catching him squelching a burp which surely smells like ass. Ass, I says

9:22 am September, 6 DF said...

You’ve stumbled upon Melissa and Joe Gorga from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

9:27 am September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Indeed. That is Melissa and Joe Gorga from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And they smell like petrochemical poo.

9:34 am September, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Both Billy and Veronica appear to glow Orange.

I think that may indicate they are space aliens.

In the case of Billy, we should sic the INS on him. However, space alien or not, I would be overjoyed to shtump luscious veronica, even if it made me go blind.

9:52 am September, 6 Anonymous said...

Joe,Melissa Gorga. Jersey Housewife trash.

9:52 am September, 6 vinny said...

Joe,Melissa Gorga. Jersey Housewife trash.

10:22 am September, 6 Anonymous said...

I think the rest of his eyebrows and beard are on the table by her empty status symbol that holds her wallet and hopefully extra strength birth control pills.

11:09 am September, 6 Mayor McDouche said...

That is quite possibly the biggest “Mark of the Bag” I have ever seen! Well done there Billy!

11:12 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundle Cheese business

11:23 am September, 6 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I look like that right when I realize another hemorrhoid flare-up is on its way.

11:24 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He looks like a retarded version of Benjamin Bratt. And by retarded I mean redundancy. What? Fuck it’s hot in Canada!

11:31 am September, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Over-draft in ultra-sepia.

11:43 am September, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Interestingly enough, that’s the first in a series of Louis Vuitton purses designed by Chet Taintslinger, the same guy who does all the iron work for the all the championship belt buckles for the Professional Bull Rider curcuit.

11:45 am September, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We may need a new Douchies category: Most perfect sign of the bag. Crimson Billy wins (loses).

11:46 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundle Shearing business

11:46 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundle Photography business

11:47 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundle Plaster Cast business

12:02 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundlejazzle business

12:04 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a good chance these two are in the Grundle Laser Hair Removal business

12:15 pm September, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nick Saban just called. He said that the Crimson Tide were not amused.

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Poor Billy. We hardly knew ye.

1:00 pm September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sure, they thought they wouldn’t get hooked. Just a few every now and them. They could stop whenever they wanted to. But what started out as a fun way to make a few extra bucks turned into a “lifestyle”, that’s when they knew they had a problem. Sure the trips across the border were fun. Nobody stopped them and it was only uncomfortable the first few times. Once they got used to it, well, it just became another business transaction. That was until Billy made that face in front of the border patrol agent the last time…. He was thrown into the holding cell while the car was searched. They knew something was up because of that look on his face. “We’ll just wait his ass out” thought the agents. One hour goes by, nothing, Then two. Three. Finally four hours later Billy breaks. “C’mon guys I REALLY have to use the bathroom.” The agents smile and lead the way. Billy races into the stall hoping to close the door before the agents can see him but too late. Out plops one Ooompa Loompa. Then another and another. Billy screams in agony as four more finally exit his body. It seems that Oompa Loompa smuggling has the side-effect of making you turn orange from the inside out. And to add insult to injury, he never got paid for that last “shipment’.

1:41 pm September, 6 Brian said...

They’re awesome! Hot couple-why dawg on them?!! Love NJ Housewives.

3:02 pm September, 6 Duck Duck Douche said...

So THAT’s what ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey looks like.

5:46 am September, 7 Charlie Smith said...

There’s definitely a look of desperation surrounding these two.

7:57 am September, 7 Evilmoose said...

Housewives of Jersey….skanks galore!

7:15 am September, 10 Stephanie said...

The Gorgons from New Jersey. I need to put in call to Godzilla to finish flaming them to a dark brown black char.

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