Saturday, October 6, 2012

Comment of the Week: Sierra

Sierra responds in the comments threads to the various deconstructivist mocks of her Reader Mail self-tag, Sierra Dates a Bouff:

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Hahaha y’all are awesome. The above relationship lasted 2 months. Mainy based on alcohol consumption. No my idea of country music isn’t Taylor Swift 🙂

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Read it slowly, and it is Haiku-esque tone poetry.

# posted by douchebag1
12:38 pm October, 6 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

I hate to come across as cynical, but what happens after you marry the lass and she starts drinking again, or gets drunk on a weekend getaway? Will she ignor you and start hitting on every d-bag within arms reach?

1:37 pm October, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sierra is a retarded twat and thus she must be mocked.

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The last crop of weed has been tested as we wait for the crop to get even bigger before the frost threatens. G_d has been kind to my crops and I think of him this Canadian Thanksgiving. Buds are the size of tall boy cans. The leaves alone are almost pass-out toxic.

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@Et Tu

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How about Eagles beat your Steelers? Odds are almost even. Son. Pennsylvania grudge match.

2:10 pm October, 6 hermit said...

Ironically, my entire life has been based on alcohol consumption and Taylor Swift.

2:13 pm October, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev,

It’s a bet, I believe we are back to even? so same bet $20CDN?

2:15 pm October, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

“relationship lasted 2 months. Mainy based on alcohol consumption”

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That’s what all good relationships should be based on. Right about the 2 month mark the sex starts to get boring, more needless sleepovers and then feelings creep in. Good on you Sierra way to move on.

3:06 pm October, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have found that at least the first 2 months of a relationship is based on cock. So my bet is that Sienna or Sierra or whatever the fuck her name is, is a lousy lay. Lousy lay, I says.

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And a bump to Et Tu’s suggestion regarding the MissBumBum contest.

http://www.missbumbumbrasil.com.br/candidatas/

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I have masterbated my self into a tizzy. A tizzy, I says.

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On a closing note, I plan on being on a Tanqueray Martini bender tonight. So expect ramblings…

4:05 pm October, 6 Scooby Douche said...

Having watched all of the videos, and after careful consideration, my favorite is Isis Gomez……

5:30 pm October, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, PLEEEEZ, “Sierra.” The ‘relationship’ didn’t last 2 months. Jersey guido boffed you until he got tired of it. I know my paisan well.

5:40 pm October, 6 @Et Tu said...

Bet’s on. We’re even. I need a three day weekend with six 19 year old assorted Mulatti. This wife and kids thing really sucks over long periods. But a stoned wife is better than a bitchy wife, until the munchies start racking up.

7:36 pm October, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Whiskey Dick and the scent of Mama Gizzlioni’s pasta sauce on the breath turned her into a creaming cauldren of crotch Camembert until she sobered up.

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Next up, Fontana dude with a lifted truck, spider elbow tatts and a job scrubbing the used cars at Longo Toyota

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The future of this country is dim. Dim, I says. I is drunk on vicodin and Brandy. Why tell you this? Because I have Whiskey Dick and the scent of Mama Gizzlioni’s pasta sauce on the breath… C’mere Sierra

My Idea of country music

7:57 pm October, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After much deliberation I went with 120 proof, 9-year old Knob Creek, which makes me pensive, not verbose, and gives me a boner. The result of which has been role playing “Escaped Convict and Prison Warden’s Wife,” with Mrs. Wallnuts, with an Oregon Chearleader Masterbation session as a chaser.

9:38 pm October, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

2 months is the closest thing to a “long term relationship” either of those dunderheads have probably every had. In Jersey Guido relationship time that’s like 10 years! A new personal best for both!

11:08 pm October, 6 Little Willie said...

A chick that hot can do better than a tattooed, unshaven, four eyed asshole in a baseball cap. Hopefully she’s for real and not packing a sausage but that would explain a lot of things best left to the realm of bad acid trips and hallucinatory nightmares.

6:51 am October, 7 Douchble Helix said...

You guys crack me up!

6:32 am October, 8 Sierra said...

“That’s what all good relationships should be based on. Right about the 2 month mark the sex starts to get boring, more needless sleepovers and then feelings creep in. Good on you Sierra way to move on.”

thank you!

Learned my lesson not to date/bang anymore dbags, especially North of the Mason Dixon line.

Southern douchebags are in a category by themselves.

8:13 am October, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Hi Sierra,

I’ve always wanted to date/bang a girl named after a mountain range.

10:33 am October, 8 She's Psyco said...

Y’all need to know the true back story on Sierra. Take all the way back to good ol NC. She was a joke then, and now self submitting this shows the real side of this insane person. Attention craving pill popping alcoholic.

10:41 am October, 8 Lawrence of Her Labia said...

@ She’s Psyco… Ya we know. This site is all about attention starved whores (male and female). She just chose to let the world know by opening her knob gobbler wider than most. If only she could find he way back to the trailer park…

10:42 am October, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Bonus!

Attention craving pill popping alcoholic.

2:39 am October, 9 Sierra said...

@She’s physcho….you know me all too well dear 🙂 Gotta love some xanax.

7:31 am October, 9 DarkSock said...

I like turtles.

8:00 am October, 9 Sierra said...

Turtles are pretty cool. I always wanted to be a ninja turtle for Halloween.

7:14 pm October, 10 She's Psyco said...

Sweetie you don’t want the entire World Wide Web to know about why your marriage didn’t work out do you? You can’t leave your mouth shut can you? Literally so we hear 😉

4:36 am October, 11 Sierra said...

ouch. pulling out my skeletons huh? i get your point sir. loud & clear. *waves white flag*

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