Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Paco McScribble Says "Challo!" to Candy's Cans

Now there’s a headline to sip my coffee to.

# posted by douchebag1
6:31 am September, 19 ehcuodouche said...

Cans? More like mason jars.

6:49 am September, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Cans?, More like Cassaba Melons.

6:58 am September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This chick should be exalted by us not only for her bewbs but also for being pretty handy with the pistol she’s holding behind her back. Paco only has a few minutes to live after that well-placed hipshot she gave him with her .45 Les Baer Custom.

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Say chello to my little friend.

6:58 am September, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Cans?, More like oil drums.

7:03 am September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cans? More like pontoons

7:04 am September, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cans? More like derigibles

7:16 am September, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Was this picture taken in the 1960’s?

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If so, Paco McScribble is either a Douche ahead of his time, or a time-traveling Douche.

7:53 am September, 19 The Casual Teabagger said...

Looks like its a heavy flow day for Paco.

7:53 am September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Based on the photographic evidence, I conclude that LA gangs are now fielding junior varsity teams. And fake cans are still out there, and you can still put frills on them like a fleshy bedskirt.

7:59 am September, 19 Finderweet said...

In Candy’s room, there are pictures of douchebags on the walls….

8:03 am September, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

All those tatts stunted his growth. Another reason to wait until you’re at least 16 to tattoo your nutsack.

8:17 am September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

HIs job makes him smell like cilantro and scallions

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Her job makes her slathered in sparkle lotion

8:25 am September, 19 Blind Squirrel said...

What’s bigger, her juggs or the shadow they’re casting?

9:21 am September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Somewhere nearby sits a lowered Toyota Corolla with 20 inch gold rims and a wing the size of the spruce goose; a forlorn plastic Virgin Mary keeps vigil from the dashboard altar.

9:22 am September, 19 Troy Tempest said...

Cans? More like Telephone books.

9:26 am September, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We need more pics of Candy’s cans (but not with petite Paco)

9:46 am September, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Christ, what a loser. Paco is an amorphous blob covered in ink , a mobile pudding with rainbow squiggles, a great amoeba with multi-hued camouflage, all topped by a greasy black roadkilled skunk.

I doubt the female in the photo could be convinced to be within a half mile of such a turd for anything less than five grand, and after the photo, the hotel cleaning crew came poolside in hazmat suits with mops, sponges and several gallons of bleach to clean up the grand collected sewage that is Paco.

9:56 am September, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Cans? More like dulce de leche delivery vehicles.

10:10 am September, 19 The Dude said...

Can-Can! I don’t care if they’re fake. My renoB is real.

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Who is the little fukn idiot standing by those giant cans?

12:16 pm September, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d hit that.

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Him with a steel pipe.

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Her with my steel pipe.

12:47 pm September, 19 Wheezer said...

They’re both 5’1″ in heels.

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She found out before Prom.

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He found out in prison.

2:05 pm September, 19 Stephanie said...

So,why look like an uncomfortable circus freak Paco?

4:17 pm September, 19 Anonymous said...

Porn star, Lisa Ann?

4:56 pm September, 19 Guid is Good said...

I like this photo – it has a sort of 1950’s Mad Men style. Paco less so.

6:38 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flabby Chicks With Titty Boys

11:12 pm September, 21 Anonymous said...

That chick gives me a boner. Those breastests would be fun to tit fuck glistening in a generous application of slippery lube. Paco he leave his leaf blower unattended and barely has a measurable IQ but at least he manages to function slightly better than your average retard.

11:14 pm September, 21 Little Willie said...

That chick gives me a boner. Those breastests would be fun to tit fuck glistening in a generous application of slippery lube. Paco he leave his leaf blower unattended and barely has a measurable IQ but at least he manages to function slightly better than your average retard.

1:31 pm September, 23 Anonymous said...

Does Paco have a fresh gunshot wound on his leg? Or is that a fashion statement? Or evidence of how the last girl got away? Ewww, Paco.

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