Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Jodie Lets Mr. Neckfunguous Buy Her a Beer, Wears his Mandana

Jodie, the sweet giggle bobble who sat next to you in Chem 2 junior year, is now out of school and working as a temp in Milwaukee.

Sadly, she now hangs out at the “Roadhouse Inn” to earn her street cred bonafides. And tries desperately to forget the suburban malaise of her high school years and her three year relationship with Scott, and before that Kevin.

So she lets Mr. Neckfunguous buy her a beer. And dons his mandana with giggley aplomb.

The Bleething has begun. But you can only watch from afar, reduced to a Facebook voyeur/quasi-stalker. And you can only hope she’ll pull out of the nose dive before neckfunguous progresses to crotchfunguii.

# posted by douchebag1
1:29 pm October, 17 Bruinflak said...

I call rockstar leniency on Mr. Neckfunguous. That’s Jay Adams, one of the greatest and most influential skateboarders of time.

1:34 pm October, 17 Colossus of Choads said...

Yeah that is Jay Adams

1:35 pm October, 17 Colossus of Choads said...

I mean the guy was a rock star at 13 and has never really recovered, so if anyone deserves the RSLR…

1:36 pm October, 17 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

100% Shitburger? I agree.

And anybody over the age of 21 that skateboards is AutoDouche.

1:37 pm October, 17 Tokyo Sexwhale said...

Skateboarders get an RSLR???? What’s next mall cops? Get fuckin’ real.

1:50 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gotta agree CND and Tokyo. Does that mean Honey Boo Boo gets one next year?

1:52 pm October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Oooh! Valid generational debate!

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Douche.

2:03 pm October, 17 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Crotchfungooooo! eek!

2:17 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think Mr. Neckfunguous listens to the classics:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui1tUS6Ho-c&feature=related

2:27 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Since I’m spinning the hits today, here’s a shout out to our own Rev Chad. May you enjoy this little princess in any way you see fit:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqYkBFSva4&feature=relmfu

3:05 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

So you’re telling me all the kids at my neighborhood skate park are doing meth? And will soon get neck tatts? I’m moving back to Compton, people are normal there

5:45 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You fucking young guys. Jay Adams got tattoos in jail. He was a troubled young man and chronic druggie who went to drugs after he witnessed the douchbaggery of the first wave of awesome pool boarders and saw his friends sell out. He was repulsed by the commericalism at the time. His mother was Kim Basinger and she was a drunken slut.

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Jay was at one time the most influencial skateboarder in the world but not prepared to go Hollywood like Alva and Peralta. So if skateboarders are douchebags, He was the anti-skaterbag. He went skinhead and shit and charged with attempted murder. He is skating and working again and is worth a million bucks even though he was on the skids for 20 years. Nottadouche. And if skaters over 21 are bags then I’m guilty.

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@Dr. Bunsen

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Meytal Cohen is a rocking chick drummer. She has the bare bones set of drums required to play YYZ well. She is also a hot Jew babe. She plays with her floor tom’s top skin very loose. And by very loose I mean I’d stick my John Bonham in her sweet big mouth and squirt all over her naughty, naughty, big nose.

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Kosher Sons

6:14 pm October, 17 The Dude (remote loc) said...

HoneyDouche: that’s a great little drummer chick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJMEnIYRQXE&feature=relmfu

7:17 pm October, 17 ehcuodouche said...

Where did they dig up this douchebag? I mean, literally? He looks like the month after the Weekend at Bernies without sunglasses.

7:41 pm October, 17 Stephanie said...

Skateboarding has been very very good for me. But I think he landed on his neck.

6:30 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

I disagree with the Rev on this one. He’s a punk.

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And Wikipedia does not connect him to Kim Basinger, or vice versa.

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I *might* have given leniency for proximity to that fine pussy.

6:31 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

^^^^ “He” and “Him” meaning the ‘bag, not the Rev.

9:38 am October, 18 Colossus of Choads said...

Rev C has expressed it perfectly.

I’m not here to defend his facial tic, although that may have occurred back in 1979 after a particularly rad 720 Mctwist to fakie.

11:07 am October, 18 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

So anything goes? That’s good to know.

10:03 pm October, 18 Little Willie said...

Neck tattoo belongs in the prison Pscyho Ward.

2:28 am October, 19 DoucheMaster said...

Heeey, Jay is one troubled guy, that’s for sure…

Nottadouche, a real skater and pioneer.

Too bad so many heroes from the past end up fucked on some drug.

Still kickin’ it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5BH4oAEENU

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