Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Demetrius Sell You Rolex Good Price, Vomits on Boobies

Demetrius make you special price, bro.

Demetrius always take care of friends.

Demetrius wants to know if you want to come back to his hotel room and sip bubbly, relax, and maybe make sexy time with movie camera? No no, hah hah hah, Demetrius does not mean make sexy time with a movie camera! That would be crazy, bro! Only with camera running. And Demetrius doing his sexy time. You understand now, bro?

# posted by douchebag1
11:47 am October, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

I’ve been wearing fake rolex’s bought in NY for as long as I can remember.

11:57 am October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paul Carrack was the best entertainer of the post-Beatles era.

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I am Renobbed by blondes.

12:09 pm October, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fuck! Tara Reid is doing piss porn now?

12:11 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

This scene is overwrought with filth . Filth, I says

12:11 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow.

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420 Floyd fans

12:23 pm October, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

I also have a fake Tag that keeps perfect time for at least 20 years.

Vin liked that link as well. thank you

12:24 pm October, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

Skanks

12:27 pm October, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When Demetrius calls the escort service he always orders two blonds cause they make him special price, bro. Fact.

12:39 pm October, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

I’d buy these skanks some underpants. I can’t say that about many women.

1:42 pm October, 9 jonezy said...

they do have that certain “I’ll do anything. AN.Y.THING!” look about them.

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They’ll be telling their friends in Oklahoma City what a fun time they had in Miami… until their husbands see the video of it on RedTube.

2:28 pm October, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Watch out for those Chenobyl hookers. You’ll never know the cause of that burning sensation.

2:54 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Hello officer. How did I get this beryllium rod? It fell off truck. No, really

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How did it get in luggage for flight to Kiev? Demetrius does not know …..

2:57 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Link ^ For that post

5:52 pm October, 9 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Ah, mother and daughter whores. Wholesome, All-American goodness. Goodness.

6:11 pm October, 9 creature said...

Goatse an unacceptable term in words with friends

6:52 pm October, 9 Troy Tempest said...

That guy is a stage four dooooosh, but these chicks are BLEEEEETH. Fuck – dyed blonde skank dimwits. Yikes. They probably suck in bed – dead fish, I betcha.

9:00 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

I also am shamefully Renobbed by blondes.

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My mental ear resounds with the hard slap-fuck that if caught secretly on tape would sound like the secretly stern hard golf-clap following Romney’s now-forgotten “47%” speech to millionaire dollar funnels.

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Political Poondits

9:01 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

I would shamefully be the pipecleaners to their caked and sodden lovebongs.

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SlamPigz

9:02 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, on Supertangas…
poke...son

9:03 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

Cheeky Bastards.

9:10 pm October, 9 Stephanie said...

Be nice now,this all cost him 3 months salary.

1:34 am October, 10 Douche Moore said...

Picture should be called 2 skanky big-assed hotel hoes who shouldn’t pose in bikinis.

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