Monday, October 22, 2012

THE ULTIMATE ICEBREAKER

Rosa is no easy pick up. She of the flawless caramel skin, the taut yet supple belly and the cleavite so glorious it must be restrained by no less than two articles of clothing – lest mortal men be struck dumb and blind by their brilliance – is not one to fall easily for a paunchy gringo in a $20 tee and a technicolor dream hat.

Luckily for Buddy, he learned to smoke through his dick and blow smoke rings out his ass while doing seven months in Yardville for tagging a Wawa. Good for you, Buddy. It pays to have skills.

# posted by Steve L.
10:40 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl’s pretty scary.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaONHJZb9-Y&feature=fvwrel

10:45 am October, 22 Baron Von Goolo said...

I had no idea Ms. Pac-Man could rap.

10:50 am October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is the unbelievable orangeness of this setting the flash reflecting off his bronzer? Or was this picture taken on the planet Keratinia?

10:59 am October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Buddy is working hard lobbying for the all important latina vote this November. Coquettish Rosa has written in for Jennifer Lopez the last 2 elections though.

11:08 am October, 22 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Her left arm is on backwards.

11:10 am October, 22 army (ret) douche said...

Hot Chick? Check. Humorous Narrative? Check.

Indeed a good start to Monday

11:23 am October, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Buddy has it figured out with his weenis smoking routine, seriously what chick doesn’t enjoy swallowing Kool™ menthol tinged jizz?

11:27 am October, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In a few seconds that SBD he let is going to ignite off his cigarette and engulf his crotch in a del Taco fueled fireball.

11:29 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Let’s see, rock smashes scissors AND Buddy’s head. Put me down for “Rock”.

11:30 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m not sure letting the entire female population of Earth know that you’re hung like a Marlboro is a good thing.

11:34 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Enema

Badger

11:34 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Encourager of

Beastiality

11:35 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Entrail

Blower

11:36 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Emetic

Boner

11:43 am October, 22 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Boy I tellya, that Woodie Harrelson can still pull the hotties.

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Natural Boner Killers

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She looks good tho

11:49 am October, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Elephant

Blumpkins

12:01 pm October, 22 DarkSock said...

Dear Douche: “Smoking Pole”…ur doing it wrong.
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Smokers.
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12:21 pm October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

When the night wanes, Buddy returns to a coffin shaped Etnies© box to avoid the soul melting sunshine

12:28 pm October, 22 Anonymous said...

This fat idiot is a perfect example of almost everything that is wrong in society. I hope he dies while standing in a raging inferno.

12:33 pm October, 22 Rev Chad Superstoned And Mrs. is addicted to my weed. said...

I am wondering if the good Baron may follow in Dark Sock’s tradition of extra pear. Extra Scary pear in his case would be welcome. Ghoulish Pear perhaps.

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I am also wondering why Really Super Advanced Finance 601 is easier to understand stoned without a business calculator.

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Cavemen Savants

5:38 pm October, 22 Guid is Good said...

This is going to be the best $10 Buddy has ever spent.

1:00 am October, 23 Stephanie said...

Buddy,you are no longer 15 years old. And your time as a “happening guy” has passed you a long time ago.

12:14 pm October, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

Well put. And kudos on the glorious cleavite comment. I recommend these for consideration into the 2012 Golden Globes. And if this woman provides a larger sample of her work, she could qualify for HoH.

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No excuse me while I go suck on a handtowel.

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