Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Demetrius Sell You Rolex Good Price, Vomits on Boobies
Demetrius make you special price, bro.
Demetrius always take care of friends.
Demetrius wants to know if you want to come back to his hotel room and sip bubbly, relax, and maybe make sexy time with movie camera? No no, hah hah hah, Demetrius does not mean make sexy time with a movie camera! That would be crazy, bro! Only with camera running. And Demetrius doing his sexy time. You understand now, bro?
I’ve been wearing fake rolex’s bought in NY for as long as I can remember.
Paul Carrack was the best entertainer of the post-Beatles era.
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I am Renobbed by blondes.
Fuck! Tara Reid is doing piss porn now?
This scene is overwrought with filth . Filth, I says
Wow.
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420 Floyd fans
I also have a fake Tag that keeps perfect time for at least 20 years.
Vin liked that link as well. thank you
Skanks
When Demetrius calls the escort service he always orders two blonds cause they make him special price, bro. Fact.
I’d buy these skanks some underpants. I can’t say that about many women.
they do have that certain “I’ll do anything. AN.Y.THING!” look about them.
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They’ll be telling their friends in Oklahoma City what a fun time they had in Miami… until their husbands see the video of it on RedTube.
Watch out for those Chenobyl hookers. You’ll never know the cause of that burning sensation.
Hello officer. How did I get this beryllium rod? It fell off truck. No, really
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How did it get in luggage for flight to Kiev? Demetrius does not know …..
Link ^ For that post
Ah, mother and daughter whores. Wholesome, All-American goodness. Goodness.
Goatse an unacceptable term in words with friends
That guy is a stage four dooooosh, but these chicks are BLEEEEETH. Fuck – dyed blonde skank dimwits. Yikes. They probably suck in bed – dead fish, I betcha.
I also am shamefully Renobbed by blondes.
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My mental ear resounds with the hard slap-fuck that if caught secretly on tape would sound like the secretly stern hard golf-clap following Romney’s now-forgotten “47%” speech to millionaire dollar funnels.
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Political Poondits
I would shamefully be the pipecleaners to their caked and sodden lovebongs.
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SlamPigz
Meanwhile, on Supertangas…
Cheeky Bastards.
Be nice now,this all cost him 3 months salary.
Picture should be called 2 skanky big-assed hotel hoes who shouldn’t pose in bikinis.