Friday, October 12, 2012

Friday Haiku

In a subway car

There’s all nationalities;

She is a Pole Lock.

Forget Kung-Fu grip.

This bleeth has Ham-Poo clench.

Frees hands for phone calls.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

 

 

Hey! If Kegels work

for incontinence, ‘Poogels’

work for Hershey squirts??

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

This young lady’s had

So much sex, she now needs to

Keep a place holder

— saulgoode42

“mustn’t look” he thought

spandex butt calls like siren

angina flares up

— Douche Springsteen

Monkey hole event

horizon pulls all objects

inward to be crushed.

— UFO Destroyers

Butt eats subway pole,

chews it with her iron gut,

then craps out thumb tacks.

— Troy Tempest

Sometimes you sniff the

pole, sometimes the pole sniffs you

But don’t lick the pole

— DoucheyWallnuts

You may have my seat

Old gentleman offers it

Thank you. I can’t. Stuck.

— Vin Douchal

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:27 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth takes pole dancing

to an entirely new

level on subway.

6:29 am October, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

“It’s time for Matlock!”

Says Gramps, hiding first cum since

1994

6:29 am October, 12 DarkSock said...

Poor John Oldman stands,

Her ass sparks his old kindling –

Hides turgid weenus

6:30 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Forget Kung-Fu grip.

This bleeth has Ham-Poo clench. Frees

hands for phone calls.

6:32 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“She’s such a slut” cry

two Plain Janes in back. But they

want attention too.

6:33 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“That reminds me.” thinks

Old Guy. “I need to pick up

pears for lunch today.”

6:36 am October, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet next person

that touches that pole will wonder

why it was so warm.

6:43 am October, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Quite a cheeky girl!

When done polishing that pole,

She can start on mine.

7:03 am October, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Edgar shuffles by

Oblivious to pear, looking fly

no testosterone in that guy…

7:23 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A dab or two of

super glue could provide some

much needed laughter.

7:25 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bleeth misses concept

Of dirty old man’s reply:

“Sit on my pole, hun!”

7:27 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doody on the pole

Not just euphemism for

Having anal sex

7:35 am October, 12 saulgoode42 said...

Old man, blue sweater

Why is it so hot in here?

Must file this paper

7:36 am October, 12 saulgoode42 said...

This young lady’s had

So much sex, she now needs to

Keep a place holder

7:38 am October, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

photoshop or not?

reality’s trivial

for a pear like that

7:39 am October, 12 saulgoode42 said...

Her globule cluster’s

Planetary nebula

Gains polarity

7:41 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

First diagnosis

of an Ass-Pole-Grr Syndrome.

I’d play her doctor.

7:43 am October, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

“mustn’t look” he thought

spandex butt calls like siren

angina flares up

7:43 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The Bleeth stood frozen

Since the pole was inserted

Near her Monkey hole.

7:53 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! If Kegels work

for incontinence, ‘Poogels’

work for Hershey squirts??

7:54 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

Two uses of pole

seen here; old guy’s flesh pole is

no good either way.

7:56 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

I see the hot chick,

but Elmer could be douche if

he’d pop his collar.

7:57 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

Took today off work;

gonna need time to get brain

into haiku mode.

7:58 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

Photoshop for sure,

else we’d all know her name by

cheek talents alone.

7:59 am October, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

Pole will end up with

Mandrel bend and a distinct

Porch beef aroma.

8:04 am October, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

Monkey hole event

horizon pulls all objects

inward to be crushed.

8:05 am October, 12 DarkSock said...

Come on, Team – Let’s go

And win one for The Gripper

(In her Monkey Hole)

8:06 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

Miss Subway contest

returns? Head shots optional,

butt talents needed.

8:08 am October, 12 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

This isn’t the bus

to the Sizz’ler says Harry…..

Gets whiff of fish pie.

8:09 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Old dude hides hookers

Pants under jacket. “She said

She’d lick catheter.”

8:10 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Old dude didn’t cum

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:11 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts its ass on

The pole. Or it gets the hose.

Old saggy balls hose.

8:12 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

Girls in Yoga Pants

comes here? Douchebags must all be

shopping at Wal-Mart.

8:13 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gampa hasn’t been

So embarrased since Gamma

Flashed the Worls’s Fair.

8:15 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m too damn drunk for

Haiku today. Gonna go

Trips ball on my weed.

8:20 am October, 12 Troy Tempest said...

Butt eats subway pole,

chews it with her iron gut,

then craps out thumb tacks.

8:22 am October, 12 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Geriatric Douche

Contemplates penal shrinkage

Viagra aint no help.

8:28 am October, 12 ehcuodouche said...

So that’s what the back

Looks like butt* the front, even

Grandpa will not look

(sic)

8:37 am October, 12 Eliza Douchecoo said...

This isn’t even the

Biggest pole that’s been in her

turd cutter today.

8:40 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sometimes you sniff the

pole, sometimes the pole sniffs you

But don’t lick the pole

8:43 am October, 12 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Early voters get

Latina “Taking a Pole”

Harry not impressed.

8:48 am October, 12 Wheezer said...

She will suck the chrome

off a trailer hitch and then

give it a polish.

8:57 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Balloon Ass McGee

Gets analingus from pole

And pole gets herpes

9:05 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Subway car horror

Midget gets crushed by her ass

Holds on for dear life

.

(Look closely)

9:11 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pops pisses himself

Oblivious to her ass

Grim Reaper awaits

9:11 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Childhood memories

Dad’s Buick, Drive-In Movies

Showing on two screens

9:13 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Ass has own zip code

Pays for two seats on the plane

And twice at Sizzler’s

9:17 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Hope that’s not Denver

Kobe takes one look at that

Spends season in jail

9:20 am October, 12 Bag em, Tag em said...

RUMP-elstiltskin Hot

Her Caboose can multi-task

Swipe your credit card

9:20 am October, 12 creature said...

Homer Jones reacts

‘kids & their new fangled ways,

butt grab rails absurd!’

9:21 am October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

You may have my seat

Old gentleman offers it

Thank you. I can’t. Stuck.

9:22 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Big ass is the new

Small ass, meanwhile Pops makes peeps

In his BVDs

9:24 am October, 12 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Back in my day, girls

scrubbed their ass with soap, not pipe

thinks confused Harry.

9:25 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her ass can do more

Than hold on to subway pole

It can chew gum too

9:29 am October, 12 creature said...

strippers on subway

know just one way to grip pole

steady as she blows

10:00 am October, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

*boggle*

*ogle*

*drool*

*slobber*

.

(Yeah, that’s all I got. In the mean time, I’ll be in my bunk.)

10:13 am October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Old guy disliked her.

Like a stick was up her butt.

What IS her problem?

10:18 am October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ass attacks the pole

While grandpa looks for his truss

And his false choppers

11:12 am October, 12 Blind Squirrel said...

Pole groans from ass squeeze

Steel lacks enough tensile strength

Metallurgists weep

4:49 pm October, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The best is from Douche

No one can top angina!!

That made nose blow milk!!

4:50 pm October, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

smoov, secksay buttocks,

like strawberries and whipped cream

my tongue caresses

9:12 pm October, 14 pooface said...

Photoshop photo

Photo photo Photoshopped

Photoshopped photo

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