Monday, September 24, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Yankee McSpankee and Andrea's Dreas

Maybe because my beloved Red Sox upchucked the proverbial half-chewed bit in a hail of suckwad this year, but I’mma give the HCwDB to Yankee McSpankee and the glories of Andrea’s Dreas.

Last week also had Epic Dump, the Worst Anything in the History of Everything video, Herpster Jett, and even Paco McScribble and Candy’s Cans in competition.

But idiotic grenade tatt is enough to claim ‘bag this week.

And the Dreas are glories pokie prods of suckle fondle.

So chalk ‘em, and your humb narrs for a toasted english muffin. With jelly. Lots of grape jelly.

# posted by douchebag1
8:40 am September, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Eff da Sox dis year. For the love of Andrea, they’re looking up at the Orioles! Kinda like I’d like to be looking up to Andrea…

9:04 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

I have a glue grenade ready to blow up in her chesticle canyon.

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And I expect the Saint’s new defensive coordinator to be hung from a Bourbon Street light pole by lunch today. Or be reassigned to running the Romney campaign.

9:44 am September, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Red Sox in a nutshell, Bobby V : bad hire, Josh Beckett: bad attitude, Dodger trade: excellent salary dump.

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Next up , find a way to wrestle Giancarlo Stanton from the Marlins

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10:38 am September, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Jeez, that chick has enough makeup around her eyes to get whiplash. And someone needs to tell her that a receding hairline on a girl is particularly unattractive and should not be emphasized as part of a ‘look.’ In fact, between the eye makeup and the hair, it gives her a tranny quality, regardless of the attractive funbags.

And speaking of ‘bag: you better take off that NYY cap, ya tat-infected, flower tank top wearin’ fruitcake. NOBODY DESECRATES MY YANKEES. Punk.

10:43 am September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s a Hot Chick, he’s a Douchebag. They are a winning couple, and by winning couple I mean I will be working my renoB furiously whist staring at Andrea and imagining she smells like vanilla, menthol cigarettes and cheep booze..

2:58 pm September, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh hating Yankee caps has nothing to do with Red Sox angst. Doug Stanhope’s bit is worth repeating like a mantra. Good choice, DB1. And let’s not forget that “take yourself seriously” smirk.

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