Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Party Girl Brooke Sails with the Choad

Once again, the existential question is asked:

Do the douchebags buy the lake boats? Or does owning a lake boat turn one douchey?

# posted by douchebag1
7:58 am October, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Party Girl Brooke looks like she needs to ease up on the blow and eat a sangwich every now and then but that’s stating the obvious. Her pearly whites and true to size cocckring earrings makes me think she’s tried anal once and hasn’t ruled out doing it again.

8:20 am October, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

And the answer is yes and yes.

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And Brooke needs to eat a cheeseburger.

8:29 am October, 16 Merle Baggard said...

What’s with the baby on dude’s side?

8:48 am October, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

This is either a repost or I’ve got Jordana Brewster on the mind this morning. What say you Wheezer?

8:58 am October, 16 jonezy said...

The “implications” are astounding

8:58 am October, 16 DarkSock said...

Owning a boat raises one’s insurance rates, I can tell you that.

9:17 am October, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Nothin’ I can add. Great jobs, lads!

9:27 am October, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I haven’t seen ribs that lean since I made the mistake of eating at Famous Dave’s last year.

9:42 am October, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s so skinny they think her coccyx is a tail.

9:43 am October, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s so skinny and they’re so dumb that they think she isn’t underage because they can count the rings around her chest.

9:48 am October, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Bro! Check it out! Her ass does exactly the same thing yours does when I tried to give you that vodka enema.”

11:07 am October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These guys are retards. She’s the pro that figured a trip from St.Louis to the hills with two retards would be fun.

11:18 am October, 16 DixieRecht said...

These douchebags have unemployable tattooed all over them.

Future government “assistance” beneficiaries.

12:33 pm October, 16 Wheezer said...

Damn it, I know this is a repeat…..I just can’t figure out where it appeared before.

1:01 pm October, 16 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

^ Wheezer… agreed, we’ve seen her before in a boating photograph… hopefully you can find the link since this will bug me.

2:28 pm October, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Party Girl Brooke for HoH…What’s wrong with all a youse?

2:54 pm October, 16 The Dude (remote loc) said...

The tatts don’t lie.

10:29 am October, 17 bagwood said...

The Karen Carpenter diet ain’t working.

1:21 pm October, 18 robinfalcon said...

For some reason I’m having cravings for ribs slathered in BBQ sauce. mmmmmm

1:52 pm October, 22 alexandreedumbass said...

I can hear the director behind the camera:

“MORE TATTS!!! MORE TATTS, FELLAS!!! WE NEED MORE TATTS OVER HERE!!! The chick ain’t excited enough yet, she don’t wanna do either one of ’em!!!”

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