Monday, September 17, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Guyliner Graham and Goth Gayle

While we had plenty of quality poo/hott last week, the guacamole making wrongness of Guyliner Graham and Goth Gayle was too butt-itch not to win/lose the Week.

And it’s about time we mock some creepy ass Gothbaggery all up in this place. Ubiquitous Herpster Beer Ads during football have been making your humb narrs cry in his chips. That, and Patriot shank.

# posted by douchebag1
6:52 am September, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Andrew Lucks neckbeard laughs at Guyliner Grahams attempt at growing a neckbeard and grudgingly approves of his win/fail.

7:06 am September, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I thought Jack the Lipper was Bag ‘o the Month?

7:14 am September, 17 hermit said...

Hipster beer ads harsh my buzz, but how about Hardees® abiding by the axiom that “sex sells” even if the product sucks.

Huge props Hardees® for using skinny, hiv positive, meth-addicted, barbecue-slinging, bi-curious skanks to peddle their line of wholesome, nutritional food products.

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By the “wholesome and nutritional” I mean processed and cholesterol-laden.

And, by “skanks,” I mean I’d lick their sweat like a f@#kin’ dog.

7:14 am September, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Graham believes one drives a car, but one pilots a Prius.

7:25 am September, 17 Hermit said...

I mean this.

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Damn, now I’m hungry. Is Hardees open?

7:50 am September, 17 ehcuodouche said...

The Gostkowski miss was a fitting end to that horrible game.

7:57 am September, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hermit,

The marketing geniuses at Hardees failed to reach me with their add. I was watching TV at home, and I remember seeing taught, sweaty abs… then I blanked out for a while and I regained consciousness in a dingy pay-by-the-hour hotel room surrounded by empty bottles of malt liquor, used needles, and half dozen dea… I mean dazed hookers. I was up half the night hiding evidence, and I never did realize their was some sort of sandwich involved.

8:04 am September, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

I think you mean Week not Month, boss?

8:07 am September, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

BTW, this is the brunette from the ad:

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Emily-Ratajkowski-treats.jpg

This one is semi-SFW, but their is plenty of NSFW wonderment if google.

8:11 am September, 17 hermit said...

Good eye Dude Mc C.

8:15 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Guyliner Graham spends his food stamps on Maybelline®

8:16 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Guyliner Graham has ABBA on his I-pod

9:17 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

New Donald Fagen cd coming October 17th.

10:04 am September, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have a Thickburger in my pants. In my pants, I says.

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And here is the blonde.

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http://www.google.com/search?q=sara+underwood&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pmFXUJvoEumy0AG214AQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=653

10:40 am September, 17 Dick Everhard said...

@ Hermit

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You’ve made me modify the Hardee’s commercial in a small but significant way. Instead of them slathering barbecue sauce on pork, they’re slathering my man sauce all over each other. Well, at least that’s how it looks on my monitor right now.

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jizz moppers

10:42 am September, 17 FoghornLeghorn said...

Goth Gayle looks like a girl who’s pretty active in the sack. I think Guyliner Graham just has dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep.

2:06 pm September, 17 The D ude (remote loc) said...

Sarah ~underwood~? Really?

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