Thursday, September 6, 2012

Peter Pumpin'Head is a Cumulus

When your pecs are larger than the Hotties of Kappa Kappa Epsilon’s heads, it might be time to decompress.

# posted by douchebag1
4:05 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Well shit! That girl on our right looks like Tami with the Italian baby shooter fountain of menstruation chunks. Veg looks like a big veg. Et Tu is on for Giants Superbowl repeat bet. Giants will crush the little heads of the other teams like those horses I picked 1-2 in the Kentucky Derby.Son.

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Juicers

4:08 pm September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kappa Kappa Epsilon Hott on the right has a cum hither taut belly and I applaud.

4:09 pm September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Can we agree to additional side bets during the season??

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Wagerers

4:17 pm September, 6 Anonymous said...

I bet Superstar Paul Ryan could beat this guy up in 2, maybe 4 minutes.

4:25 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

Cumulonumbnuts

4:27 pm September, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Careful ladies, you don’t want pooch destroying synthol getting into your uterus. It will make it blow up like Mama Cass at a Tennessee BBQ.

4:28 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

Cumulingus

5:08 pm September, 6 Vin J Douchal said...

Cumulunkhead

5:10 pm September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cumallyeefaithful

5:11 pm September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m taking Pete Pumpinhead in my Dead Pool.

5:25 pm September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If neanderthals still ruled the world he would live as a king amongst them.

5:27 pm September, 6 Anonymous said...

These are real girls, I thought Pumpkin Head liked them post op and mammtastic.

5:29 pm September, 6 Anonymous said...

Zyzz is rolling over in his grave right now.

5:36 pm September, 6 Sir Douche said...

Peter is enjoying his 15 minutes of fame on this website.

5:36 pm September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His blood type is brotein

6:09 pm September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Peter’s peter petered out a long time ago and is now a shrunken acorn at the bottom of his torso.

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True fact.

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Phalli.

7:42 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

“Cumallyeefaithful” – produced a residue of beer splatter, with a needed assist from the Steve Nash of cumulo’s, Vinnie J! hahahhaaaa!

7:58 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

Rev, “the Italian baby shooter fountain of menstruation chunks” reminds me of my early days in the NYC offices of Frankie Thayer, and this gorgeous statuesque Eye-talian chick, wants to ride to Mexico with us and be in the movie we were making about Pancho Villa.

Tierra y Libertad indeed.

7:58 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Fuck Yeah, go Texas :

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85 mph! Texas to open toll highway with fastest speed limit in nation

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Of course Californians would have to slow down about 10 MPH to use it

8:22 pm September, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

…and the chicks are cumulobimbos…

9:24 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

Cumulobimbo…tasty clouds of Sofia Vergara available at whatever counter is still there, so hurry!

10:01 pm September, 6 Guid is Good said...

Texas is the future. Get with the program America.

5:04 am September, 7 CB Popped said...

I just can’t fight the good fight anymore…..

The world is over.

5:20 am September, 7 FoghornLeghorn said...

The girl on the left looks like she’s really enjoying this.

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I’m concerned about her future.

5:31 am September, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Faye Wray’s great-great granddaughter tries to reprise her famous role but to no avail. The monkey will never pay attention to her no matter how many bananas she throws at him.

6:02 am September, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”

- Dr. Ray Stantz

6:08 am September, 7 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

Vin @7:58 – I guess fuel economy doesn’t rate in Texas!

7:39 am September, 7 Italodouche said...

How to solve the world’s food crisis:

A) Take some C4 explosive putty, and carefully place on Pumpin’ Heads biceps

B) Detonate

Third world nations & packs of hungry coyotes applaud

7:07 am September, 10 Stephanie said...

Peter can’t reach his peen,so he’s gotta line up some girls to do it for him.

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