Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Mongor Stares Into Camera

In honor of the passing of the great Alex Carras today at the age of 77, I hearby name this douchley pubewhack “Mongor.” I will not call him “Mongo,” for that name is reserved.

Southern Kelly clutches her iPhone nervously and titters.

# posted by douchebag1
9:05 am October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Somehow I think that Robert J. Lefkowitz and Brian K. Kobilka (look them up bitches) are responsible for this douche’s lack of taste in quality alcohol. And with that expression on his face as well.

9:16 am October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Answer: A veterinarian, a fifth of Jack Dniels, and a coat hanger.

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Question: What were the last three things Mongor’s mother remembers about “that night” 21 years ago.

9:17 am October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Don’t questions end in these “?” Yeah, I thought so.

9:50 am October, 10 Mayor McDouche said...

Titters?

9:56 am October, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He lives in a world of Short bus days and Chuck E Cheese nights and dreams of career center and bumper boat glory.

10:00 am October, 10 Pdiddouche said...

The long lost grandchild of “Sloth” from Goonies. Mongor says, “Goose Grey! Goose Grey! huhuh”

10:25 am October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

A chap with some Downs Syndrome eyes

Gets aroused when these two rub their thighs

He squirts in his pants

It’s a modern romance

Says “He banged her” to all of the guys

10:28 am October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

The tweet on her phone says “OMG! this twirp with the Goose won’t leave me alone until I take a photo w him”

10:44 am October, 10 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

When does he punch out a horse?

10:47 am October, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

She’s hot. He looks like he’s missing something.

10:58 am October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ about 16 chromosome.

12:19 pm October, 10 Douchble Helix said...

“Karras”. With a fucking “K”. Is this so hard, Lewis?

12:31 pm October, 10 Rev Chad Raving Drunk. Son said...

“Died of dementia and liver complications”. What a fucking pussy!

12:37 pm October, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Mongor just pwned in game of life.”

12:38 pm October, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When did Carrottop cut his hair?

1:27 pm October, 10 icame isaw idouched said...

Mongor like man spackle.

1:31 pm October, 10 Wheezer said...

He squirts in his pants

It’s a modern romance

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That’s standalone gold, never mind the limerick!

10:41 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

He looks like a pic from that tumblr site where they shrink people’s faces. But I don’t want to pick on his face and make him think we’re picking on silly biological features he can’t control. No, he looks like he joined the short bus out of sheer enthusiasm.

10:41 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Meanwhile Southern Kelly is the reason America watches Honey Boo Boo

3:45 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

Imagine what the parents look like?

3:49 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

Dude,douche up all you can,but everyone knows you’re an escapee from some awful scientific experiment gone wrong.

3:50 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

There’s a little Steven Tyler in that face,sans hair,scarves,and girl’s clothing.

4:39 pm October, 11 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Vin Douchal. COMMENT OF THE MONTH.

6:50 pm October, 11 Steve said...

This picture makes me think of the classic episode of the Twilight Zone where everyone had pig faces.

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