Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Mack the Nozzle's Sad Decline Continues

Next up: Selling water bottles by the vending machines at the Super-8 Motel out by I-95.

Such is the declining life of the party douche with face tatts. You made that choice long ago, Mack. Francine is long gone. She married an Asian Design Major and bought a house in Decatur.

# posted by douchebag1
12:20 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

I can smell the meth…

12:28 pm September, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Let me be the first to call out tranny (blond) and crackhead (brunette). Ironically, Tranny and Crackhead was a short-lived sitcom on NBC last fall.

12:34 pm September, 25 Mayor McDouche said...

I see Mack still has on the hospital wristband from last week when he went to , ya know, have that thing removed from his thing.

12:36 pm September, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

This is what the Boss has wrought upon all of humanity. Or at least Jersey. I think it would make him the Founding Father of Snookiville.

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http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=760911

12:46 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bath Salts Francine reminds me of a girl I wouldn’t eat out when I was drunk and stoned after that thing and we were skinny dipping in the closed public pool after that party and started fucking on a pitchers mound. She grew sore from the size of my slut spear so I went down her. I thought a fucking garbage can was nearby or a skunk. Then I saw these things growing on her shaved Mons Pubis and found the smell. Well I has to tell her the truth and she says it’s not the first time someone backed up from her penis bumper. So she gives me average head, I made her put her putrid pants on first, and I walk her back from whence we had wandered in the early haze of an August morn and say goodbye.

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I found out later she had a Greek boyfriend who routinely par-boiled his smelts in her cooter and she didn’t like to wash.

12:51 pm September, 25 Vin Douchal said...

The fugly is strong in this scene.

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Every time Mack gropes a boob for a photo, a baby prairie dog gets it’s head lopped off by a hay baler

1:01 pm September, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

Not that I’m defending Mack by any means, (I’d still like to fire a manhole cover like a frisbee right into his face and then kick him in the ass while he is crawling around, sobbing and trying to pick up his teeth) but there’s really nowhere to go but down after Francine.

1:13 pm September, 25 The Dude said...

People may criticize her, but Paris Hilton can still pull the nozzle.

1:54 pm September, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There really is nowhere to go except down for this pile of hot Karl on the face of society, and it’s a long ass way down and a death race to the bottom. There is too much to be said about this, we could fill libraries with mock. As Magnum P observed the blond for certain is packing man nethers and if challenged to a testicle contest by her/him Mack would lose by 3. Brunette has no doubt done well for herself and by that I mean half the poppies in Asia and two-thirds the meth labs in the mid-west. I’m betting when she does crack a smile through the haze it looks like a pair of dice that someone has been keestering around the prison yard on a 102 degree summer day.

2:05 pm September, 25 Anonymous said...

Douching pays off in skankidends (like dividends, but with skanks)!

2:26 pm September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture don’t remind me of anyting I ever done.

2:33 pm September, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Sure, this doesn’t look like the Francine we all know, and Vin loves (for good reason).

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But maybe this IS Francine – Bleethed by the Nozzle.

2:47 pm September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Although the Rev’s story reminds me of a broad I used to go down on who stunk like baccala, Josephine Something-or-other. What I learned from that dame is that if it smells bad you can eat it clean. After it creams up a bit you get past that smell and what used to smell like capuzzelle, smells like honey and raisins. Capuzzelle, I says.

4:41 pm September, 25 Douchble Helix said...

Being as it’s the Holiday, I’ll do the Chief’s work for him – but he’s three hours behind, so he could do it it his lazy ass self.

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Here’s Mack & Francine’s first pic:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/09/22/mack-the-nozzle/

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And here’s Francine. One of many pics…

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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Francine11-740860.jpg

5:01 pm September, 25 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Looks like Mac now has a chronic case of the GRIBS…

7:16 pm September, 25 Stephanie said...

Fight of …. the last brain cell

7:19 pm September, 25 Troy Tempest said...

Mac FTW annual. He is pond scum gone rancid.

8:11 pm September, 25 Italodouche said...

I see ruddy skin caused by sucking on pork teats all day. Apparently, sucking on cow teats is in fact good for the skin

9:57 pm September, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I never thought I’d share this but …..

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Here is the greatest Francine photo ever. Fuccen ever.

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Your welcome

10:15 pm September, 25 Guid is Good said...

Poor Nozz. I bet he just lies awake at night wacking off thinking of Francine just like …. … well me I guess.

12:32 am September, 26 The Dude said...

Good Guid, that may be a Good Guess. Lock the doors, dude. And watch your nozzle.

12:34 am September, 26 The Dude said...

As to Francine, I’m confused: is or is that blonde chick Paris Hilton? And, Nozzle = Death Tongue. Look it up.

6:52 am September, 26 crazed aborigine said...

Dude, don’t be confusing this pondscum with the great Death Tongue. This looks more like something Bill coughed up backstage when Milo cut off his supply of amphetamines.

1:24 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

The “brunette” is Paula Reubens, AKA “Bibi Herman.”

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Archie McScrote here will still the one jerking himself off in the theater later.

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