Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Wall Street Kenneth Discovers the Fruits of his Labor

It’s a wonderful journey from swapping derivatives to a night out with Office Stacy, and Kenneth plans to make the best of his Grapefruit Sour.

Kenneth may be a traditional nottadouche, but sensing something about smug Wall Street entitlement, and the boob stare, I’mma go with a stage-1 ‘tag.

Speaking of boob stare, HCwDB’s legendary attention whore and confused hottie Champagne Katie has turned insecurity and daddy issues into a terrible decision, apparently ruining perfection by getting an out-of-focus boob job. A Jacobean tragedy for our times.

# posted by douchebag1
2:37 pm September, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s making the “HOLY SHIT those are great fuccen boobs”- face? Really?? Like he just noticed them? So before he was talking to her about how atheists and agnostics really are different and then all of the sudden, outta nowhere, BAM! she just developed breasticles. I sure hope she has mace in that bag and it’s aimed right at his face.

2:40 pm September, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on, on second thought maybe that’s his “I’m cured of my chronic impotence because they’re so huge my shriveled, useless cocck is gravitationally attracted to them”-face.

2:41 pm September, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Then again, maybe he’s trying out her cleavage echo.

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Booooooooooobs!

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Booooobs!

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Booobs!

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Boobs!

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Boo

2:49 pm September, 4 douchebag1 said...

@Dr.BHD

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bobs.

2:50 pm September, 4 YA said...

Awww what the hell Katie

2:51 pm September, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Champagne Katie’s bewb jawb is just fine with me. I respect cleavage that defies gravity and permanently points to magnetic north.

Wow, she looks slobbericious in that out of focus pic. I’d let the neighbor’s dog pump my bunghole just to be within 100 yards of stupid Katie.

2:56 pm September, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Champagne Katie tsk tsk tsk…

Paradise Lost

3:03 pm September, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pro bewb yodeling is not an olympic sport, but it should be.

3:14 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

All Champagne Katie’s managed to do is ramp up the possibility that more shallow , moronic, mouth breathing, mono-syllabic DOUCHEBAGs are going to approach her , burrowing in on them’s plastic beacons tickling their all ready out-of-kilter libidos.

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This may be punishment enough but let’s continue to deny her entrance in the Hall of Hott for the sole reason that she bugs

3:22 pm September, 4 hermit said...

I’ve recently developed an insatiable craving for the fragrant, cheese-like substance that is often found in the moist area just under the heaving breasts of morbidly obese women.

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I also enjoy a good chardonay and October sunsets.

3:24 pm September, 4 crazed aborigine said...

Oh no. My faith in alpacas is destroyed. How could she ruin that perfect little attention whore body with bolt ons? Marsupials beware, I may just go on an opossum stomping rampage from the despair!

4:12 pm September, 4 Duck Duck Douche said...

If those things get pushed up any higher, they’ll be on aeronautical charts.

4:27 pm September, 4 FredN. said...

I think I like C. Katie even more.

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Cuz now, when I’m rough fuckin’ the hell out of her, I won’t feel bad about uppin the abuse.

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If you know what I mean.

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And most of you deviants do.

4:42 pm September, 4 JesseJackson Fresh From The Mental Institution and Speech Therapy said...

Edard Kenndy was bu finnest man Yankee America produthed. In tha New Thouth ve have mad the wa cus dooodoo Martin Loofak Kang for Prethden. Thankl you vert muth and Goob Blrth Amerca. Bloo bla vlooo vabboo the Champoagne Catty Boobths.

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Whereth me teef.

4:58 pm September, 4 Anonymous said...

Roughly 25 comments per post. This site has fallen. hows that show of yours. ahahah

5:05 pm September, 4 Guid is Good said...

Champagne Katie …. don’t call me. Damn you to hell duPont silicone company.

5:07 pm September, 4 Wheezer said...

Well, let’s see if this hott raises our spirits after the Katie boob job…..

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Panel? (Of course, if you don’t have Facebook…..)

5:11 pm September, 4 Wheezer said...

