Friday, October 12, 2012

Friday Thoughts and Links

Mongor.

Still out there.

Still with glass head.

I’ve always had a thing for the sexy Chiquita mama hoochey areeba areeba hotts. I think it all began when I was a kid and I saw Bugs eat Carmen’s banana.

Wait. That didn’t sound right.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Amazing Documentary Pick of the Week: “If there was ever a hell on earth, it’s Dallas County.”

In the 80s, we found this sort of thing funny. Very strange. Bobcat’s charm is one thing that didn’t make the leap in the DeLorean.

Star Wars. Opening day. San Francisco. Hippies.

Twinkies lives! The DB1 may make it to 40 after all.

Mad Magazine explains why the war can never end.

File under “classy:” Restaurant urinals shaped like women’s mouths.

Details magazine asks are you raising a Douchebag? Still to be answered: Is Details writing derivative comedy columns?

Mecha Hineyho joins that douchey place in the sky.

You mirin? Own the swag.

iShredded. No really. It’s an app.

But you are not here for iShredded apps. You are here for pear:

MeatyLockerPear

Like four cuts of prime slobble chompy chew.

# posted by douchebag1
12:24 pm October, 12 FredN. said...

Hated Bobcat back then, but love him now. Check out his work as a director. Seriously.

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Also, wifey is leaving for errands shortly. LockerRoomPear has me pushing her out the door.

12:42 pm October, 12 Wheezer said...

Details magazine asks are you raising a Douchebag?

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Zyzz’ parents did.

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Great news on the Twinkies, Boss! Perhaps the economy is recovering after all.

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Mmmmmm, Pear…..

1:41 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

I must watch waaaayyyy too much porn. Them pears don’t even get a rise outta me

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On a related note Bobcat used to fuck the living shit outta Nikki Cox . How do I know this? Have you seen her lately? Her face looks like the sofa left out for trash pick up at the sidewalk. The living shit, I says

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I like that Zyzz shirt but only if “Austin Kincaid was wearing it

1:43 pm October, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Austin Kincaid , I says

1:46 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I usually like FTAL but they were particularly disturbing and at the same time revolting. As a result I am having supper at a riverside joint and getting my entire extended family, even a third cousin from the Britain full and drunk. I will then drown them one by one before I tie a cinder block around my neck and dive into the cold, grey water.

1:51 pm October, 12 Douchble Helix said...

The dead guy has a pic of the Chief’s future ex on his page.

2:31 pm October, 12 creature said...

I used to work a show with Nikki Cox back when she was hooked up with Bobcat…Nikki would show up to rehearsals in lingerie outfits….I used to go home & beat one of my appendages into a bloody pulp

2:58 pm October, 12 DarkSock said...

I’d like to tenderize them Rump Roasts.

3:50 pm October, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I agree with Vin regarding pear.

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And for all a you who thought I made stories up….

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http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/politics/2012/10/12/robert-kennedy-documents-show-150000-mafia-plan-to-kill-fidel-castro/

6:17 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We just cut 23 plants from the last crop in the cover cover of darkness in my yard. Thank you huge oak tree! And I didn’t kill my extended family for FTAL reasons cause there is a killing frost coming and pops wanted to leave early. Man am I stoned. And @ET TU. Giants by 7 points over San Fran. Anybody want weed samples?

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Paul Ryan rules even with his beady little eyes. For example:

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6:56 pm October, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

I’ll take Niners W/7 and yes I want samples.

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I’d like to glaze those Rump Roasts with my special Horseradish sauce.

8:15 pm October, 12 Sir Douche said...

A couple of your links suck. Not EVERYONE does Facebook.

8:30 pm October, 12 Rev Chad Superstoned And Mrs. is addicted to my weed. said...

This is not the escort you are looking for.

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http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/66026156/IMG-20110718-00061.jpg

8:17 am October, 13 ehcuodouche said...

Dude has a twitter page.

https://twitter.com/RG2THAWORLD

He’s a comedian too: I hate it when cashiers ask, “Is that everything?” Uhm, No, I want all this invisible shit, lol.

9:26 am October, 13 Wheezer said...

That Jacko shirt is the only shirt he wears. He must go through hundreds of dollars a month in Axe to cover up the other stench.

9:34 am October, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mongor is a mess and Frank is rolling over in his grave.

http://www.rg2thaworld.com/bio.shtml

12:01 pm October, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Now there’s a guy who has a beatin’ comin’ his way.

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