Tuesday, October 2, 2012

In Denmark, They Take the Bus

Epic Bus.

# posted by douchebag1
7:23 am October, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Take the Bus is great in a socialist country like Denmark, but the reality is that women who take the bus are fat with zits on their ass and smell like McDonalds. Men who take the bus are usually traveling with a duffel bag filled with dismembered body parts and bus drivers are all convicted drunk drivers working under aliases. Fuck the bus.

7:37 am October, 2 Troy Tempest said...

The only appropriate response: Bus Plunge.

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Don’t brake for animals tonight

Got to keep the passengers safe

No help can be found in this part of the world

Don’t brake for animals tonight

Don’t let the night slow you down

Got to get the passengers home

The road is empty, your lights are bright

Don’t let the night slow you down

B-b-bus plunge (One more cup of coffee and I’ll be alright)

The driver says bus plunge (pop a bennie, another bennie)

The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge

Stay to the right of the line

Don’t get the passengers scared

The curves in the road are not really there

Stay to the right of the line

B-b-bus plunge (One more cup of coffee and I’ll be alright)

The driver says bus plunge (pop a bennie, another bennie)

The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge

Don’t brake for animals tonight

(Never mind the creatures in the road ahead)

The driver says don’t brake for animals tonight

(Run the stoplight, run the stoplight)

The driver says don’t brake for animals tonight

(Don’t think about the lady in the Chevy turning left)

The driver says don’t brake for animals tonight

(Almost home, you’re almost home)

The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge

7:41 am October, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In a socialist country like Denmark taking the bus might be your only option but here women who take the bus are fat have zits on their ass and smell like McDonalds, the men are serial killers who travel with duffle bags filled with dismembered body parts and bus drivers are all convicted drunk drivers working under aliases. Fuck the bus.

7:54 am October, 2 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

When I was touring Europe for the “Einzelhaft” album, I didn’t want to fucking leave Denmark. I told my manager forget Germany let’s just cancel the tour and open a permanent show here in Copenhagen. Those chicks were so nasty you wouldn’t believe it, man. They made French chicks look like nuns. One time this whore in Aarhus stuck a goddamned bottle of Carlsberg beer up my Arschloch while she was blowing me. Apparently in Denmark they call that a “two-for-one.”

True story. Sometimes I miss the music business.

8:12 am October, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ich verstehe sie ist heiß is right you, Danish chicks love to get down. I speak from experience as I spent some time there in the early 90’s and oh what times they were. Scandinavian chicks FTW!!!

8:15 am October, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

I could only imagine what their version of Bangbus would be like.

8:29 am October, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Taking the bus might be groovy in a socialist scene like Denmark, but here the women who take the bus are all fat with zits on their ass and smell like McDonalds, the men are all serial killers who travel with duffle bags filled with dismembered body parts and the bus drivers are all convicted drunk drivers who work under aliases. And teenager who takes the bus is a cross-country run-away who is heading to either coast to be an actress but instead will wind up as a hooker. Fuc the bus.

8:59 am October, 2 Vin Douchal said...

The only way that bus could be any better is if gas masks dropped out of the ceiling with some local hashish samples. And WiFi…..

9:03 am October, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Do you have any idea what kind of people ride buses?

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Eeewww.

9:05 am October, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Oh, I see DW already answered my question.

9:14 am October, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Fuccen Allman Brothers featuring Derek Trucks w/ Fuccen Clapton:

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Layla

9:18 am October, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Never, ever sit down on public transportation. Never. If you saw the type of proto-humans who last sat in that seat, you would probably never sit, or sleep, again.

10:05 am October, 2 The Dude said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Danish chicks.

10:48 am October, 2 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

Funny how you can always tell the Americans in the comments section.

11:15 am October, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Yes, but you can’t tell them much!!!

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Thankyouverymuch! Be sure to tip your servers!

11:29 am October, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Yes and we Americans may be the only ones to laugh at this:

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Three Stooges Farting

6:44 pm October, 2 DarkSock said...

In a socialist country like Denmark taking the bus might be your only option but here women who take the bus are fat have zits on their ass and smell like McDonalds, the men are serial killers who travel with duffle bags filled with dismembered body parts and bus drivers are all convicted drunk drivers working under aliases. Fuck the bus.

9:55 am October, 3 DarkSock said...

Das Bus

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