Thursday, September 27, 2012

Herpsters Ruin Pabst Blue Ribbon

There was once a time when Pabst Blue Ribbon was the beer of choice for coolness.

That time is no longer.

# posted by douchebag1
7:44 am September, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I don’t know what’s more disgusting, his mustache, his chest hair or the moles on the bleeth’s pallid arm.

8:09 am September, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

D. Hopper is The Man!!!, herpster here is a pussy.

8:31 am September, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

With all these jew holidays it brings back the memories of all the yentas I banged over the years. One time I was hittin’ this Jew dame out in Vegas who’s husband had just gone tits up and they was sayin’ Kaddish at Temple Bet Emet during the Yom Kippur service and she was workin’ my schmeckle good and proper and I nutted on her bodice as they was all sayin’, “Oseh Shalom.” I don’t know if it was the chanting or her fingers up my ass, but I ain’t never blew a load like that one. Na mean?

8:39 am September, 27 DarkSock said...

Cindy told Trent to take a swig of PBR for the pain, then she preceded to suckle the hair and clotted red-streaked pus out of the neck goiter that had been plaguing him all week.

8:54 am September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bath Salts are no longer legal in Canada.

8:55 am September, 27 The Dude said...

She’s 12. That’s way too young to be a pus sucking bleeth.

8:56 am September, 27 Douche Moore said...

The Bleeth needs some Rogane.

9:05 am September, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like schnauzers mating

9:05 am September, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pabst: Have it, cuz you’re fucking broke

9:13 am September, 27 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Herpsters ruin everything, including handle bar mustaches. I’m gonna go ironically masterbate to 80’s porn now.

9:30 am September, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Rollie Fingers should kick the snot out of this turd for defiling the style of facial hair.

10:59 am September, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Herpster’s swimsuit is the same one worn by Dick Van Dyke in “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”

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No it’s not a porn movie. Youtube it you young fuks.

11:06 am September, 27 FlipFriddle said...

Damn Herpsters. At some point one of these shoescrapes is going to attempt to do irony ironically which will cause a space time paradox and turn our universe inside out. Time to round them up and exterminate them for our own survival.

Get some.

1:19 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

I’m not sure which of them weighs more.

8:58 pm September, 27 Stephanie said...

Dudley Not Right.

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