Friday, October 19, 2012
Friday Haiku
No dates for the Prom?
Don’t worry, Young Trust Fund Kid;
There’s always CraigsList
Young Eddie Munster
Has a shot at a threesome;
I’m very depressed
— DoucheyWallnuts
They were all impressed
with your Halston dress until
Crybaby showed up.
— Douche Wayne
“Which one should I wear?”
asks douche to disappointed
dad. Lone shot rings out.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Young Eddie Munster
Has a shot at a threesome;
I’m very depressed
Buster Poindexter
Jr. shows off clothes for his
Project Runway bid.
Bagging young snapper
Despite looking like a douche
Doesn’t make it right
Might as well face it
You’re addicted to a douche
Robert Palmer said
Is this Hot Girls with
Future Douchebags? Choose wisely!
Closet of Poo calls.
Rent a prom dates
For fifty bucks will suck cocck
Twenty for hand job.
On the phone he sang
Never gonna give you up
Then girls got Rick rolled
Bruno Mars Junior
Has long flowing hair like theirs
Hanging from his balls.
Bruno Mars can’t dance
Since the Pompadour was put
In his MonkeyHole.
Tia Carrere and
Jerry Hall hotts buy coke from
young Benicio.
Hall of hott, post-haste,
for teen age goddes on right.
All the rest is dross.
Buster Poindexter
Has to go to the bathroom
Feeling Not-So-Hot
Elvis wannabe
Is not yet a bloated cow
May not die on can
He is either a
pimp or magician, either
way girls disappear.
Morticia on right
Makes me want to pet her Thing
Might Fester, later?
They were all impressed
with your Halston dress until
Crybaby showed up.
To start his career
Rick Liotta joins cast of
Dancing with Douchebags.
Hopefully monster
behind Door of Perception
is really hungry.
“Which one should I wear?”
asks douche to disappointed
dad. Lone shot rings out.
Douche finally comes
out of closet . No one cares.
Bleeths just want free stuff.
What do you get when
You cross this douche with those bleeths?
Societal loss
Here’s Young Douche Square Head,
Crabby Patty and Squidward
All have Mr Krabs
A young Josh Brolin
Doubles up to hide pain that
Streisand is stepmom
That guy from New Kids
Still scores barely legal hots
Just don’t tell their dads
Bowser dresses up,
but Sha Na Na comeback gives
more grease than Greasers.
Meatloaf, again?!?!
.
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Rockabilly coif
Shiny lapels and T-shirt
Will not bang either
Add the ages of
Goddess on the right and douche
Left chick still older
Dad rented prom “dates”
Let what must be done, be done
Just pay cash up front
First trip to strip club
ends awkwardly when Vinny
shows respect to whores
Asia Carerra
With co-stars, on set, latest
film, “Promethe-Ass”
Degrassi high prom
episode focuses on
polygamous teens.
Butthead hopes he’ll score.
“Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, cleavage!”
Where the hell’s Beavis?
Rev Chad hungover
After last nights RUSH concert
No Friday Haiku
Hillbilly payday
Men’s Wearhouse Black Tux rental
Can’t swing shirt and tie
Little Phil Schmeckstein
Raising the roof at the hall
L.A. Bar Mitzvah
“Hey! Learn the guitar”
Constantly yell at my boy
You’ll always date up
Fall replacement show
Polyamourous dimwits
Yeah, I got nothing
Good ones, Vin!
Young suckle hotties
Gravitate around spoiled brat.
The rich are different.
Prom photos like this one always remind me that if senior prom was the best night of your life then you have no life.
I was serious about HoH for the lovely on the right. Can I get a second? Not the best pic, but that is one beautiful
girl.
Hate open-toed shoes
Really do hate them so much
Flipflops sandals peeks
UGH