Friday, October 5, 2012

Friday Haiku

Derek Smalls poses

Backstage with Spinal Tap fans;

Lets them “Smell The Glove”…

Pink nightmare crashes

Whores convention is a hit

Gives the keynote speech.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Foreskin through spandex

Crime against humanity

Bleeth’s don’t seem to care

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

Pink Monstrosity

In the middle challenges

Warm feelings for Hotts

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Molly Ringworm stars

In epic Hollywood film,

“NOT Pretty In Pink”

— hermit

Mustache rides are free,

he said, but hair care secrets?

That’s gonna cost ya.

— Morbo

These two hotts knew that

working on a Sex Farm would

lead them to Hell Hole.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Doctors Convention

Opens with new mascot, the

Full body prolapse.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:34 am October, 5 FlipFriddle said...

I do not see the armadillo in his trousers.

Blech.

6:36 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Drag queen satanist

Summons pink demon hello

Frisco needs codpiece!

6:38 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

Anne was not the same

Since Male Growth Hormone was put

In “her” MonkeyHole

6:38 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doug Henning Magic

Making Hotts appear despite

Dressing like a douche

6:38 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dysmorphic gender

Patient escapes looney bin

Hides at porn expo.

6:39 am October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ralphie always knew

that his “pink nightmare” would yield

dividends later.

6:39 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

It’s the bassist for

MöwerHead; His stage name is

Lemmy SuckMister

6:39 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

A Press Pass?

6:41 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

Sodomy mishap

Can’t stop Glenn; Turns his Pink Sock

Into a Pink Frock

6:41 am October, 5 Morbo said...

Groupies not born yet

when Spinal Tap was film-ed

Think Stonehenge is drug

6:41 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These girls are so Hott

I have a renoB despite

Creepy dude in tights

6:42 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pink nightmare crashes

Whores convention is a hit

Gives the keynote speech.

6:42 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

Marcus is genius;

Picks two naive lesbians;

says “I’m one of you!”

6:44 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His kiosk is the

One demonstrating latest

Peen tucking technique.

6:44 am October, 5 Morbo said...

Pic is Shit Sandwich

This douche goes to eleven

They his granddaughters?

6:44 am October, 5 DarkSock said...

The ladies lined up

For a photograph there with

Plinky’s Mom’s big clit.

6:47 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The gyroscope was

Expelled by his mangina

And ran out screaming!

6:48 am October, 5 Morbo said...

Mustache rides are free,

he said, but hair care secrets?

That’s gonna cost ya.

6:50 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His man cameltoe

Is nauseating it rubs

The lotion on skin

6:52 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hott has Jebus bling

I’d so nail her on a cross!

Though that’s blasphemous.

6:53 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Foreskin through spandex

Crime against humanity

Bleeth’s don’t seem to care

6:53 am October, 5 hermit said...

Hollywood gathers

Release party for new film,

“NOT Pretty in Pink.

6:53 am October, 5 hermit said...

Hollywood gathers

Release party for new film,

“NOT Pretty in Pink”

6:55 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A ‘Come Hither’ smile

Coming from Hott on our right

Gives me morning wood

6:57 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pink Monstrosity

In the middle challenges

Warm feelings for Hotts

6:57 am October, 5 hermit said...

Molly Ringworm stars,

In epic Hollywood film,

“NOT Pretty In Pink”

6:58 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somewhere there is a

Truckstop glory hole missing

A handlebar mustache!

7:01 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hey ladies I’ve got

A little parting gift for

You, hepatitis!

7:02 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

HA HA HA – Molly Ringworm!!!

Excellent Hermit!

7:03 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is too heinous

For me my renob has crawled

Into my pelvis!

7:05 am October, 5 The Dude said...

Between these girls and

Morning Express with Robin

Meade – my day is made

7:08 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Spandau Ballet fan

Is unclear on the concept

Shows Spandex Ballet

7:08 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Would Jesus wear Pink

If it meant scoring these Hotts?

