Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Guyliner Graham Grabs Goth Gayle

Together, they make guacamole.

# posted by douchebag1
12:23 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Christina Ricci in a fake beard for her upcoming bio-pic role starring as Jim Rome in “Decca Yeah”

12:25 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I gotta get some strange soon. The chicks are all making me horny today and I don’t think they’re supposed to. Fuck I forgot to drink today too. I think the planets are aligning or some fucking shit. Cymbalta sure evens you out whilst helping with the pain. Am I right Dr. Bunsen?

12:38 pm September, 12 The Dude said...

This pairing has the monthly written all over it.

12:51 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

She looks familiar. She’s either a porn gal who’s name I can’t recall or a Repeat-o-Bleeth

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He looks familiar , too. He reminds me of the possum my dog cornered last weekend prior to it shitting itself then taking a giant, life saving leap over the fence and gone

1:20 pm September, 12 Anonymous said...

gAYle UseS HeR pHonE FoR ThEiR pIC. Gg GoT NO SeRviCe ‘CaUSe hIS BILl aIn’t PaID.

1:50 pm September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Subaru Outback stationwagons are so totally goth and badass. I know my dogs morph into some super-tough hounds from hell when I pop the hatch and they jump in. I even had a cop pull me over one day because he said he was getting calls over his radio about how my dogs were intimidating other motorists by hanging their heads out the window and showing off their dog-liner. I knew there was a reason I bough that car…

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@ Rev Chad

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Yeah, that shit evens you out alright. I went from a raving lunatic to just a lunatic. Worked like a charm.

1:56 pm September, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When I stare into his eyes I see mountains of poo.

2:31 pm September, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

What a colossal twatwaffle

2:34 pm September, 12 The Casual Teabagger said...

Maybe he’s born with it…maybe its Gaybeline.

3:05 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a twerp that wore lady’s cosmetics

His friends blamed it on poor gentetics

His father sniffed glue

His mom donkey goo

He’s ceaselessly melodramatic

3:15 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a douche who’s hair was retracting

Deemed eyeliner’d be a distraction

She thinks he’s a tool

Won’t touch his gabagool

Just Nancy Boys all he’s attracting

3:23 pm September, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Goth Gayles nose has to have seen some good action when she wasn’t swallowing if not it has a ton of potential. Is that wrong?

3:47 pm September, 12 Gaybeline said...

That’s funny teabagger.

4:10 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad on drums and drugs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9kPfelTEds&feature=player_embedded#!

4:13 pm September, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya see the schnoz on that chick? Looks like the ski-jump ramp on ABC’s wide world of sports……

If she could just get that lengthened to something under a mile, she’d be a cutey.

4:13 pm September, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sorry, I meant ‘shortened.’

Someone shoot me in the face for being so stupid….

4:14 pm September, 12 Douchble Helix said...

All these mangy pairing the last few days are making me lust after the young hotts less and less.

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It’s like A Clockwork Orange aversion therapy, I’m afraid.

4:20 pm September, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

The…..ahem….’guy’ in the foto……………

Anyone ever seen runoff from a street grate system? Ya know how at that runoff point, there’s this vivid green algae stuff growing in a scummy stringy pattern?

Yeah.

This ‘guy’ is Less than that.

4:26 pm September, 12 Stephanie said...

Shoot them when you see the whites of their eyes.

6:06 pm September, 12 DarkSock said...

Looks like a fuccen owl…
adsf

6:20 pm September, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Radical Islamists in a walkover…

6:44 pm September, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

All douchebags sporting that serious gaze, please move to the front of the lone for mocking.

6:45 pm September, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Line not lone

8:05 pm September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This coon eyed fruit basket just got chocolate teabagged in the back of what appears to be an AMC Gremlins hatch in the background. You sir are what we in the business of bag hunting refer to as a sick MoFo!!!

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Chocolate%20Teabag

8:46 pm September, 12 The Casual Teabagger said...

^Sounds decadent. The perfect Valentine’s gift for that special someone.

10:40 pm September, 12 The Dude said...

Goth Gayle’s schnozz could be three miles long, I’d send some baby snow down that mogul.

10:52 pm September, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

More like GAAAAAHliner.

11:14 pm September, 12 The Dude said...

Brah!Liner

10:34 am September, 13 Anonymous said...

Dude looks like a fucking furbie.

9:54 pm September, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Takes green eyes to make guacamole, Boss.

Perhaps bluepoo is more appropos.

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