Friday, October 19, 2012

Friday Haiku

No dates for the Prom?

Don’t worry, Young Trust Fund Kid;

There’s always CraigsList

Young Eddie Munster

Has a shot at a threesome;

I’m very depressed

— DoucheyWallnuts

They were all impressed

with your Halston dress until

Crybaby showed up.

— Douche Wayne

“Which one should I wear?”

asks douche to disappointed

dad. Lone shot rings out.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:56 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Young Eddie Munster

Has a shot at a threesome;

I’m very depressed

7:03 am October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Buster Poindexter

Jr. shows off clothes for his

Project Runway bid.

7:03 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bagging young snapper

Despite looking like a douche

Doesn’t make it right

7:04 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to a douche

Robert Palmer said

7:06 am October, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is this Hot Girls with

Future Douchebags? Choose wisely!

Closet of Poo calls.

7:11 am October, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rent a prom dates

For fifty bucks will suck cocck

Twenty for hand job.

7:22 am October, 19 ehcuodouche said...

On the phone he sang

Never gonna give you up

Then girls got Rick rolled

7:28 am October, 19 DarkSock said...

Bruno Mars Junior

Has long flowing hair like theirs

Hanging from his balls.

7:29 am October, 19 DarkSock said...

Bruno Mars can’t dance

Since the Pompadour was put

In his MonkeyHole.

7:32 am October, 19 Douche Wayne said...

Tia Carrere and

Jerry Hall hotts buy coke from

young Benicio.

7:34 am October, 19 crazed aborigine said...

Hall of hott, post-haste,

for teen age goddes on right.

All the rest is dross.

7:34 am October, 19 saulgoode42 said...

Buster Poindexter

Has to go to the bathroom

Feeling Not-So-Hot

7:36 am October, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Elvis wannabe

Is not yet a bloated cow

May not die on can

7:51 am October, 19 Douche Wayne said...

He is either a

pimp or magician, either

way girls disappear.

7:55 am October, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Morticia on right

Makes me want to pet her Thing

Might Fester, later?

7:56 am October, 19 Douche Wayne said...

They were all impressed

with your Halston dress until

Crybaby showed up.

8:14 am October, 19 Douche Wayne said...

To start his career

Rick Liotta joins cast of

Dancing with Douchebags.

8:45 am October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hopefully monster

behind Door of Perception

is really hungry.

8:48 am October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Which one should I wear?”

asks douche to disappointed

dad. Lone shot rings out.

8:51 am October, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche finally comes

out of closet . No one cares.

Bleeths just want free stuff.

8:59 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What do you get when

You cross this douche with those bleeths?

Societal loss

9:07 am October, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Here’s Young Douche Square Head,

Crabby Patty and Squidward

All have Mr Krabs

9:28 am October, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A young Josh Brolin

Doubles up to hide pain that

Streisand is stepmom

9:42 am October, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

That guy from New Kids

Still scores barely legal hots

Just don’t tell their dads

9:49 am October, 19 Anonymous said...

Bowser dresses up,

but Sha Na Na comeback gives

more grease than Greasers.

9:50 am October, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Meatloaf, again?!?!

.

http://foodiemcbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/RHPS-Credits-MeatLoafL.png

9:54 am October, 19 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Rockabilly coif

Shiny lapels and T-shirt

Will not bang either

9:58 am October, 19 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Add the ages of

Goddess on the right and douche

Left chick still older

10:15 am October, 19 Morbo said...

Dad rented prom “dates”

Let what must be done, be done

Just pay cash up front

10:16 am October, 19 Morbo said...

First trip to strip club

ends awkwardly when Vinny

shows respect to whores

10:16 am October, 19 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Asia Carerra

With co-stars, on set, latest

film, “Promethe-Ass”

10:26 am October, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Degrassi high prom

episode focuses on

polygamous teens.

10:55 am October, 19 hermit said...

Butthead hopes he’ll score.

“Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, cleavage!”

Where the hell’s Beavis?

11:01 am October, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad hungover

After last nights RUSH concert

No Friday Haiku

11:09 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Hillbilly payday

Men’s Wearhouse Black Tux rental

Can’t swing shirt and tie

11:15 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Little Phil Schmeckstein

Raising the roof at the hall

L.A. Bar Mitzvah

11:17 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

“Hey! Learn the guitar”

Constantly yell at my boy

You’ll always date up

11:20 am October, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Fall replacement show

Polyamourous dimwits

Yeah, I got nothing

11:22 am October, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Good ones, Vin!

12:12 pm October, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Young suckle hotties

Gravitate around spoiled brat.

The rich are different.

6:10 am October, 20 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

Prom photos like this one always remind me that if senior prom was the best night of your life then you have no life.

11:17 am October, 22 crazed aborigine said...

I was serious about HoH for the lovely on the right. Can I get a second? Not the best pic, but that is one beautiful

girl.

1:40 pm October, 22 alexandreedumbass said...

Hate open-toed shoes

Really do hate them so much

Flipflops sandals peeks

UGH

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