Yes indeed, I says

7:08 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Anyone need a

Babysitter his rates are

The lowest in town.

7:12 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douche is channeling

Wayland Flowers and Madam

Hotts channeling cockk

7:15 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The smell from his ‘stash

Has put the bleeths in a trance

Better than Roofies

7:19 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cirque du Soleil Fail

Sneaks in backstage with Press Pass

“I’ll make you Famous!”

7:21 am October, 5 hermit said...

That school work’s a bitch,

That is why on Saturday,

Reverend Chad sleeps in.

7:25 am October, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Two in the pink one

With a massive stink that wears

Pink, my eyes feel shocked!

7:29 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche wears mantyhose,

or brosiery. Don’t Knock it.

I would for those Hotts.

7:37 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bean bag in spandex

Looks like small farm animal

Is trying to escape

7:40 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebag wearing pink

Distracts us from all-time Hotts

And withers renoB

7:48 am October, 5 saulgoode42 said...

Once there was a clown

Who had sex with a tampon

This is the result

7:50 am October, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Rachel and Suzy

got that first fluffer job for

their big sister Pat

7:55 am October, 5 Morbo said...

Rasputin turns gay

Thanks, jerk. Now I can’t kill this

image from my brain

8:04 am October, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This douche tooth fairy

Got the Boot – for stiffing coins!

Just left pecker tracks.

8:43 am October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two hotts knew that

working on a Sex Farm would

lead them to Hell Hole.

8:46 am October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts had no idea

what to do when he told them

to “Lick My Love Pump”.

8:48 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Outline of a heart

Showing through pink spandex tights

Is really his balls

8:49 am October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts say “Gimme Some

Money”for standing here

while you “Break Like the Wind”.

8:53 am October, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dickhole persuades hotts

that he ended apartheid.

He’s DesMons Tutu.

9:01 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s a giant dick

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkey Hole.

9:04 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctors Convention

Opens with new mascot, the

Full body prolapse.

9:07 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seventies music

Party turns strange when Seals

Ask girls ” Where’s Croft.”

9:10 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yogic Flyer is

Out of touch with trends. Thinks

He’s a hipsterbsag.

9:11 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Neil Peart getting his

Funk on with outfit for new

Tour. Girls don’t care.

9:15 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Frostbitten penis

Tries to warm up with hotts. Head

Turns to bad gangrene.

9:17 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s not pink spandex

But it’s his lover’s colon;

Hard anal gone bad

9:21 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If I was wearing

That shit between the hotts my

Front would have big handle.;

9:23 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy was so stoned

He stuck his head up Plinky’s

Mom and stole sphincter.

9:26 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It took thirty years

Of offering “free moustache rides”

Until that happy day.

9:29 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Crosby still

Looks great despite new liver

And seeing Ethridge’s poon.

9:32 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mitch asks Mickey twins

If they would get a mighty

Wind blowin’ his knub.

9:39 am October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would wear those tights

If it meant a threesome with

With these skanky bleeths

9:42 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She wanted a kid

That Alanis Morrisette.

She hit out pink turd.

9:43 am October, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Mr. Wallnuts is out of control!!!!

9:44 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Guy drank too much

Pepto Bismol. Gonna be

Shitting black for months.

9:47 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pink would disappear

After a bath in prep-H.

Hemmoriod polyp.

9:55 am October, 5 Desert Douche said...

Puffy between two

hot Persians and we don’t mean

it’s in his pink crotch.

9:57 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pink Jesus proves that

Alcohol enemas should

Not contain bath salts.

9:58 am October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He only acts this way

Cause he didn’t have time

To breathe Denver air.

12:01 pm October, 5 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Booking Agency

Mix-Up at Adult Expo

Hey, he isn’t “Pink!”

2:30 pm October, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hippie Pink Tutu,

KSFB, you POOF

JEET TAKES YOUR HAWTIES

4:32 pm October, 6 Steve said...

These chicks have the clap

He is unaware, for this…

…This is Spinal Tap

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