Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Somewhere in Suburbia…

… nothing of consequence happens.

# posted by douchebag1
3:02 pm October, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

I can smell the crotch stank through my screen.

3:16 pm October, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Marlboro reds and yesterdays tuna stinking up Des Moines on a Friday night.

3:19 pm October, 9 Los Douches said...

My eyes got herpes just looking at the utterly repulsive and yet strangely attractive pink-wearing whore.

3:25 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Meth. It’s not just for breakfast anymore

3:41 pm October, 9 baffomet said...

Little did Beavis and Butthead realize that Pretty in Pink is a Thai Tranny…..

3:44 pm October, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

What truly pains me is that before they all turned into caricatures of Decent Human Beings, they were once innocent young children. There are probably photos of them in splashing in pools, unwrapping Christmas presents, blowing out the candles on birthday cakes, sleeping on top of the family mutt, etc. Now look at them. Getting doggie-bagged, faux-lesbianism, smoking and drinking, all atop some low budget sedan. They’re still children, only with IDs that let them drive and procure booze and cigarettes. It’s only a matter of time before they reproduce and feed the self-perpetuating downfall of society.

I’m going to crawl into bed with a bottle of Amaretto. Good day.

4:01 pm October, 9 Italodouche said...

I was born in a small town…

4:16 pm October, 9 Guid is Good said...

Down on the farm the still lifes for American Gothic Homebake Generation were not going to script. Pigs continue to wallow safely free from molestation for the time being.

4:16 pm October, 9 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

You laugh now. But remember that their vote counts just as much as yours.

Assuming they even know how to find their way to a polling station.

4:47 pm October, 9 eb said...

Eurobags!

5:31 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They found another Berylium rod.

5:37 pm October, 9 Wheezer said...

Little pink louses for you and me…..yeah, for you and me! OW!

6:34 pm October, 9 jcdouchey said...

mmmnnn…gap.

6:45 pm October, 9 Steve said...

WTF is wrong with the left leg of the bitch on the car? It’s all bloated. Also, what’s that white line going across the bottom of the camera lens?

7:38 pm October, 9 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“eb” is right.

That car is an Opel. German Eurodouche.

8:13 pm October, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It is a well-known fact that German broads love eatin’ Bing. So this here photo don’t surprise me much. Not only is that a Kraut car, you can tell by the license plate they’s foreigners. And by foreigners I ain’t talking about the band and I don’t think either dame remembers what it feels like the first time. Na mean?

8:57 pm October, 9 DarkSock said...

Lickety-Split

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HamLix

9:07 pm October, 9 Stephanie said...

Backyard Euro prostitution where things happen on the car and in the garage.

4:22 am October, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Suburbia?

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Hey, DB1, what time was it at your house when the first plane hit the World Trade Center, uh, comrade?

5:28 am October, 10 hermit said...

Definitely not suburbia. The dude on the left is a product of inter-family breeding, and that outhouse is a dead giveaway.

I’d guess this to be Redstate Lïthüånïä.

6:09 am October, 10 Pat said...

All I can picture is them singing like the captured Nazi on Saving Private ryan; “oh say can yoo seeee! oh say can yooo seeee! oh say can yoooo seee!

6:25 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

That car has a hood poop

6:25 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

Hood Rats

6:25 am October, 10 DarkSock said...

clitoral hood

6:26 am October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Those douches must’ve had a helluva time wrestlin’ them cammigs (half camel/half pig) into them dresses for all that fornicatin’ they hope to be doin’. YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!

7:11 am October, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

I kicked it Rev Chad Style last night in honor of witnessing Neil Young & Crazy Horse rock the house. I highly suggest if they are coming to your town that you go and check them out.

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Cinnamon Girls

7:44 am October, 10 Pdiddouche said...

Its like the 2012 version of ABBA…only with herpes. Bennie and Bjorn would be proud.

8:18 am October, 10 Troy Tempest said...

Douche Springsteen for comment of the week.

8:46 am October, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Gotta cut DB1 some slack, these just as well could be usa-born bags and bleeths. The virus spreads and mutates across the oceans, but still has the same vile symptoms. Substitute the Opel for a Scion and it might as well be Des Moines.

1:18 pm October, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

Hermit,

There are no umlauts in Lithuanian.

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