Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday Haiku

After seeing Jill

Todd was unable to get

Her ass off his mind.

Wearing an Ass Hat

Is better than being one

This douche managed both

– DoucheyWallnuts

Jills prolapsed colon

looks eerily similar

to my mechanic.

– Not Safe For Rest (NSFR)

Jill’s pear needs a rest

Todd is mistaken for stool

happens all the time

– Douche Springsteen

 

The Porn Convention

Was going well until Sue

Pooped a Latino

– saulgoode42

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:49 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wearing an Ass Hat

Is better than being one

This douche managed both

6:51 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is World Record

For the largest crap ever;

Stop eating Hipsters

6:53 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Better than Rogaine

Heat from bleeth’s snatch regrows hair

Head smells like tuna

6:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

The latest craze in

sports wear: A hat that five guys

came in yesterday.

7:01 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

While at ComicCom

Her hemmerhoid came to life

Prep H not working

7:05 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Jills prolapsed colon

looks eerily similar

to my mechanic.

7:11 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Want to frost your tips?

Stick your head under Jill’s ass,

it shoots anal bleach!

7:13 am September, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

a mean trick to play

impersonating a chair

at school for blind hotts

7:15 am September, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

Jill’s pear needs a rest

Todd is mistaken for stool

happens all the time

7:17 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Embarrassingly,

Jill pinched out the biggest turd

Right on the show floor

7:26 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Todd was a nerd, who

did not understand her. “Slide

My head in Your ass”??

7:28 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

If enough people

call you a dickhead you should

just accept your role.

7:30 am September, 28 Douchble Helix said...

DB1 absent?

Jesus H Christ! Yom Kippur

Was just here Tuesday.

7:32 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The Hispanic food

Did not sit so well with Jill

Until it schatt out.

7:34 am September, 28 saulgoode42 said...

The Porn Convention

Was going well until Sue

Pooped a Latino

7:39 am September, 28 icame isaw idouched said...

A classical example

of pent up gas

resulting in a brain fart

7:40 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Todd’s playing Carnac.

Tries to divine the future.

Won’t work, Shit-For-Brains!

7:42 am September, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Hott green pear could mean,

He is not Beavis,

So they’ll call him Butthead

7:42 am September, 28 FoghornLeghorn said...

Folks were astonished

when Jill birthed a full grown man.

Wrong a$$ was slapped, though.

7:43 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Sitting on men’s heads

for cash has its perks, now ass

smells like LA Looks.

7:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

DB1 has not

done haiku since his head went

up his monkey hole.

7:57 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just another day

On the job at the porno

Convention, classy!

7:58 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

From the looks of it

Todd’s elbow was the first thing

he put in Jill’s butt.

8:02 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Juan is about to

Get a surprise, her lunch was

Packed full of olean.

8:02 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Someone please save this

poor hot from making so much

money banging dudes.

8:04 am September, 28 Blind Squirrel said...

Bleeth wants a rim job

Douche gets dingleberry hair

Too dumb to notice

8:05 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A greasy Latin

Melon is not the strangest

Thing thats been in there.

8:09 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Of all the things that

Have come out of her pussy

This douche is the worst

8:11 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“Can you please sign this

pic of your prolapsed rectum?”

Guy asks blonde in back.

8:11 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Juan gets to live his

Fantasy of smelling like

Sea scallops and shrimp.

8:12 am September, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

The Home and Garden

Show took a turn for the worst,

When a repairman

.

Was needed to fix

The broken Gyroscope in

Carol’s monkey hole.

8:13 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later that day his

Friends all asked if he had shrimp

Fajitas for lunch

8:18 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That is one way to

Get across the border to

The U.S.of “A”

8:18 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gyroscope went in

A Herpster Douchebag came out

Monkey hole effed up

8:20 am September, 28 ehcuodouche said...

Todd says, “What am I?”

Instant pictionary win.

Yes, you’re an asshat.

8:22 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is a promo

Still from TLCs latest

About conjoined twins.

8:24 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Having a conjoined

Twin made Jills porno career

Most interesting.

8:27 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He cannot get up

His head is cemented in

Place by dried nut glue.

8:28 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“I’m Todd Crockett. King

of the Wild Porntier. That

hats real poonskin too.”

8:33 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This will be the first

Case of pubic lice on top

Of a persons head.

8:40 am September, 28 hermit said...

Platinum blond’s confused.

Can’t believe white dude’s I.D.

“YOU’RE Long Dong Silver??!”

8:41 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

When Todd comes home to

his wife she should shit on his

head to win him back.

8:50 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What’s worse than a Shart?

A queef that results in this;

The birth of a douche

8:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Tap that ass or make

a cap outta that ass? Todd

wins Project Doucheway.

9:03 am September, 28 Merle Baggard said...

Boobies sagging low

in background make me morose

only a half chub

9:18 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

I know mustache rides

are free but fauxhawk rides should

cost twice that same price.

9:23 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

If it was Plinky’s

Mom in place of Jill, poor Todd

would be RIP.

9:28 am September, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

lonely horny dork

leaves safety of mom’s basement

gets V.D. on head

9:41 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Jill gives Todd samples

of new hair gel, “Dippity

Other Men’s Goo Do”

9:42 am September, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“And if I can find

His car keys, we can drive out.”

Bumm-barr-rum-bumm tish.

9:45 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Hey, remember that

scene from “There’s Something About

Mary”? Todd doesn’t.

9:47 am September, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Meh. It’s a living.

Gotta pay the bills, y’know?”

– JellyDongHead Jones.

9:58 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“The Bleeth that Laid The

Golden Douche is best told with

Nature’s meat puppets.

10:12 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Todd so far up Jill’s

ass he musta lost his Man

Card at blonde’s table.

10:18 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Not the first time Jills

had people wait in line to

put things in her butt.

10:23 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“Sorry for being

a buzzkill on the best day

of your life, Todd.” -Me

11:24 am September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to bone her

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

11:41 am September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jimmy Hoffa III

Looks for grandfather in poon.

Only finds wristwatch.

11:50 am September, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

Many good poop jokes

With ass pear la plante to boot

Vintage haiku week

1:30 am September, 29 Little Willie said...

Creep likes it when people pump wet farts on his head. Then he turns around and licks their pucker hole. He prefers male ass so he can give a rusty trombone but an occasional obliging female suffices in a pinch.

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