Friday, October 5, 2012
Friday Haiku
Derek Smalls poses
Backstage with Spinal Tap fans;
Lets them “Smell The Glove”…
Pink nightmare crashes
Whores convention is a hit
Gives the keynote speech.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Foreskin through spandex
Crime against humanity
Bleeth’s don’t seem to care
— DoucheyWallnuts
Pink Monstrosity
In the middle challenges
Warm feelings for Hotts
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Molly Ringworm stars
In epic Hollywood film,
“NOT Pretty In Pink”
— hermit
Mustache rides are free,
he said, but hair care secrets?
That’s gonna cost ya.
— Morbo
These two hotts knew that
working on a Sex Farm would
lead them to Hell Hole.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Doctors Convention
Opens with new mascot, the
Full body prolapse.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I do not see the armadillo in his trousers.
Blech.
Drag queen satanist
Summons pink demon hello
Frisco needs codpiece!
Anne was not the same
Since Male Growth Hormone was put
In “her” MonkeyHole
Doug Henning Magic
Making Hotts appear despite
Dressing like a douche
Dysmorphic gender
Patient escapes looney bin
Hides at porn expo.
Ralphie always knew
that his “pink nightmare” would yield
dividends later.
It’s the bassist for
MöwerHead; His stage name is
Lemmy SuckMister
A Press Pass?
Sodomy mishap
Can’t stop Glenn; Turns his Pink Sock
Into a Pink Frock
Groupies not born yet
when Spinal Tap was film-ed
Think Stonehenge is drug
These girls are so Hott
I have a renoB despite
Creepy dude in tights
Pink nightmare crashes
Whores convention is a hit
Gives the keynote speech.
Marcus is genius;
Picks two naive lesbians;
says “I’m one of you!”
His kiosk is the
One demonstrating latest
Peen tucking technique.
Pic is Shit Sandwich
This douche goes to eleven
They his granddaughters?
The ladies lined up
For a photograph there with
Plinky’s Mom’s big clit.
The gyroscope was
Expelled by his mangina
And ran out screaming!
Mustache rides are free,
he said, but hair care secrets?
That’s gonna cost ya.
His man cameltoe
Is nauseating it rubs
The lotion on skin
Hott has Jebus bling
I’d so nail her on a cross!
Though that’s blasphemous.
Foreskin through spandex
Crime against humanity
Bleeth’s don’t seem to care
Hollywood gathers
Release party for new film,
“NOT Pretty in Pink.
Hollywood gathers
Release party for new film,
“NOT Pretty in Pink”
A ‘Come Hither’ smile
Coming from Hott on our right
Gives me morning wood
Pink Monstrosity
In the middle challenges
Warm feelings for Hotts
Molly Ringworm stars,
In epic Hollywood film,
“NOT Pretty In Pink”
Somewhere there is a
Truckstop glory hole missing
A handlebar mustache!
Hey ladies I’ve got
A little parting gift for
You, hepatitis!
HA HA HA – Molly Ringworm!!!
Excellent Hermit!
This is too heinous
For me my renob has crawled
Into my pelvis!
Between these girls and
Morning Express with Robin
Meade – my day is made
Spandau Ballet fan
Is unclear on the concept
Shows Spandex Ballet
Would Jesus wear Pink
If it meant scoring these Hotts?
Yes indeed, I says
Anyone need a
Babysitter his rates are
The lowest in town.
Douche is channeling
Wayland Flowers and Madam
Hotts channeling cockk
The smell from his ‘stash
Has put the bleeths in a trance
Better than Roofies
Cirque du Soleil Fail
Sneaks in backstage with Press Pass
“I’ll make you Famous!”
That school work’s a bitch,
That is why on Saturday,
Reverend Chad sleeps in.
Two in the pink one
With a massive stink that wears
Pink, my eyes feel shocked!
Douche wears mantyhose,
or brosiery. Don’t Knock it.
I would for those Hotts.
Bean bag in spandex
Looks like small farm animal
Is trying to escape
Douchebag wearing pink
Distracts us from all-time Hotts
And withers renoB
Once there was a clown
Who had sex with a tampon
This is the result
Rachel and Suzy
got that first fluffer job for
their big sister Pat
Rasputin turns gay
Thanks, jerk. Now I can’t kill this
image from my brain
This douche tooth fairy
Got the Boot – for stiffing coins!
Just left pecker tracks.
These two hotts knew that
working on a Sex Farm would
lead them to Hell Hole.
Hotts had no idea
what to do when he told them
to “Lick My Love Pump”.
Outline of a heart
Showing through pink spandex tights
Is really his balls
Hotts say “Gimme Some
Money”for standing here
while you “Break Like the Wind”.
Dickhole persuades hotts
that he ended apartheid.
He’s DesMons Tutu.
He’s a giant dick
Since the gyroscope was put
In his Monkey Hole.
Doctors Convention
Opens with new mascot, the
Full body prolapse.
Seventies music
Party turns strange when Seals
Ask girls ” Where’s Croft.”
Yogic Flyer is
Out of touch with trends. Thinks
He’s a hipsterbsag.
Neil Peart getting his
Funk on with outfit for new
Tour. Girls don’t care.
Frostbitten penis
Tries to warm up with hotts. Head
Turns to bad gangrene.
That’s not pink spandex
But it’s his lover’s colon;
Hard anal gone bad
If I was wearing
That shit between the hotts my
Front would have big handle.;
This guy was so stoned
He stuck his head up Plinky’s
Mom and stole sphincter.
It took thirty years
Of offering “free moustache rides”
Until that happy day.
David Crosby still
Looks great despite new liver
And seeing Ethridge’s poon.
Mitch asks Mickey twins
If they would get a mighty
Wind blowin’ his knub.
I would wear those tights
If it meant a threesome with
With these skanky bleeths
She wanted a kid
That Alanis Morrisette.
She hit out pink turd.
Mr. Wallnuts is out of control!!!!
Guy drank too much
Pepto Bismol. Gonna be
Shitting black for months.
Pink would disappear
After a bath in prep-H.
Hemmoriod polyp.
Puffy between two
hot Persians and we don’t mean
it’s in his pink crotch.
Pink Jesus proves that
Alcohol enemas should
Not contain bath salts.
He only acts this way
Cause he didn’t have time
To breathe Denver air.
Booking Agency
Mix-Up at Adult Expo
Hey, he isn’t “Pink!”
Hippie Pink Tutu,
KSFB, you POOF
JEET TAKES YOUR HAWTIES
These chicks have the clap
He is unaware, for this…
…This is Spinal Tap