Friday, October 26, 2012

FRIGHTDAY HAIKU

TMI, Kojak:

“The carpet matches the drapes.”

And there goes my lunch.

# posted by Steve L.
8:03 am October, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is he a douchebag?

Or just a chest-shave gay-bag?

His loafers seem light.

8:08 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Two out of the three

Carry a Y-Chromosome

Care to cabana?

8:08 am October, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Please don’t tell me that

Left Hot is powered by Pus??

Am I reaching here?

8:08 am October, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Genetic-Bot ‘Bag

Grown in a petri dish by

DuPont scientists.

8:08 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hurricane Sandy

Please sweep these three out to sea

Do us that favor

8:12 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His GSR looks

Like a horseshoe crab, what freaks

Has Baron unleased?

8:13 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

“Powered by Fuse,” eh?

Well, can someone light a match

and blow up Vegas?

8:15 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His calves have shrunken

Since the gyroscope was pit

In their Monkey Holes.

8:16 am October, 26 ehcuodouche said...

I pray one sit up

Stomach collapses into

Singularity

8:16 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Captain Dickard, your

Stomach has been attacked by

An alien lifeform.

8:16 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Pink for breast cancer

awareness…..hmmmmm, I prefer

touch over ribbons.

8:17 am October, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Lance Armstrong’s left nut

Now co-owns Vegas night club

with Situation.

8:17 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poolside horror show

And by poolside horror show

I mean I’d bang bleeths

8:18 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tourist at Phuket

Poses with Thai Ladyboys

Fifty-five dolla.

8:19 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Behind “pinkini,”

John Mulletman tries to hide

and cop view of pear.

8:20 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

“Powered by Fuse,” eh?

Seems to me a tire pump was

used; saved her thousands.

8:20 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I suspect he has

Attempted to self-fellate

More than once… this week!

8:21 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One last pic before

Mothra and Godzilla tear

The shit up at beach.

8:22 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Baron Von Goolo

running the show this week has

been spectacular.

8:24 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Of course, I’d have no

problem tugging her pink knot;

hope she’s not “tucking.”

8:25 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He didn’t finish

His degree cause he was too

Busy sucking his balls.

8:25 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Butterface in pink

Wants to prove low body fat

Can stop spread of Herp

8:27 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Menu at club lists

“Ab lobster with crabs”. Sadly

bleeths don’t read English.

8:27 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I suspect he puts

SPF 45 on his

Taint and mud whistle

8:27 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Christmas in Vegas.

Threesome gives each other gift

That won’t go away.

8:27 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

If ‘bags love the huge

frames, can’t they find some that can

cover GSR?

8:28 am October, 26 FoghornLeghorn said...

In the afterlife

I may visit this beach club.

If I go to hell.

8:29 am October, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Brings new meaning to

the phrase “One in the pink and

two in the stink.” Son.

8:30 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Baldy McStrawNeck

Should work on building leg size

Spend less time shaving

8:30 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After Godzilla

enema, Bob shows off

gyroscope twins.

8:30 am October, 26 Douche Wayne said...

^ Two in the pink and one in the stink would equally apply.

8:31 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gay dude likes clean ass.

Any ass. Lubes his fuck gear

With Olestra spray.

8:32 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Didn’t make coffee

strong enough this morning. Last

line contains just four?

8:33 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Doc Bunsen, just add

‘the’ to your last line, and you’re

in good shape, broheim.

8:34 am October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Being the rectal

thermometer for Don King

makes for a hard life.

8:34 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A moving tribute

To Zyzz. Next stop the sauna.

Fuck I hated Zyzz.

8:35 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Theory: douchebags grease

up to ward off spirochetes

found in Vegas pools…..?

8:35 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

WynnSocialDotCom

Douchebags and bleeths on parade

Let’s go to Vegas….

.

http://www.wynnsocial.com/be-social/photos

8:36 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the muscle

On it’s calves or it gets

The hose. The felch hose.

8:38 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Vegas pool turds stop

For a pose, then it’s back to

Redbull tranny felch!

8:39 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you stare at his

Abs for long enough you can

See Jesus in sheen.

8:43 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

For his final act

He shoots a can of redbull

From limber anus

8:48 am October, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Final three of the

World fluffer championship

Pose before battle

8:49 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Behind Fuse tits, Dice

Clay Junior tries Dad’s old lines;

he’s now “‘Tard Fairlane.”

