Monday, October 8, 2012

Next-Gen HCwDB

Someday, long after this website is gone, your kids, and my kids, must lead the next generation into battle…

For douchey mandanas will only mutate further…

# posted by douchebag1
12:24 pm October, 8 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I’d wager every cent I had that Crimson Carlos’ mandana is hiding a massive bald spot.

12:27 pm October, 8 Douchasaurus Rex said...

Is that Chavo Guerro Jr?

12:40 pm October, 8 DarkSock said...

As Douche Fighters we have better job security than a Chernobyl oncologist.

12:42 pm October, 8 Scooby Douche said...

Sometimes, the term “milfy” just applies……

12:42 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hopefully his daughter is gonna pull out a .25 and pop a cap in his ass, yo.

12:53 pm October, 8 Scooby Douche said...

I’m guessing this is court-ordered visitation at the prison?

“Say hi to daddy, you’ll see him again in 4-7 years!”

1:42 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That kid would be better off if Mom had swallowed the load…

1:47 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That kid would be better off if Mom had taken it in the keister…

1:53 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Lactation Nation

1:54 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The Lack Hole

1:55 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The Goose Cannon

1:55 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The ASSassin

1:56 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Daryle Harmonica

1:56 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The Mad Dork

1:57 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Al Gayvis

1:58 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

That’s it for Raiders’ references, for a good laugh just watch one of their games

2:07 pm October, 8 Stephanie said...

Mandanna Bacon

2:26 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So Brandon in Accounts Receivable inherits his grandfather’s beautiful Harley-Davidson Knucklehead and instantly thinks he’s a badass. So bad (not Mr. White badass mind you but badass nonetheless) , in fact, he tells Trina to round up the girl and they head to the annual Sturgis Bike Rally. He’s got a cool bike, that wicked mandanna, and he went to the local Harley store to get himself a vest and the wife a T-shirt. What could go wrong? Well, just 30 minutes after he got there about 20 real bikers beat him senseless, stole his bike (at least they appreciate it!) and all his money, and now Trina is driving the rented Geo Prism back home with a screaming baby all the way home. For those scoring at home: Mid-life crisis 0, Real world 1

2:27 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Wow. Could I fit the word “home” in there a bit more? Sure, why not?

3:21 pm October, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mr. White is so BadAss the Big Bang Theory is named after the orgasms he gives Mrs. White with his left hand pinky finger while he’s grading math papers with his right hand and deconstructing string theory with his medulla oblongata.

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Hall of Mock Representin’, son.

4:51 pm October, 8 Guid is Good said...

Loretta Largewoman thanks Mitt Romney for the jeans shopping advice.

4:52 pm October, 8 Guid is Good said...

Sons of Baggery.

5:15 pm October, 8 DarkSock said...

Hey…Where’d Mr. White go?

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Doc?

5:56 pm October, 8 Guid is Good said...

Can MILFS get into the Hall of Hott? What about after the divorce and when the welfare come and take this kid off her hands?

5:58 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

Franklin must have just finished watching Wild Hogs and thought it would be cool to be a biker.

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Maybe he should’ve watched a film about real bikers instead…..which probably doesn’t include this one…..

5:59 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

Damn it:

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“…..this one…..

7:44 pm October, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is an excellent example why conjugal visits should be outlawed.

6:53 am October, 9 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

Dr Bunsen @2:27 – Glad to see you caught yourself, but we ain’t writing Pulitzer stuff here so don’t worry about it, lol

9:11 am October, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dark Sock 5:15

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I wish I knew where Mr. White went. Our little geek-outs were massive fun (at least from my end of things). Too bad. I miss him. If anyone does know, tell him to come back because my man-crush remains unabated.

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