Monday, September 17, 2012

Old Dog Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Old Dog, last seen embarassing his young children with his relentless public pursuit of Vegas Pear, approves of the HCwDB of the Week.

With double pear.

And sciatica.

And a tattoo of what appears to be a thong.

# posted by douchebag1
9:24 am September, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That is some hearty pear. In the world of pear, that is the gluttonous 64oz Porterhouse. I’ll pass and wait for a rare and tender filet de boeuf.

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Old Dog is having a mid-life apocalypse. His 401K should last about another 4 days, tops.

9:42 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

That tatt is ghey

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This is exactly why Stateline is a better place to gamble. Vegas is overwraught with these chumps.

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I’ll bet he plays the “Don’t Pass ” line and hits 18’s. Also his type is seen sitting at the bar not playing and choking up a perfectly good video poker game while he sips his Appletinis,

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Get the fuck outta the way , I got three hours to kill this place before I leave, fuck off

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Awesome^ … holding Ten-King and hitting over 5 geezles

9:45 am September, 17 Vin Douchal said...

King – Ten keeper:

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10:03 am September, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Here’s the thing about Old-bags. They suffer from what I’ll call “cultural senility”. Old-bags choose the cultural identifiers of the hipper, younger generation with the same precision of a drunken mongoloid bobbing for apples. He’s just happy to hit on one, and he doesn’t have the plasticity of mind anymore to ask questions like, “so hip tatts are in… but are they for dudes or chicks?”

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They are, in fact, for chicks, Old Dog. Chicks, or dudes who want to be treated like chicks… no, I’m not going to explain what that means, you Patrick Duffy looking retard.

10:10 am September, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that a zit, a welt or a huge lump of fat on the left cheek of the left pear? I’ve seen better pear in the rotten fruit bin at a Red Cross rescue center.

10:15 am September, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

DW,

My vet diagnosed something similar as a fatty cyst on my old lab. It’s probably harmless but I would avoid it.

10:32 am September, 17 Stephanie said...

I went to rehab and all I got was this plastic adult sippy cup.

10:39 am September, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This guys point at the Vegas pear shtick is getting old fast.

10:40 am September, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

Jason Earles is livin’ large on the Hannah Montana royalty checks.

10:44 am September, 17 Dick Everhard said...

@ Dude McCrudeshoes

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The one on the left is the “All you can eat for $4.99 Buffet” pear. You know it’s bad for you but you keep going bakc for seconds (and thirds sometimes) because you just can’t help yourself. The one on the right would be dessert if it weren’t connected to the head of Keith Richards in a blond wig.

10:44 am September, 17 Douchble Helix said...

I’m rooting for the old guy.

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Who knows, maybe he’s dying of cancer, and he’s on a Make-A-Wish thing?

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And get off my lawn!!

10:49 am September, 17 FredN. said...

Is that a fucking scar on left-chick’s left haunch? Good god that’s horrible, even if it’s just a third butt cheek.

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And right-chick has white lines where her fat creased up in the tanning booth.

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These pears are so bad, they detract from the ridiculousness of old-clown.

10:51 am September, 17 FoghornLeghorn said...

Old Dog looks older in every photo. That’s what girls in gold and pink thongs will do to you. At this rate he won’t make it past Wednesday.

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At least that tattoo will die with him.

11:17 am September, 17 Anonymous said...

CrUSty rELic aGiNg FaSt. SeACows oNlY oPtIon FoR HiM.

12:03 pm September, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Don’t Point.

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Hit.

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You know you wanna.

1:18 pm September, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Old bag is that way because he eats the puss out of his own genital cysts.

1:18 pm September, 17 Troy Tempest said...

because he can.

2:28 pm September, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I wouldn’t hit that pear with Plinky’s Mom’s cock.

3:27 pm September, 17 The Casual Teabagger said...

Man, oldbags are such a buzzkill. It’s like you want to help and let them know everybody is laughing at them behind their back, but usually they’re self righteous blowhards so you just end up watching their breakdown play out before you like a telenovela. So you end up just sorta cheering them on to see how far theyll go. “Yeah oldbag I see the pears of questionable hygiene. You’re really getting a ton of ass to face time. High five buddy, so jealous.”. I’m not saying its the right thing to do but cable is expensive and I need some sort of entertainment.

4:22 pm September, 17 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Largeman fingers are a notable presence in this oldbag pic.

7:31 pm September, 17 Stephanie said...

So,3 asses walk into a bar and…

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