Gee Wally, that crummy Eddie Haskell can sure pull some fuccen tail!

5:18 pm September, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Katie went from pert and perky to suddenly swole. It’s like someone decided to spiff up the Venus de Milo by giving it a chinchilla fur merkin and a prolapsed anus.

5:55 pm September, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Is there any chance CK is photoshopped?

6:09 pm September, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s not boob stare, that’s, “huh, I don’t remember you having a pooch belly… Oh shit!” Drink up Kenneth, and pray that you look slow and delicious when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

6:11 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

eww, Champain Katie with giant fakes

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Paradise Tossed

6:12 pm September, 4 creature said...

champagne katie just became millertime kat

6:37 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

CK’s real boobs are giving the Mayan Eye of “GEt mE tHE fucc outta here!!”

6:37 pm September, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wheezer’s ‘Gee Wally…fuccen tail’ FTW!

6:59 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

CK’s got bowling bobs. I’ve got her gutter balls

7:24 pm September, 4 Anonymous said...

I regret to inform you that this site has been cashed. No shake, no stems, in other words done.

7:33 pm September, 4 Troy Tempest said...

Here boobs sing in Gangnam style.

7:40 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

@ Anon – congrats on not having a clue. g’bye!

7:46 pm September, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Nah, just the ol’ contact lens trick, but in his case, it’s real, he just cannot believe his luck.

7:48 pm September, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Champagne Katie is fading, fading into the netherworld where she has a spook date with Champagne Tony Lema. She’ll be back. You can bet yer ouija board on it.

Damn, where’s Portland OR’s finest when I need him?

10:11 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

We’re up to our ass in dead 30 pound rats down here…20,000 dead and bloated nutria washed in from the Louisiana wetlands…thanks, Isaac…
nutria

10:14 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

If you can grind them up before they rot, they make pretty savory porch beef.

10:28 pm September, 4 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

@ anon

Stacky, is that you? How ya doin’? Still gonna become the next situation?

No?

Ah, that sucks, Stacky. Have you still got those replica wrastlin’ belts on your wall? That’s something, right? Gotta show the jumpoffs you still haven’t matured past 12 yet, right?

10:57 pm September, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I wonder how jasonstackhouse.com is doing? Pulling in the commentators like he pulls in the vag I suppose. And he’s gotta have more Twitter followers than than my comic book nerd friend with a pod cast has, which is a paltry 1,160. Right?

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Well, one can’t expect much from a guy that named himself after a fictional character in a book series for preteen girls about vampires and fairies and lists “Douchebag of the Year 2010” as his primary attribute worth advertising.

2:26 am September, 5 The Dude said...

‘Sock, those rats look mighty and edible. mmm hmmm! I know where I’m going for Skanksgiving dinner!

4:12 am September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hope Rev Chad has an alibi.

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http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/05/canada-quebec-marois-idUSL2E8K51OL20120905

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Separatists or in the case of CK, Separatits

4:13 am September, 5 Ted Brogan said...

Katie! Why???

5:24 am September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Boss tags my joke. I’m honored. Thanks Boss!

5:26 am September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Barry Bonds’ backne would be bigger looking than his flaccid pecker trying to tit fucck her.

5:43 am September, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Did Champagne Katie also pick up a baby bump to go with the fake bewbs?

6:33 am September, 5 Anonymous said...

Lovely CK got that boob job because she wasn’t getting enough attention. If only we had paid more attention.

11:17 am September, 5 Anonymous said...

mAN tHaT sTaCkeRs suRe HAs a WaY WiTh wORds.

12:13 pm September, 5 Wheezer said...

[5:43 am

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I R A Darth Aggie said…

Did Champagne Katie also pick up a baby bump to go with the fake bewbs?]

Maybe it’s a free spare.

12:14 pm September, 5 Wheezer said...

Anon = Doc?

7:39 pm September, 5 Stephanie said...

So,you JUST noticed those tiny squeezed pimple little boobs into a black dress? What a photo set up,original idea.

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