Wednesday, October 3, 2012

His Name is Huang But Call Him Joe Gets Lucky

Good for you, My-Name-is-Huang-But-Call-Me-Joe. Even the ironic Herpster glasses are not enough to tag you a stage-1 ‘bagger.

For he has scored the rare and elusive Mayan-Eye-of-Coitus dreamgirl, My-Name-is-Roxanna-But-Won’t-Talk-To-You-Anyway-So-Don’t-Worry-About-It.

Assface Rich Kid New York Prep School Danny? Douche. Obvious douche. Mockworthy douche.

# posted by douchebag1
12:08 pm October, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I really don’t understand anything I just read.

12:14 pm October, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

I wish I had the time (or inclination) to turn prep-school Danny into the douche version of a Tourist Guy internet meme.

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No time for love prep-school Danny.

12:19 pm October, 3 Mayor McDouche said...

Well if it isn’t Salma Hayek’s sister Thelma. She tried to get into movies like big sis, but instead ended up in porn. You might remember her in such flicks as “From Dusk Til Dawn: The All Night Gang Bang” Ah, good times!

12:22 pm October, 3 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t understand what DoucheyWallnuts doesn’t understand after I read that he didn’t understand anything he just read

12:28 pm October, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

In this alternate universe, Kiera Knightly bleeth and young, blind Stephen Tyler adopted Brenda Song but for reasons no one understands, decided to raise her as a man. Also, people ride polar bears to work while wearing ass-less chaps.

12:28 pm October, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think she’s what’s referred to as “pay to play” or “she needs help paying her rent” on craigslist personals. Have fun Huang, er I mean Joe.

12:40 pm October, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

In a completely unrelated alternate universe, Internet Billionaire Jet Li pays flamboyantly gay-for-pay John Cougar Mellencamp to blow Transgender Cindy Crawford. Gay-for-pay Mellencap daintily daps Cindy’s pre-cum from the corner of his mouth in the afterglow.

1:29 pm October, 3 DarkSock said...

He looks like the Japanese Emperor, which is all the excuse I need to trot out my treasured collection of olestra/world war 2 haikus:

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Seig Heil Olestra

Anal leaks uber alles

Heil der Farterland

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Hitler in brown shorts

Hirohito Frito spurts

Olestra Axis

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Aryan junk food

Stains will last a thousand years

Wagner butt thunder

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Explosions at dawn

Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys

Olean sneak attack

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Paratroops revealed

Olestra drips over France

Invasion repelled

1:40 pm October, 3 Vin Douchal said...

We’ve seen Huang before

1:48 pm October, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Dark Sock has way more olestra haikus than that.

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That is one smoking hot young Cindy Crawford hooker. It is ironic that tards like this can afford a $1000 slut that takes it in the pooper and likes to provide a good sound “pegging” to her herpster clients in return.

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Regarding headphones. Gay. Back in the seventies they were cool. Only reason to wear those fuckers now is to cancel out the echo in the drum room.

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I am preparing to do a great disservice to herpster culture for Halloweener pic.

1:51 pm October, 3 The Dude said...

Wagner butt thunder wins everything, ever.

2:15 pm October, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Dark Sock: Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys ??? wtf. Your talents are endless.

2:30 pm October, 3 Douche Moore said...

“Dreamgirl”? More like anexoric, meth and bath salts addicted nightmare.

2:49 pm October, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

^^

Yeah, Douche, I’m guessin’ she’s pretty far away from bein’ a meth girl.

And I’d just like to go on record and say I would be honored to give her my seed if I could figure out a way to be in the same room with her and not spill it on the floor or sheets first!

9:17 pm October, 3 Stephanie said...

Two Balls Hung Low.

6:16 am October, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

Meth Girl is hot.

6:20 am October, 6 dabydoff said...

I think the girl’s name is georgina wlison from the philippines..

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