Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Scruffy Ralph Discovers Sheertina

Scruffy Ralph’s a stage-1 ‘bagger. A borderline tag, but the chin pubes are perhaps enough.

Sheertina offers glimpses of the canyoncs of teenage hyperbolic fantasy sugar premium aesthetic.

Her mellonic inspirations are laudatory.

Hells, lets get some perfect pear alls up in this place to go with perfect bazingos.

# posted by douchebag1
11:49 am October, 2 The Dude said...

My Willie go Nillie on perfect pear’s perfect pear. Autumn is upon us!

11:51 am October, 2 The Dude said...

Sheer ain’t so bad as to ignore her completely. Almost.

11:53 am October, 2 Mayor McDouche said...

Coming this fall to TLC…. Here comes Honey Boob Boob

11:59 am October, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Forced over the top posing is insta-Bleeth.

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” What’s with the shackles?”, Poor Man’s Slater asks….

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12:01 pm October, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Not only are they laudatory, they’re also Loadatory.

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Two so far as a matter of fact.

12:14 pm October, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

As the weather turns from warm to cool and the sun sets earlier its about time to start thinking of the Douchies. Sheertina for best golden globes ? Yeah, they’re about as real as her dangling gold bejeweled wrist thingy, but they do look spectacular.

12:19 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hall of Boobs for this newby ChK Killer. And I can’t find fucking handlebar moustaches for this years Halloweeny Hipsterbag Shizzle so I’sa gonna grow one while I commute on my fixie bike listening to Skinny Puppy lyrics on mobile 8-track while reviewing Frank Gehry microfiche on my microfiche machine. Or I could just glue some pubes to my face.

12:32 pm October, 2 Bueller said...

Isn’t that Champane Katie…and I call for a recount on “perfect pear”. While it is ok, the Butter Face makes it difficult to appreciate the pear.

On first click I thought maybe DB1 was playing a joke by dressing up in a blond wig…

12:59 pm October, 2 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Agreed, Bueller.

“Imperfect” Pear. And my first reaction was also: “Katie”?

1:00 pm October, 2 The Dude said...

“Loadatory”= winner winner, chikun dinnaerr!

1:08 pm October, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

HoH. Srly.

1:09 pm October, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think this is the first time I’ve gotten wood from softcore open-mouth porn.

1:10 pm October, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Not perfect pear. The face loses. Also, champaign Katie went for the bolt ons and yet that is not the worst choice she has made lately, as evidenced by this photo.

1:20 pm October, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is that C.K. ? Jeez, these broads are all starting to look alike.

1:35 pm October, 2 retard said...

@Beuller: That’s exactly what I was thinking. It sure looks like CK to me. I’ll overlook the idiotic pose just as long as I can stare at that cleavite.

1:55 pm October, 2 The Dude said...

CK has huuuge eyebrows. I’d take her to a cabin for a couple of weeks sans clippers, just to see how Ernest Borgnine she looks.

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And send pics, of course.

2:58 pm October, 2 Tanath said...

Laudatory = fake?

3:23 pm October, 2 Stephanie said...

I think she’s throwing hand signs for where’s my engagement ring.

3:48 pm October, 2 DarkSock said...

Looks like those sacks they keep the balloons in before the big drop…

6:23 pm October, 2 YA said...

HoH

6:44 pm October, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sheertina looks an awful lot like champagne katie….

7:22 pm October, 2 Guid is Good said...

He’s probably a notta. I cans see why he may have slipped through though.

4:46 am October, 3 Douche Moore said...

Never noticed before that Katie had amblyopia.

5:36 am October, 3 Ted Brogan said...

Motorboatable

9:26 am October, 3 Ted Brogan said...

She’s getting her money’s worth out of those.

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