Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Benzino Mocks you with Mongor Like Stare

Chloe’s belly pooch is made more charming by her shy insecurities over her nose. Rachel parties hard, man. She parties hard.

# posted by douchebag1
12:41 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Chloe called; she said “Hotch-Cha-Cha…Dat’s my boy who said dat!”

12:41 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Chloe called; she said “CAW! CAW! CAW!”

1:01 pm October, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Benzino/Zelig/Forrest Gump has apparently been honored by Madame Tussauds House Of Wax.

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Goolos.

1:02 pm October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That nose isn’t so big so that it would prevent her from cobbling an entire knob, especially if she’s upside down. So it’s no problem.

1:02 pm October, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

Nothing so true as what you once let fall,

“Most Women* have no Characters at all.”

Matter too soft a lasting mark to bear,

And best distinguish’d by black, brown, or fair †.

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* And by women, I mean all three of these bleeths.

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† Pope, Alexander. 1743. EPISTLE II. To a Lady.

Of the Characters of WOMEN.

1:04 pm October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Redhead is tickling his chin like it was some under-ball. Dunno if I’m aroused or repulsed.

1:06 pm October, 31 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Lance Armstrong has to turn 7 Tour de France titles over to this deep sheet??

1:21 pm October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a choad , a huge dick beater

Taste in women veers towards anteater

Once stuck his cocc

In a rabid aardvark

Which explains the pus sores on his peter

1:35 pm October, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chloe is rubbing his throat after his first paid scene (he did all the others for free so far) in” Out of this World Glory Holers: The Lexington Steele Hi-Speed edition”. He’s a sensitive little flower you know.

1:36 pm October, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Did he listen to the pointers Rachel gave him? Noooooooooooo.

1:55 pm October, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Chloe’s just playing his trake tube like a harmonica. Right not it’s “She’ll be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain”. Next up is “The Star Spangled Banner”.

2:10 pm October, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chloe is trying to relax his throat so he can swallow the full load he just sucked out of some guy whilst on the dance floor. Oh, and Nixon just called. he wants his nose back.

2:26 pm October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Chloe is well versed in the Vulcan Death Pinch. Help us out and finish the job, girlfriend

2:52 pm October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chloe’s belly pooch is outstanding and dare I say it’s seen it fair share of many a Renob explosion. Classic Buttah Face and i approve.

2:53 pm October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Benzino has come out of nowhere to make a solid run at the yearly, wow is all I can say and by wow I mean what a tool.

5:19 pm October, 31 Guid is Good said...

Benzino has exploded onto the douche scene like a day old Westfield food court curry.

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Henceforth all time shall simply be measured BB and AB.

7:02 pm October, 31 Stephanie said...

Benzino looks like his Taco Bell dinner is running for the border toilet. It first felt like a fart,then it was much worse.

5:58 am November, 1 Evilmoose said...

Chloe….grip harder….much harder. When the last douche breath comes out his mouth…then release. You will be rewarded….as will we all.

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