8:55 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Hotts must be nurses;

proximity to poo hints

at great tolerance.

8:56 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His hairless beanbag

Is nestled in his pink trunks

The one on the right

8:59 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Suck in and tuck in

Is mantra of the trannies.

Displayed here. Look close

9:03 am October, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

“Let’s split a six pack”

“Sounds good to me”, said Marta,

“I will get my axe”

9:06 am October, 26 Wheezer said...

Too much Prep H here?

He’s a hemorrhoid, and should

use it all over.

9:20 am October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Days spent in the gymn

One of the forty-seven

Per cent jobless choads

9:21 am October, 26 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

Greased up choad wank needs

Leggy paid to pose ethnics

To compare fashion.

9:22 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Tiny shriveled peen

Easy on lady-boy butt

Big hit in Phuket

9:24 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

I view this horror

Images of match-stick legs

Cannot be erased

9:25 am October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Taiwanese herp strain

Turns the intestines into

Gross Prep H bundt cake

9:27 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Miami buttwipe

Has two percent body fat

And ‘roid-shriveled nads

9:28 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

God-fucking-damn-it

V.D. at 9:25

That’s some funny shit

9:28 am October, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Pool boy laments, stews

Spends late nights skimming up grease

Still, perfect pH

9:29 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Maria on left

Looks good now but in 10 years

Will have massive gunt

9:36 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Vegas hotels need

Special dry-cleaning methods

To kill Syphillis

9:37 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Luis’s father

Sacrificed for his children

Now hangs head in shame

10:29 am October, 26 Morbo said...

“Who loves ya, baby?”

‘Bag asks. “Me love you long time,”

she said, as pimp lurks.

10:33 am October, 26 Morbo said...

Pink bikini lost

sunglasses contest; Pink shorts

lost shame long ago

10:48 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Felch Hose FTW…

10:54 am October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The maintenance man

Saw these three and added more

Chlorine to the pool

11:13 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Shaved head, ladyboys

Can there be any doubt that

Zzyz faked his own death?

11:16 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Prop 37

If it passes then these three

Will need labeling

11:19 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Prometheus film

Ab-o-morph too scary, left

On cutting-room floor

11:22 am October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Luis’s anus

Bears passing resemblance to

The mouth of a carp

11:30 am October, 26 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Pink Cabana Boy

Mackin’ on Latina hotts

Vanessa Del Rio

11:50 am October, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Pink Federica read

about starving Ethiopians, and

decided to be one.

12:18 pm October, 26 icame isaw idouched said...

There once was a turdpolisher

who strove to be the best

This is his masterpiece

3:06 pm October, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Pink bikini – slurpslobber bod, 5 bagger face.

Fuse chick – slightly chunky, but eminently doable.

Pink shorts – rejected at Twink brothel in San Quentin for being too effeminate. You just KNOW that his sphincter looks like the Lincoln Tunnel……

3:10 pm October, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh CRAP! It’s a Haiku thredd. Sorry, guys.

Lemme give it a go:

Pink bikini – SLURP!

Pink shorts – mile wide bunghole

Let’s fuse, Latina….

3:45 pm October, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is there a mistake?

It is now six twenty-five!!………………………. (EST)

Where are the Winners ???

3:51 pm October, 26 Ich verstehe Sie ist heiß said...

Let’s give the Baron

A free pass — winners? Who cares!

It was a great week

7:08 pm October, 26 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Girls are so yummy

Douchebags are so goddamn gross

Where did we go wrong?

3:54 am October, 27 Baron Von Goolo said...

I don’t know how to post the “winners.”

10:50 am October, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Baron Von Goolo sitting in for DB1 has been a bit like Rodney Dangerfield sitting in for Johnny Carson.

WELL DONE, BARON.

7:05 pm October, 28 Jeff said...

The photographer should take his/her time, fumble, pause, “let’s do another”, and generally drag it out and then you’ll see how long he can clench his gut muscles and sphincter before he has to relax his grip and lose his carefully manscaped muscle definition for a moment. They *hate* it when that happens. 🙂

9:58 pm October, 29 DarkSock said...

@ Baron 3:54 am –

.

It’s a MAJOR pain in the arse. That’s why DB1 gifted it to me!

.

Sorry I missed BvG week while it happened…dammit dammit dammit

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