Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Velveeta and Fur

Is this HCwDB unhero, Hall of Scrote enshrinee, and occasional Sleestak, The Velveeta ‘Bag? In 2012? With furry vest?

Furry vest is positively SonnyBonoian.

Clappy Blonde may or may not be hott, it’s hard to tell, so lets get this party started with a lil’ Squeezey Pear.

Mmmm… may have to send that one straight through to the Hall o’ Pear.

EDIT: Whoops, had a premature publication last night. I hate it when that happens.

# posted by douchebag1
1:55 pm September, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

I could care less about Velveeta bag, that Squeezey Pear is outstanding and to the hallowed hall she must go.

2:11 pm September, 17 FredN. said...

Agreed.

6:29 am September, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Squeezy pear FTW and by that I mean I just shot in my pants. Velveeta bag FTL and by that I mean I just threw up on my pants.

6:32 am September, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Between Chastity’s testosterone fueled neckbeard, engorged hyena clit and this picture Sonny is so glad he hit that tree right now

6:35 am September, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Squeezey pear is probably still trying to pull those jeans on. Credit to the entrepid photographer who caught that moment on film. And by entrepid, I mean unapologetic voyeur.

6:37 am September, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I weep for the thousands of wild rayons that died to make that vest.

6:39 am September, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My Squeezy Pear senses are tingling. Squeezy Pear is a French-Canadian pro which should not disqualify her from nomination. And by French-Canadian pro I mean that’s what I’m looking for on my next trip, and her bi-sex friend for $500 Alex.

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@Et Tu

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Are we letting it ride for next weekend. Fuck. I was bang on on the Giants by six. Son.

6:42 am September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

L’Shana Tova DB1 and to any other members of the

Tribe (Respect) who post here at HCwDB. In the new year may your Pear be succulent, your Ho-Ho’s delicious and your Night Train thirst quenching.

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I could look at Squeezey Pear all day long, which is what I plan to do.

6:45 am September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Yes we can let it ride for next weekend, let me know what game or games you’re interested in.

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Mmmmm…………..”French-Canadian pro” pear. Man I miss Club Super Sexe in Montreal.

7:18 am September, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Squeezey Pear made “it” so purple and hard a cat couldn’t scratch it, and it spit all kinds of ejaculate hither and yon. Hither and yon, I says.

8:04 am September, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Let’s get this sharty started!

8:12 am September, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Let me set the velveeta on to boil. Then we can have an old fashioned velveeta and feathers party.

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Anyone got a rail we can ride this douche outta town on?

8:14 am September, 18 DarkSock said...

Hey, I got the Friday Haiku winners up!

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**burp**

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I miss anything?

8:23 am September, 18 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Chicks dig fake furry vests encrusted with last night’s detritus of vaginal discharge, pizza chunks, Jack Daniel-scented vomit and semen stains….that’s why she’s wearing one.

9:00 am September, 18 Vin Douchal said...

“I’m a star”

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“Who are you?”

10:25 am September, 18 DarkSock said...

There needs to be a statue of Squeezy Pear erected in every public park. Preferably with a Fleshlight™ receptor cavity in the hind flank. Machine washable.

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What will it take to get this done?

3:11 pm September, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

She is not clapping- that is the universal WTF sign

5:48 pm September, 18 Wheezer said...

I like this little tidbit from that old “Velveeta for HoS” post:

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Tomorrow, another nomination. There’s been a call to consider King Douchuous the IV, and so we’ll put it to a vote.

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And just look how far the King has come since then! ‘Tis prophecy, I says.

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And for the record, Wheezey approves of Squeezey for HoP.

6:40 pm September, 18 Jeet Kune Douche said...

That ‘man’ is clearly inviting someone to splash gasoline on his fur vest and light a match. He won’t notice for at least 39 seconds, as he is obviously scanning the crowd for man-crotch to fix his sights on…..

10:28 pm September, 18 Stephanie said...

No shame when raiding his younger sister’s closet..

11:29 pm September, 18 The Dude said...

The genius that is DarkSock struck the site again:

“Fleshlight™ receptor cavity”

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New evidence that men are still necessary!

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