Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Scrabbler Hott

Remember Virginia, when hott suckleblondes overtatt, a Grieco gets its hair gel.

# posted by douchebag1
6:58 am September, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

Hey bud, thanks for pointing at the hotts there. If it wasn’t your finger directing my eye towards the lithe suckle pooch curves, I would still be looking at your stupid armband tat and five o’clock shadow.

7:00 am September, 12 Duck Duck Douche said...

Interesting…not often you get a photo of STDs on the hoof.

7:17 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The blond is so not desperate for attention whatsoever.

7:22 am September, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s a carrier of Hoof and Piss Flaps disease.

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Tattbleethery, I says.

7:24 am September, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her side tatt reads;

If you

Are Close Enough

To Read This

You Smell Shrimp

7:25 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After drinks and a nice dinner this lovely quintet retired to thier suite for a spirited game of tattoo boggle.

7:29 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They appear to be ankle deep in massengill.

7:38 am September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

When hott suckleblondes overtatt, a cria gets punched by a Bedouin shephard

7:39 am September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Shepherd? Better.

7:42 am September, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I wonder if she can shoot ink out of her ‘gina like a squid?

7:43 am September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Is it just me or has Britney Spears (who used to do nothing for me) warmed up to being a MILF?

8:11 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That blonde chick is exactly the type I will be having the concierge order when I am in Ottawa writing fall semester exams and staying at the Westin. Dirty and taught and $220/hr.

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On a side note: My retarded asshole younger brother was missing for 24 hrs in Guelph, ON. His boss called me looking for him and the cops ended up busting his door down to find him suffering the effects of a mild stroke. I was really hoping he was dead so I’d get double the inheritance. So as a result of his stroke after his clean living jogging, gyming, teeth whitening, tanning, abstaining lifestyle I’m cranking it up full fucking blast and gettin ripped cause there is a 30% chance he’ll have a full on killer in 60 days.

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Fellow Asholes

8:23 am September, 12 Douchebagastan said...

@Vin Douchal. as far as Britney goes, I will have to agree… but those sweater pups-without the support of a serious harness will sag down to her ankles… which she will in turn tuck into her new balance running shoes.. which will in turn, stop her from stepping on them saggy sags..

8:24 am September, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Those words say “Keep back 500 feet”.

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@ The Rev. Bummer about the Bro. I hope Guelph isn’t dangerous for the rest of us guilty of clean-ish livin’.

8:45 am September, 12 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Remember that recent news story where some mental deficient woman tried to “repaint” a Spanish Masterpiece?

That’s what I think of looking at that photo, wondering who took the crayons to the blonde hott.

9:01 am September, 12 Merle Baggard said...

She is cute and has a nice smile. And, her boobs might be real.

9:28 am September, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

and she had an uncle / neighbor / close family friend who became too “friendly” when she was growing up. Sorry, but classic abused behavior. Seek therapy, not tattoo artists.

9:36 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I like how she tied the whole sleeve tatt together with the young, retarded Moe (of Three Stooges fame) panda just below her shoulder. I could see how it would’ve looked like a mess if it wasn’t there. I’m imagining the conversation at the tattoo shop went like:

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Blonde Bimbo: (ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss <- air leaking from head) I want a panda!

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Responsible Artist: OK, how about this? I can…

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BB: NO! Make it cute!

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RA: But…

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BB: NOW! And I only have $20.

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RA: Right away sweetie. Right away.

9:37 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chumley with the backwards hat is making the “premature” face.

9:39 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“And I thought only holy water was supposed to feel like burning.”

10:18 am September, 12 Anonymous said...

BlONdIe BleEtH Is AtTrOcIouS. hEr & BRuneTTe aRE PerFeCt OutRideR FOiLs for SoMEWhaT UnTainTeD MiddLe SKAnK.

4:30 pm September, 12 Stephanie said...

She’s writing on herself so people stop and read her. Attention Whore. The funny thing is,most douche bags hate to read.

4:31 pm September, 12 Stephanie said...

New word : Scribble Whore

8:58 am September, 13 The Dude said...

Scribble Whores poopulate this pic. Thank you Stephanie

4:13 am September, 14 Evilmoose said...

That tatoo chick is just a tad underdressed. Hide those tats you skank.

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