Friday, October 26, 2012
FRIGHTDAY HAIKU
TMI, Kojak:
“The carpet matches the drapes.”
And there goes my lunch.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Is he a douchebag?
Or just a chest-shave gay-bag?
His loafers seem light.
Two out of the three
Carry a Y-Chromosome
Care to cabana?
Please don’t tell me that
Left Hot is powered by Pus??
Am I reaching here?
Genetic-Bot ‘Bag
Grown in a petri dish by
DuPont scientists.
Hurricane Sandy
Please sweep these three out to sea
Do us that favor
His GSR looks
Like a horseshoe crab, what freaks
Has Baron unleased?
“Powered by Fuse,” eh?
Well, can someone light a match
and blow up Vegas?
His calves have shrunken
Since the gyroscope was pit
In their Monkey Holes.
I pray one sit up
Stomach collapses into
Singularity
Captain Dickard, your
Stomach has been attacked by
An alien lifeform.
Pink for breast cancer
awareness…..hmmmmm, I prefer
touch over ribbons.
Lance Armstrong’s left nut
Now co-owns Vegas night club
with Situation.
Poolside horror show
And by poolside horror show
I mean I’d bang bleeths
Tourist at Phuket
Poses with Thai Ladyboys
Fifty-five dolla.
Behind “pinkini,”
John Mulletman tries to hide
and cop view of pear.
“Powered by Fuse,” eh?
Seems to me a tire pump was
used; saved her thousands.
I suspect he has
Attempted to self-fellate
More than once… this week!
One last pic before
Mothra and Godzilla tear
The shit up at beach.
Baron Von Goolo
running the show this week has
been spectacular.
Of course, I’d have no
problem tugging her pink knot;
hope she’s not “tucking.”
He didn’t finish
His degree cause he was too
Busy sucking his balls.
Butterface in pink
Wants to prove low body fat
Can stop spread of Herp
Menu at club lists
“Ab lobster with crabs”. Sadly
bleeths don’t read English.
I suspect he puts
SPF 45 on his
Taint and mud whistle
Christmas in Vegas.
Threesome gives each other gift
That won’t go away.
If ‘bags love the huge
frames, can’t they find some that can
cover GSR?
In the afterlife
I may visit this beach club.
If I go to hell.
Brings new meaning to
the phrase “One in the pink and
two in the stink.” Son.
Baldy McStrawNeck
Should work on building leg size
Spend less time shaving
After Godzilla
enema, Bob shows off
gyroscope twins.
^ Two in the pink and one in the stink would equally apply.
Gay dude likes clean ass.
Any ass. Lubes his fuck gear
With Olestra spray.
Didn’t make coffee
strong enough this morning. Last
line contains just four?
Doc Bunsen, just add
‘the’ to your last line, and you’re
in good shape, broheim.
Being the rectal
thermometer for Don King
makes for a hard life.
A moving tribute
To Zyzz. Next stop the sauna.
Fuck I hated Zyzz.
Theory: douchebags grease
up to ward off spirochetes
found in Vegas pools…..?
WynnSocialDotCom
Douchebags and bleeths on parade
Let’s go to Vegas….
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http://www.wynnsocial.com/be-social/photos
It puts the muscle
On it’s calves or it gets
The hose. The felch hose.
Vegas pool turds stop
For a pose, then it’s back to
Redbull tranny felch!
If you stare at his
Abs for long enough you can
See Jesus in sheen.
For his final act
He shoots a can of redbull
From limber anus
Final three of the
World fluffer championship
Pose before battle
Behind Fuse tits, Dice
Clay Junior tries Dad’s old lines;
he’s now “‘Tard Fairlane.”
Hotts must be nurses;
proximity to poo hints
at great tolerance.
His hairless beanbag
Is nestled in his pink trunks
The one on the right
Suck in and tuck in
Is mantra of the trannies.
Displayed here. Look close
“Let’s split a six pack”
“Sounds good to me”, said Marta,
“I will get my axe”
Too much Prep H here?
He’s a hemorrhoid, and should
use it all over.
Days spent in the gymn
One of the forty-seven
Per cent jobless choads
Greased up choad wank needs
Leggy paid to pose ethnics
To compare fashion.
Tiny shriveled peen
Easy on lady-boy butt
Big hit in Phuket
I view this horror
Images of match-stick legs
Cannot be erased
Taiwanese herp strain
Turns the intestines into
Gross Prep H bundt cake
Miami buttwipe
Has two percent body fat
And ‘roid-shriveled nads
God-fucking-damn-it
V.D. at 9:25
That’s some funny shit
Pool boy laments, stews
Spends late nights skimming up grease
Still, perfect pH
Maria on left
Looks good now but in 10 years
Will have massive gunt
Vegas hotels need
Special dry-cleaning methods
To kill Syphillis
Luis’s father
Sacrificed for his children
Now hangs head in shame
“Who loves ya, baby?”
‘Bag asks. “Me love you long time,”
she said, as pimp lurks.
Pink bikini lost
sunglasses contest; Pink shorts
lost shame long ago
Felch Hose FTW…
The maintenance man
Saw these three and added more
Chlorine to the pool
Shaved head, ladyboys
Can there be any doubt that
Zzyz faked his own death?
Prop 37
If it passes then these three
Will need labeling
Prometheus film
Ab-o-morph too scary, left
On cutting-room floor
Luis’s anus
Bears passing resemblance to
The mouth of a carp
Pink Cabana Boy
Mackin’ on Latina hotts
Vanessa Del Rio
Pink Federica read
about starving Ethiopians, and
decided to be one.
There once was a turdpolisher
who strove to be the best
This is his masterpiece
Pink bikini – slurpslobber bod, 5 bagger face.
Fuse chick – slightly chunky, but eminently doable.
Pink shorts – rejected at Twink brothel in San Quentin for being too effeminate. You just KNOW that his sphincter looks like the Lincoln Tunnel……
Oh CRAP! It’s a Haiku thredd. Sorry, guys.
Lemme give it a go:
Pink bikini – SLURP!
Pink shorts – mile wide bunghole
Let’s fuse, Latina….
Is there a mistake?
It is now six twenty-five!!………………………. (EST)
Where are the Winners ???
Let’s give the Baron
A free pass — winners? Who cares!
It was a great week
Girls are so yummy
Douchebags are so goddamn gross
Where did we go wrong?
I don’t know how to post the “winners.”
Baron Von Goolo sitting in for DB1 has been a bit like Rodney Dangerfield sitting in for Johnny Carson.
WELL DONE, BARON.
The photographer should take his/her time, fumble, pause, “let’s do another”, and generally drag it out and then you’ll see how long he can clench his gut muscles and sphincter before he has to relax his grip and lose his carefully manscaped muscle definition for a moment. They *hate* it when that happens. 🙂
@ Baron 3:54 am –
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It’s a MAJOR pain in the arse. That’s why DB1 gifted it to me!
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Sorry I missed BvG week while it happened…dammit dammit dammit