Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Where's Quartasian Sideboob Perfection?

Someewhere in this pic, I have begun to furrow into the padded recesses of upper boobistan, digging ‘neath the yellow underbrush with only a flashlight and half a box of Grape Nuts for sustenance, before writhing and fondling with twitchy affect in the ecstasies of enlightenment in the form of suckle thigh paddle slap grabble genetic exchange.

Look closely.

Can you find it?

# posted by douchebag1
2:15 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Smokin Hott. May I say that she is about the hottest thing on here in quite a while.

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And its only September and I believe we’ve found our 2012 Douchie for Most Trashcan to the Head Worthy (MTCTHW). Totally original hand gesture there, fuckhead. Its like the other two know he’s an obnoxious tool and pity his sorry bag-ass as long as he picks up the check.

2:24 pm September, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm…. Quartasian Sideboob Perfection.

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Hey Rev do they have Canadian Fantasy Football? if so that’s lame and by lame I mean kinda funny.

2:27 pm September, 5 Anonymous said...

Now that is a bag hand gesture I can get behind or should I say in front of. Too bad these types rarely follow through.

2:34 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

That Hott is hot.

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Sidebobs

2:57 pm September, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Where’s quartasian sideboob perfection?”

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“Anywhere you need it to be, son. Anywhere you need it to be.”

3:00 pm September, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Someewhere in this pic, there’s a douch that KNOWS he’s way too cool for the room

3:02 pm September, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Someewhere in this pic, there’s a bag with a wet spot on his index finger not caused by pussy

3:02 pm September, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Someewhere in this pic, there’s a dude named, “Whitey Largeman”

3:27 pm September, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Quartasian hot resembles Adrianne Curry aka ex-Mrs Peter Brady

3:39 pm September, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

We need to see lots more pics of Miss Gold Bikini Side Boobage.

And:

Zeus needs to take Pegasus down from Olympus and punch Tongue Guy in teh face multiple times until he looks like Red Skelton.

4:12 pm September, 5 The Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse said...

So the standing government and the One don’t believe in the perfection of G_d or the rightful existence of Jurusalem. Please win Mr. Oprama because the hounds of hell are ready for the One to open the next seal

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Wasserman-Schultzes

4:13 pm September, 5 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Side Boob is the reason I troll this site.

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Well, that and to see if or when DarkSock will find a new mammal’s butt to pee in.

4:33 pm September, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I got news for you, Maverick: Raybans and white Hanes T’s haven’t been in style since Richard Gere carried Tom Cruise off that factory floor lubed up his lily white glutes to the instrumtal version of Danger Zone. And that, my friend, ain’t never gonna be back in style.

4:46 pm September, 5 Guid is Good said...

Eternal Quartasian sideboob perfection is the only thing that will get an infidel suicide bomber up off the couch. FACT.

4:58 pm September, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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What is this Canadian Football you speak of? There were rumours in my youth, other than Fleetwood Mac, that such a creature existed. I have never found it. Go Giants.

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@McCrudeshoes

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Funny as shit boat footage last thread.

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@Hermit and Douche Equis

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While the RNC was what you might expect from Fox News Sunday, a fair and unbiased overview, this DNC is like a combo of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and Toddlers and Tiara’s with a bit of athiesm and anti-semitism thrown in for sweetener.

5:01 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

She’s giving the Quartasian Sideboob of Coitus. I don’t mind.

5:08 pm September, 5 FredN. said...

Hottest sideboob in a long while.

5:12 pm September, 5 FredN. said...

Weird moment:

Googling Champagne Katie will also bring up many Katie Champagne links.

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However, you don’t want those links cuz KC is not CK.

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KC is an artist with no hands. No hands. And if I’m googling pics of CK, I need to see some hands.

5:46 pm September, 5 hermit said...

Rev,

Damn, the anti-semitic tone of that roll call vote was disturbing. The anti-semites actually won.

Pretty sad, but Joe Biden and Al Sharpton will bring some comic relief and perhaps lighten up the atmosphere.

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El Gigantes

5:59 pm September, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Whoa. Well, if we’re talking politics here:

If I registered to vote just so I could cast a write-in vote for Ron Paul, would this make me a douchebag?

Your opinions, please, kind and gentle sirrahs…..

6:25 pm September, 5 Anonymous said...

@FredN, I once met an artist with no hands so I gave him some shoes, then I met an artist with no feet.

7:12 pm September, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

My head is spinning from all this politicking, I’m adhering to a strict beer and tequilla regimen I’ve been poouring down my gullet roughly every 30 minutes. 7 days of night shifts and I’m spent like a $100 bill in a Tijuana whorehouse and it was over labor day. The world has become a strange place of late, Snooki baby was pulled from it’s warm, nourishing womb of 80 proof amniotic fluid where it was adorned in the guilded robes of Affliction by the acolytes of Audigier to be baptized and annointed in the medical waste strewn waters of south Jersey to the great sound of dubstep being trumpeted from four corners of the Earth. The hustlers, pimps and wizards of our age attempt to conjour new means to suck middle class veins dry then crack open our bones and lick out the marrow inside. I hope the seance to contact the spirit of Lenin goes well tonight but I’m doubting it’ll amount to little more than fodder for influence peddlers to buy and sell. The events in Tampa did little as well, but amount to the comedic genius of the hoplessly senile, lest we forget the power of the very old and the very retarded to make us laugh. I will never understand performance art like that. This was all a distraction mind you, while christian terrorists beneath the stage performed their annual ritual to soothe their inflammed prostates and overfed bellies by having the Mohel Limbaugh suck the sacred blood from the icy cock of Ronald Reagan and declare a preemptive victory for Jesus. Either way the pendulum swings it’s curtains, fuck I need to smoke a Jeffrey.

7:33 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo also features a sighting of the Dork Douche Sidekick. A Tonto to this Lone Ranger.

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The bleeth, as evidenced by her yellow teeth, is clearly bulimic.

7:36 pm September, 5 Stephanie said...

Throw the signs with your tongue and hand,you guys who do that,obviously never get laid.

9:27 pm September, 5 The Dude said...

You’re quite correct, Stephanie, unless you count my cat.

9:40 pm September, 5 DarkSock said...

Teats A’Dangle

8:40 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why Ponch, why?

9:29 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

There’s some odd touching of the legs and hands going on in this pic. Licker has his right hand up to his mouth and his left forearm resting on what appears to be Disinterested Dude’s left thigh. DD’s right arm is on Licker’s neck/shoulder/back of head preparing to make Licker follow through. DD’s other arm is crossed on his own left thigh in close proximity to Licker’s left arm. And finally, Sideboob Perfection’s left hand is grasping the Licker’s left arm. Her right arm is unseen, but for the sake of argument, let’s say it is gently massaging her own taco and nobody’s burrito in this picture. What a “relationship.”

12:42 pm September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ UFO

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I believe Ms. Sideboob is helping Licker figure out how to start off the inevitable Dutch Rudder that he will be giving later that night. She’s just trying to be helpful.

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