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10:17 am October, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d like to give thanks to all my Canadian brethren & sistren celebrating today. In specific I’d like to thank all the hott Canadian chicks who like to take their clothes off at some of the best strip bars in the world. I’d like to thank Michel Begeron aka Le Petite Tigre for his comical relief when the Bruins used to smack around his Quebec Nordiques. Last but not least I’d like to thank Lenny The Box for keeping the Right Honorable Rev Chad flush with cheebage cause without a stoned Rev this site would suffer.

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Apropos of nothing if your favorite team isn’t playing at 1 today I suggest you tune in at 1:30PM to watch Barca smack Real Madrid around and to also witness one of the biggest whiner, pretty boy, pussy in sports, Christiano Ronaldo, cry like a bitch when things don’t go his way similar to a certain QB in the NFL.

12:23 pm October, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There also is Cricket on ESPN2, and watching it makes me feel like I felt when Mel Tormè dosed me with Windowpane.

2:06 pm October, 7 Anonymous said...

So, it’s cute that these parents require some sort of video on the computer to convince their child to eat? My grandmother would have said: ‘he’ll eat when he gets hungry enough–quit coddling him.’

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2:19 pm October, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

@et tu

A stop at the Sundowner in the Falls was a tradition after we would make our annual trip across the border to see the Bills get stomped into the turf. As a Bills fan, it was always the sole highlight of many a trip. Plus, you get the bonus of seeing the typical Western New York lout learn the hard way that Canadian beer actually contains alcohol, and get an ass kicking from the bouncers as a result of his stupidity.

5:20 pm October, 7 Heather said...

I have a young, bottle-fed wombat available for adoption sometime after October Twenty-seventh. He’s partiality housebroken and very muscular. Comes with leash and restraining harness. Serious inquiries only.

NOT GOOD WITH SMALL CHILDREN !!!

5:42 pm October, 7 Heather said...

I would give up my fiercely protected virginity and a complete collection of My Little Pony DVD’s for a chance to gently stroke Andrew Luck’s neck beard with the unclothed torso of Malibu Barbie®.

6:32 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I’m grunk and have the whole PG-13 crowd spending the night in my home theatre-man cave dungeon. Drunk as fuck on Captain Morgan’s spiced rum. Thanks for the open bar dad.

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Good peelers in Niagara Falls but the best French chicks escort in Ottawa or Toronto. The best dope the Quebec whored sell is from my back 40 acres. Drunk as fuck. Son.

8:40 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoned as fuck testing out an old hipster pipe with fresh weed and tobacco. Stoned. I am my own meme and have become self-aware like the T-300. Must not kill sleeping humans! If any of you think you need assistance let me know. Super-dooper-pooper- picking-up-and- sccopers. Son.

10:23 pm October, 7 Troy Tempest said...

It seems my email has been hacked. I will have to somehow make a new “Troy Tempest” or somehow mod my Troy Tempest account here to use a new email. Yikes. I am open to suggestions or instructions.

6:35 am October, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Heather,

Wombats make great pets. I would be happy to adopt yours.

10:37 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So yet another culture is raising its children poorly. Big deal. At least now we’ll move up in the world rankings of pudwhackery.